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>>9130833
I'll never get why people suck sushi's dick so much. He's literally just cutting little pieces of fish and putting them on a plate. How hard can that possibly be?

Post some gifs.
These shitty webbums don't work in Safari.

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>>9130908

>>9130938
y tho

>>9130908

Buy a real computer idiot.

>>9130819

What is that and where do I get one?

>>9130901

try it and get back to me

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>>9131308
>scoops up garlic by quickly sliding knife blade-first toward hand

>>9131308
I wish I could do that.

please post rum martinez

>>9131327
I believe you can if you practice Anon. I believe, in you.

>>9131325
Some people aren't spazes.

>>9131343
still not a good idea

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>>9130819
How could someone eat that and live with themselves??

>>9130901
Japanese add to everything unreachable level of autism. That's what fascinating

>>9131308
YAN CAN COOK

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>>9131262
i'm no chef but something about this looks wrong

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happy times

>>9130938
hot dog no bun

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have fun cleaning up

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>>9130969

>>9131802
Now THAT'S fresh fish!

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>>9130885
Hello darkness my old friend.

>>9130922
Love this one.

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>>9130885
All those beautiful high-quality ingredients... just... ruined.

>>9131802
Is this Sushi grade fish?

>>9130926
Whatever happened to lemon key man?

>>9131846
>>>/reddit/

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>>9131338

>>9132009

there is no such thing as sushi grade fish.

>>9132028
thank you

>>9132028
but does it taste good

>>9132028
My god that's convoluted as hell. I bet it tastes amazing though.

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>>9130819

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>>9130833

>>9130885
no clover for mac?

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>>9131802
There's no need for that

>>9132138
>Jack version
Fuck off.

>>9132158
It is?

My mistake

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>>9132125

>>9132115
Ewww, why did she use "american" """"""cheese"""""" for that? Might as well have thrown in the plastic wrapper since it has the same nutritional value.

>>9132115
But deep frying puff pastry is ridiculous, it won't puff...

>>9130819
legit how an 8 year old would "invent" a dish.

>>9130901
t. ignorant faggot

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>>9131308
Damn slick.
>>9131802
This is what happens when you don't paralyze your fish with a hammer before cutting it up.
>>9132115
>processed cheese
t. Amerilard.
>>9132152
>making breakfast during nighttime
Imagine the smell.

>>9131262
I'm just about crying here.

>>9132028
Is that being served with a blunt

>>9132125
when it's just the porchetta and cheese, I'm good

the rest makes me want to vomit

>>9133246
Yeah, the moment he puts it in the bun is good enough, no need for more.

>>9133213
Why did she think that was a good idea?

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>>9130938
>that ketchup/mayo afterbirth

I feel like I haven't seen "frip da rice.webm" in a long time, anyone have that

>>9131529
i wish there was an honest, non-pc documentary about human beings on nat geo, and David Attenborough said this, verbatim.

>>9131846
>a chicken died for this
makes me sick tb.h

>>9130969
>that burnt piece of meat
is this what ameritards do? can't even cook meat right?

>>9132088
i tried it once
it just tastes like rum straight out of the bottle

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>>9131308

>>9130938
>When you pop a cyst

>>9133686
>Burnt
Stupid yuropoors

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>>9131262

>>9131802
Is that a boy or a girl?

>>9133707
Sure you have

>>9131325

cleavers aren't sharp

>>9133761
Chinese veggie cleavers are very sharp if you sharpen it like a good boy

>>9132028

When I ordered an old fashioned at a nice bar in Tokyo, they did something like this. So cool.

>>9132115
Is this what deep frying looks like with 110 volts?

>>9133778
I would just take bagged ice so don't have his hands all over my ice

>>9132160
Too much, man

>>9133686
b8?

>>9133778
Jesus christ, Favreau. It's just ice.

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>>9133686
just for (you)

>>9133751
boy..

>>9133864
Probably, but you never know. Euros dont have access to proper BBQ or mexican food.

>>9133686
americans love the outside charred. it's disgusting and literally carcinogenic. fuck them.

