Whoa

You're just finding that out now?

I've smoked a pack a day for 10 years and just ran a 5k and I'm running a half marathon next year.

You faggots wanna live forever?

>Mercy For Animals

ok

>>9130268
5k is fuck all

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I smoked 1.5 packs a day for 10 years, and quit. Now I eat 5 eggs a day and you fuckers are unironically telling me this shit? If I had to choose, I'd go back to smoking.

>>9130275
It's 3.1 and a half is 13.1. I've done both before but the question remains...

>>9130278
Just drink a cup of coffee a day, it's good for liver recovery and your cardio vascular system.

Fucking google "benefits of coffee"

How many cigarettes has Gaston smoked equivalent vis a vis the cigrette to egg transitive property.

>>9130294
I drink 5 a day.

>>9130282
13.1 is fuck all

>>9130282
do the berkeley and then post

>>9130308
Alright badass. I'm just saying I smoke too much but can run a half no problem.

My O2 is a little low (96.2%) but not like, an issue. Also eggs are delicious.

i totally agree with this unsourced image

>>9130320
96.2% is fuck all

>>9130260
What if I smoke an egg every day?

i should start eating more eggs

>>9130326
Mustard gas.

>>9130260
You clearly must not like eggs...

>>9130260
Spinach can cause kidney stones. Whole grains have antinutrients. Drinking too much water at one time can kill you.

My Grandpa died at 96.

Fried eggs almost everyday and smoked like a train.

>>9130260
I unironically hope I die young.
Who the hell wants to be old?

>>9130360
Trains cant smoke, the d have lung

>>9130260
Well, now I'm gonna start eating two eggs per day.

>>9130260
That's the dumbest shit I've ever read.

>>9130367
It's easy to say things like that when you're young.

>>9130367
Didn't I just post that in the last thread?
WTF?

OH GOD SOMEONE ALERT JOE ROGAN

>>9130268
You would be doing much better if you didn't smoke.

>>9130433
I clock 9 minute miles for longer runs which is pretty average and nothing to brag about.

>>9130416
It's too late for him now, let him sudoku in piece

>>9130260

bullshit

>>9130268
I mostly just don't want to smell like fucking shit all the time, and having people assume I am a redneck, so I avoid smoking

>>9130260
*proceeds to eat 24 eggs every day*

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>>9130454
>9 minute miles
>good

>>9130367
If you could live to 100 with the health of a fit 20 year old you wouldn't say the same thing. That's why a lot of research is going into keeping quality of life high instead of just extending lifespan for people now.

>>9130565
nah, i think he is saying that since most of the hobbies you have die out before you even reach the 30's. in case you didnt know people no longer want to be old because of the lack of value that there is in living after seeing what life has to offer.

>>9130260

T. Vegan propoganda. Just eat whatever you want, because everything feels pain and will give you cancer.

I literally eat 5 eggs a day?
Am I died?

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>>9130464

>>9130260
>eggs contain all the nutrients needed to make a brand new chicken
>"it's bad for you to eat those!"

>>9130640
Yes. This is hell

>>9130393
boomers are why I'm not a winner

>>9130260
fake news

>>9130260
brb gonna buy some eggs

>>9130260
Good cuz I eat 2.

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Good, I love eggs.

>>9130558
> he said it was good
jesus, chill out

>>9130260
>things vegans want people to believe

>>9130499
I had a very young coworker, about 24 years old, who had lost most of his teeth and the remaining ones looked like hell, all because of smoking. I mean, this guy wasn't some 50-year-old who had a lifetime of abusing his teeth, he was just a couple of years out of college. And he looked like shit. I don't know why he didn't have the rest of his teeth pulled so he could just use dentures.

>>9130268
I've got you beat; I've smoked a pack/day for fifteen years and eat six eggs for breakfast at least three times/week. I'm thirty-five and my doctor says I'm wasting his time when I come in for annual check-ups (I'm his healthiest patient).

>>9130919
>lost most of his teeth
>all because of smoking
Yeah, but that was meth, not tobacco.

>>9130932
Or he didn't give a fuck about oral hygiene. He probably didn't brush his teeth once when he got out of his moms house.