>>9134393
can't knock it if you haven't tried it eurofat

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>>9131308
Fucking wizardry

>>9134363
That is a shit ton of gochujang she's putting in there.

>>9134375
christ, id be worried as fuck about sawing off my arm

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>>9134425
that's nothing

>>9134437
fuck you sulli

>>9134437
>>9131802
the secret ingredient to authentic japanese food is pain and suffering

>>9132125
What's the source?

>>9134363
>ywn be this cute
>ywn have near perfect hair

>>9134348
this made me so nervous

>>9133751
Asian.

>>9134454
Just get a metric ton of plastic surgery and you can look like them too.

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>>9134454
this cuts too deep

>>9134476
is that a wok(?) with a bunch of sand in it? if so, for what purpose?

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>>9134468

>>9134475
>that one piglet on the left side that gets pinned under the trap, and trampled to death

>>9134482
has science gone too far?

>>9134481
sand is actually pretty solid heat conductor you know

>>9134448
both animals were dead already ya dip

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>>9134486
Kek, never noticed that before

>>9133778
you fucking chink, i said "no ice"
you could barely fit a shot in there with all that ice

>>9133792
he's probably pretentious enough to not only keep his hands clean, but have a cold water bath behind the bar to keep his hands cold to reduce melting the ice.
It's a sushi chef thing too

>>9134507
well, it's stupid. all ice no drink. let alone the price, it's just all bs.

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>>9134482
>mfw pineapple pizza people probably think this looks good

>>9134512
It easily holds as much liquor as a normal shot would. You don't think the average bar pours the glass to the top right?

>>9134497
is that a hubcap?

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>>9134522
or this

>>9134512
the cut and clarity of the ice is all bs, but it sure looks nice. and a large single piece of ice will cool the liquid you pour on it faster and reduce dilution, not by a terribly noticeable amount but if I'm at that bar and paying whatever they charge I would want an attempt at perfection too.

>>9134526
right, so you're saying that ice takes up no space... I still don't understand what your point is.

>>9134539
That's not what I said at all. I understand your mad is clouding your judgement but stop and read.

imagine that big chunk of ice hitting your teeth every time you went for a drink

>>9132125
>just porchetta and cheese
looks pretty good, a little fattening but I'd eat it
>bacon cheese and chicken fingers added
a bit much, would still taste the sandwich though
>mashed cheese fries
at this point the sandwich is disgustingly decadent and I would no longer consume it

Too much of a good thing, man.

>>9134532
The way gooks make their pizza dough is a lot different, its very airy and light and slightly sweet. Shrimp would probably be delicious on it.

>>9134550
shrimp is the bug of the sea, eww. just looking at a jumbo shrimp makes me want to vomit.

>>9134476
What's going on here? Is he flash boiling the water and just pouring it off the top as it boils over? I'd be very interested to see a cross section of this boiler thing

>>9133686
Im American and eat a ton of bbq. those first ribs looked like shit. I like char but this is more than usual.

>>9132028
"But I asked for Jack and Coke."

>>9134591
kek

>>9134562
More for me, nerdo

>>9134526
>>9134537
It's a well known fact that colder temperatures dulls the sense of taste, and any amount of ice will melt a bit and dilute the booze. Real drink snobs that pay top dollar for a single shot would never bother with this bullshit. It's basically just for rich idiots who have more money than taste, and want people to work extra hard to make them feel special

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>>9134497

>>9134783
HE CANT EVEN USE A FUCKING NAPKIN RIGHT

>>9131846
>posting HowToBasic

Leave.

>>9134783
Jack looks like what a high school gym locker room smells like.

>>9131846
>using sex lube instead of butter
>only using one hand to tenderize your chicken to climax
>not teasing the breasts
>no cream pie shot at the esnd

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>>9134783

>>9133768
I was standing behind you waiting to order a beer.

>>9134348
Nice.
I'll go buy some cucumbers and practice that.

>>9135150
>>9134783

you Jack posters are every bit as incompetent at shit posting as jack is at cooking. Literally No one gives a fuck about him eating. The trigger is him trying to cook and failing at everything at the most basic level.

If you just want to post autism about people eating and trigger /ck/, make some webms of Joey or Review Bra. That shit will net you dozens of (you)s per post. but literally no one gives a fuck about watching a meme-tier bad cook eat

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>>9135179
Calm down

>>9134476
Mmmm, boiling coffee. Really brings out the bitter.

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>>9135179
Relax and take a big boy bite

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>>9135179
Please don't be mad

>>9135183
I am calm. But me being the perpetual critic just has to call you out for just doing such an inept shitpost. and I don't mean to hurt or demean you. My criticisms are meant to be constructive. I know you can shitpost SO MUCH better if you actually apply yourself and try, and dont just keep hitting a meme without understanding the meme or why people hate it.

You can do better, anon

>>9135215
You're not the only one who's sick of it.
It's not even new Jack webms either. Just the same shit over and over.

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>>9135215
>>9135220
Just bathe in the radiant light of Ja/ck/, friendos

>>9135242
Nah. I'll just hide the thread like I usually do when you show up.
There will be another one tomorrow.

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>>9135244
Don't run away

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>>9135220
I'll make some more later, I promise :^)

>>9130938
Great, now I have to explain to my boss why I'm grinning like a fool while I should be working

>>9131834
Allah akbar

>>9134482
triggerd

>>9133778
I just put my glasses in the freezer instead.

>>9135215
>I am calm. But me being the perpetual critic
Kill yourself. This is 4chan not your fucking theater club, don't act grandiose here you piece of flamboyant shit.

>>9135179
>Literally No one gives a fuck about him eating.
Clearly, people do. I bet you're the same 'mo who constantly makes meta threads lobbying to get fast food threads banned instead of making quality threads with your own OC....which probably doesn't exist, and people probably would criticize too hard for you to deal with if it did.

>>9134440
Normally I don't care much for fancy tricks. But that's a cool one.

>>9134528
Too small, looks like one of those flame disks that Bic makes

>>9133778
the communist revolution can't come soon enough

>>9134407
is that a dough bender?

>>9131262

What piece of meat is that? Brisket?

>>9131308

Yan the Man

>>9132028

>"That will be $68, sir"

>>9132598

>>>9132152
>>making breakfast during nighttime
>Imagine the smell.

Why would it smell differently from during daytime?

>>9135647
Holy shit I need to try this.
It looks like shit, but I need to try.

>>9135681
It wouldn't smell differently, but it would be perceived differently

>>9134431
RIP to pajeet's fingers

>>9135174
RIP to anon's fingers

>>9135668
my cousin was making some sort of broth and she overdid it with the Szechuan peppers.
My reaction was similar to that guy's and perhaps more homosexually even

>>9135150
he bit out of the worst possible spot to bite out of it

>>9130922
I wish there were more A Bite of China webms

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would you have her cook for you?

>>9135785
So how does that actually taste?

>>9135788
what's the spray he perfumes the mushroom with? doesn't look like just water

>>9135858
mushroom spray

>>9134578
Turkish / Arabic / Greek coffee

Simmer the coffee to form a crema, pour crema off, simmer for more crema. Standard is three pours, third pouring all of what is left.

>>9134481
Even distribution of heat for even extraction of coffee.

>>9135189
Apart from a quality espresso machine, Turkish is the best way to get all the flavor out of your beans with precise control of brewing factors. If you think Turkish coffee is too bitter, you either have an unrefined pallet for coffee, brewed terrible / overoasted beans, or prepared it incorrectly.

>>9135877
I'm guessing when you're working with a fish that size you have to know how to butcher it right so at the end he was separating the good parts of that chunk.

>>9135858
>what's the spray he perfumes the mushroom with?

Looks like either mirin or sake.

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>>9130819

>>9135936
This nigga is good, like unironically so.

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>>9135955

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>>9135961

>>9135936

Decent skills but it's not like you need a sharp knife to cut watermelon

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>>9135977
is that a movie or cooking show

>>9134562
>t. Literal child

>>9135985
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111797/

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>>9134454
>hair is thinning
>never cute to begin with

>>9135670
Think it's pork shoulder in that clip

>>9134431
>no hairnet
>no gloves
>no apron
son what are you doing

>>9135976
>it's not like you need a sharp knife to cut watermelon

You'd need one to cut it in one stroke like that.