>vegans actually believe this

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>>9130954
Consider the following three posts/

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>>9130954
Cholesterol builds up in human arteries and cause heart attacks in hundreds of thousands of Americans per year.

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>>9130954
You are supporting and defending an industry who willing serves YOU pic related.

Vegans don't just believe the facts they search for and the majority of the time vegans know the facts about food.

People like you say the same dead beat BS story bro. You are brainwashed.

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>>9130954
Correction, four posts.

>>9131030
cholesterol is going to build up in your arteries no matter what, you think you're going to reach 80 with clean arteries when you're a healthy person, no it doesn't fucking happen
eggs are no worse cholesterol wise than anything you eat throughout the day you're not going to fucking die from eating eggs you're going to fucking die from being old as shit like everyone else in the world that eats """""healthily""""""
eggs are fucking harmless back off

>>9131040
Cholesterol is fat building up inside of your arteries. That type of cholesterol only occurs from cooked animal products.

>>9130268
I preffer to live without and expensive addiction like that buddy

>instead of posting facts like "here's some info" every vegan post is "I hope I can kill every single one of you evil meat-eaters, you make me sick"

Whatever happened to that respect for human life, huh?

>>9131028
>>9131030
>>9131037
>>9131039
I'm largely vegetarian when I'm home, but as a sc/out/, most of my meat comes in the form of fresh caught wild fish, shellfish and small mammals which are taken as quickly and cleanly as I possibly can to minimize undue suffering. In fact, it could be said that anything I catch dies faster and less painfully than it would if it were taken by other carnivorous wildlife (squirrels never die of old age, you know, they're grabbed by a pair of razor sharp talons, and dragged through the air for several minutes before being ripped apart, gut first while still alive). Tell me again how my entirely organic, free-range, quick-kill meats are bad?

>>9131055
The bait is weak.

>>9131059
I agree that you are far less of a detriment to humanity then someone who purchases conventionally raised animal products.

I actually love firearms and hunting believe it or not. Hunting is the backbone of firearms rights around the globe.

Unfortunately you are in the minority of meat eaters just as vegans and raw foodists are in the minority of diet choices.

Cheers, fagot!

>>9130260
I eat 8 eggs a day and smoke about half a pack a day so I'm smoking like 50 cigarettes a day or 2 1/2 packs a day

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>>9131039

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>>9131041
>He still believes in the diet-heart hypothesis

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welp...

>>9130558
These are the types of people who post mostly image replies. It's not their fault, really

>>9130694
Sure, just ask a vegan
You probably won't even have to ask, just say "hi" and they'll get to it pretty soon

Yeah that's a lie. Eggs are high in protein and omega-3's. Unless your cholesterol is in the 300's you'll be just fine.

>>9131039
>diabete
>from protein
corn syrup is vegan

>>9130308
>>9130325
Thanks for the laugh mate, not the guy you were replying to but he just kept taking the bait like the hungriest of the hungry.

>>9130260
I eat eggs nearly everyday and smoke about five to ten bowls of pipe tobacco every week.

Come at me, cancer.

>>9130260
>mercy for animals

Totally not made up just to promote veganism. Nope.

>>9131042
Try crack, I understand it's monetarily reasonable.

>>9130260
>former smoker
>wake up in the middle of the night coughing
>feel like shit after smoking that first cig of the day
Drinking hangovers 10x worse because "need muh cigs"
>money tight because expensive habit
>finally quit smoking because reasons above

>eat at least 1 egg a day
>don't wake up wheezing at night
>don't cost $10/dozen
>feel full and energized when having one for breakfast with some water/oj

Yeah, I'm gonna stick with the eggs.

>>9131380
That's an awesome point.

FUN FACT:

98% OF THE WORLD'S OCTOGENARIANS REGULARLY EAT EGGS.

78% OF THE WORLD'S OCTOGENARIANS POLLED EAT AT LEAST ONE EGG PER DAY

>>9132045
>FUN FACT:
>98% OF THE WORLD'S OCTOGENARIANS REGULARLY EAT EGGS.

So, If I want to live to 90, eat lots of eggs?

Thanks!

>>9130299
Sugar coffee doesn't count, BLACKED or gtfo.