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>>9135762
>her
I'd deposit my meat in him.

>>9131308
>>9131325
>>9131327
>>9134407
Don't get fooled by it anons, the gook is peeling some really asianly grown garlic, which is borderline synthetic and cleans easily anyways.

>>9134440
this type of tourist attraction shit is just so tacky

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>>9135974
Mamma mia

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sharp chedda

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>>9136129
Look. That's bullshit. Hibachi is an American art form honed over the last 3 decades. It's not a tourist attraction. Every medium size city in America has at least 3 Hibachi places. Maybe its a tourist attraction if you don't live in America and have never seen American Style Hibachi before... But for most of us, we just call it Tuesday Business Lunch with Chan The Man.

Fun fact, they use lemon juice to clean their grills because it is chemical free and smells nice!

>>9136153
Look at these flyovers xD

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2u9frw/saved_up_for_a_month_to_take_my_boys_to_the/

Jesus Christ Favreau

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>>9135179
Yo fuck you anon the most fascinating thing about Jack is his technique of pushing his face towards the food instead of bringing it to his mouth.

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>>9136167

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>>9136197

>>9136197
>filename isn't "how to eat pussy"

>>9134375
The fat one in the back already lost an arm

>>9136205
only a never-been-there flyover would post that

>>9134437
This is so unnecessary. Don't think fish can feel pain though

>>9136261
it's already dead. ugh some people are stupid, man.

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>>9135744
>A Bite of China
Oh cool, I didn't realise there was a whole series, I just saw that tofu clip linked here once.

>>9133120
fuck

>>9130819
Sara is still alive. She posted a 4th of July burger. Haven't seen her posted around here lately.

>>9136142
tell me about jack. why does he hold the cheese with his fist?

>>9136344
Did it make your stomach churn in disgust?

>>9136357
N E W F A G
E
W
F
A
Go and fuck your self, spoon feeder

>>9135858
f u n g u s by Helmut Lang

>>9136357
spoonfeeder.org

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>>9136357

>>9134539
he's saying that rather than a shot glass with 30ml of liquor, or a highball glass with 30ml of liquor and 210ml of club soda, you're getting a highball glass with 30ml of liquor and 210ml of ice

the disproportionate amount of ice is actually useful and necessary to minimize surface area vs. thermal absorption and provide supercooled but not diluted liquor, without just freezing the bottle. it's a preparation that dates from when freezing a bottle of everything was flat-out impossible, and is still used today because it's showy and because many tokyo bars still don't have room for a freezer that big.

>>9133658
Have a (you) - precisely what I was thinking.

>>9134440
Does he then bring the customers to the kitchen or take up a whole table with a platter that the whole egg could fit in?

>>9136325
You've probably already found it on youtube, the whole series is up there.

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>>9135179
What does he mean by this

Anyone got the webm of the dude putting butter on two slices of bread then slapping them on his ass in the last second?

>>9136442
he is just a mad autist is all.

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>>9136411
Watching it now looking for scenes to webm, it's pretty interesting.

>>9131375
How is a diet stressful?

>>9136507
It's called a excuse.

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>>9135647

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>>9135974

>>9136496
Glad you find it interesting, and for making some new content.

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>>9134440
What's the squeezable bottle of pepsi for?

>>9130908
If you're on an iphone or whatever then download the vlc player. The webm will open in another tab and just open with vlc.

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Dude wraps 3000 of these things a day.

>>9132028
Love the buttplug action at 0:39

>>9133778
you can taste the dying dreams of a man educated in geology who wanted to cut precious stones for a living only to find the market flooded and serving alcohol his only job option.

>>9136054

I've cooked a ton of pork shoulders and none have had that thick tough layer of fat. WTF is he doing?

>>9135755
grorious nippon baroon

>>9135819
this asshole, just flip the fucking tray over

>>9135963
>>9135961

My dick would be diamond if they were M [spoiler]fatter[/spoiler]

>>9136718
That's chinese you idiot

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>>9135647
This is NOT okay

>>9136325
surly king of the dumpling tower

>>9136581

I never understood the technique behind pulling the dough and it magically dividing itself into halves

>>9135857
Probably like cheese.

>>9136399

It's one of those restaurants where the chef cooks at the table as part of the entertainment

>>9134522
>People are still this bootyblasted about a topping
Wew

>>9136555
anon asking the questions that matter

>>9135762
if that was butter he poured into the pan, then no, because the steak is going to taste like burned and acrid butter

>>9132152
tuco.webm

>>9136712
That's skin, anon.

>>9137123
>when you get a fat girl naked

>>9137186
could be clarified tho
pan didn't look retarded hot

>>9136357
Not sure why the hate on this question. Just a bunch of edgy kids trying to act cool? No clue.

But anyway, to answer your question. It's because he's retarded.

I would assume it's because that's how you should hold veg n shit when chopping it, and he's just to fucking retarded to not realize that's not how you cut fucking cheese.

>>9137622
>sneaking in those jack clips
you cheeky bastard

>>9137508
If it was clarified then that means it had to be even hotter to make it start smoking since clarified butter has a higher smoke point. Any time oil or fat starts smoking like that it's going to give it off flavors.

>>9137645
I'm gonna fucking kill myself. I feel sick.

>>9137186
I mean i fucking hate this guy but that dish was clearly meant to be eaten at the table.

The iron came out of the oven or whatever was heating it, he poured the butter in clarified or otherwise, and then he plated the steak inside. Guests eat after a minute or two to finish a sear.

It's all for show.

>>9136791
You know how if you hold a rope end to end in a line it looks like two ropes in the middle?
Its essentially that but stretched really thin, and then you just cut off both ends for a bunch of lines.
Its not actually a bunch of strings until the end, until then its all the same strings.

>>9137645
Kek, that's great

>>9130938
I always thought it was weird that the sausage comes out with no sauce on it.

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>>9131262
Was he attempting to score the meat?

>>9130819
Is it bad if I think that that actually looks somewhat appetizing

>>9137123
R E L E A S E T H E F I S H

>>9135220
I am sick of him as well.

>>9130819
Hum it doesn't seem appealing at all to me. I bet you can't even taste 1/3 of all the ingredients she put in this.

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>>9138101
anon this is a blue board

>>9135220
then gtfo.

>>9130819
That is 5.5 ways retarded. One of which being the waste of money involved in such a small bag of chips. At least get the Costco sized nigga

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>>9135985
STOP POSTING THIS FAT BITCH

>>9132028
tfw you dribble it down your shirt

>>9136999
>poisoning crabs to death
goddamn meat eaters are fucked up

>>9132028
This is the single most pretentious webm I've ever seen. I'd like to try it though

>>9135679
A place like that, it outta be worth it

>>9137645
It was good until the bread and blend part.

>>9134699

>It's a well known fact that colder temperatures dulls the sense of taste

not a bad thing

>and any amount of ice will melt a bit and dilute the booze

not a bad thing

you know barmen have been factoring dilution into their drinks for like a hundred years right

it doesn't make you a pleb to enjoy booze with ice. appreciating the liquor and enjoying it are different things

>>9138464
sauce

>>9136709
Geologist cutting precious stones : O)

>>9136371
Kek

>>9137630
>using that many sticky notes
I guess if you want to overpower everything else.

>>9133120
what the fuck

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>>9135985
sauce pls

>>9135762
Hey look everyone it's that meme Guy!

>>9135806
>$50 meal

>>9138588
and in the end they were just for decoration

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>>9130819
WTF? AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>9138464
Its not my fetish but when she gets to the skewering I can't help but think of her doing that to someone's urethra.

>>9138824
just like bars have 'shareable foods' on their menu if they serve food. like chicken wings, pizza, and so on. it's all a scam bruh.

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>>9138908
this?

>>9138186
Shut the fuck up man

>>9132028
can i have some lime in that please my dude

>>9134321
Lol but you're addressing euros with that image and reply stupid cuck

>>9134490
Found this out when I forgot my flip-flops ! I was very Hot-Footed !

Thanks, Bill

>>9140923
in English please.