>>9130298
Well considering 1 egg = 5 cigarettes and Gaston eats five dozen eggs daily, simple math tells us Gaston effectively smoked 300 cigs a day

>>9132045

FUN FACT:

Misa Okawa, Japan's oldest person (117 years old) ate at lease 2 eggs each day, along with rice and some vegetables.

So if you want to live a long, healthy life, make sure delicious eggs are a part of your nutritious breakfast!

>>9132045
>FUN FACT:
>98% OF THE WORLD'S OCTOGENARIANS REGULARLY EAT EGGS.

Japan, who's nation includes the oldest (and healthiest) senior population on the planet, regularly promotes egg consumption by seniors to help reduce onset osteoporosis as well as a host of other age related degenerative diseases.

>>9130260
>Mercy for animals
How the fuck does eating an unfertilized egg harm animals?
Explain yourselves vegans

>>9130454
Better than me.
6 minute miles is supposed to be high class. Fuck that, though

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>implying living longer is a good thing
As long as I don't die before 50, I'm just fine with scraping off life expectancy

>>9133319
You don't want to live long enough to see the human beans colonize the sun?

>>9131042

Some of us aren't poor and can afford it.

>>9133248

These are the same people who won't breast feed their babies because breast milk is dairy.

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I just went and cooked 5 eggs because of this
the sooner I can stop living in the same world as vegans, the better

>>9133373

Imagine eating a diet that requires you to supplement B12, a necessary nutrient, but thinking that your diet is more natural and healthier.

>>9133420
The animal products you eat contain B12 because the animals were give supplements.

No contemporary diet is 'natural' unless you are an actual hunter-gatherer.

>>9133440

Complete bullshit. Where do you think B12 comes from in the first place? I never claimed that any contemporary diet is natural: I only pointed out what vegans--what every vegan that I've ever spoken to--believe.

>>9131041

your brain is literally made of cholesterol, you fucking retarded faggot.

>>9130260
the sun can trigger a cancer cell that wont multiply, so what? fucking people need to take a science course before they start swallowing all these blanketed stats

>>9133440
>The animal products you eat contain B12 because the animals were give supplements.
and where exactly does the B12 in the supplements come from, genius?

>>9133446
>Complete bullshit. Where do you think B12 comes from in the first place?
>>9133486
>and where exactly does the B12 in the supplements come from, genius?
Bacteria.

>>9133446
>I never claimed that any contemporary diet is natural: I only pointed out what vegans--what every vegan that I've ever spoken to--believe.
You must talk to some particularly silly vegans then, every half-educated person knows that completely veganism is rare to non-existent in hunter-gatherer societies.

Although the very idea of a 'natural' diet is in itself nonsensical.

>>9130367
Me
Not everyone has depression

Dietary cholesterol doesn't actually raise your cholesterol levels.

>>9133637
http://www.ibcmt.com/2009-03-16-EffectsOfDietaryCholesterolOnSerumCholesterol-PaulHopkins.pdf

All I'm getting from this is that smoking and eggs are both good for you.

That can't be right. About smoking I mean, unless all that anti-smoking campaigning is propaganda.

>>9131059
I'm a vegetarian too and I think your lifestyle is highly moral. I don't think killing animals for food is in and of itself wrong. To do it unnecessarily and without caring about its suffering is. I also think the intelligence and level of sentience of the animal in question is also a big factor in how moral killing it is. Killing cows and pigs is worse than killing goats and lambs is worse than chickens and so on.

All this said your personally moral lifestyle cannot be applied to the world at large. How many can actually go out and hunt and fish for 100% of their meat consumption? If that was the norm I'd say 90% of the worlds population would be vegetarian.

>>9132066
How much do they eat eggs if they need to be promoted by the government? Are they healthy because of eating eggs or despite not eating them?

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>>9130260
>how you can tell someone doesn't fucking lift

>>9133361
I can guarantee you more meat eaters don't breastfeed their kids than vegans. I can also guarantee you that the number of vegans that are actually against breastfeeding kids for the reason you stated is in the tens. A wholly insignificant number. But for some reason this tiny group of people that you've never met has irritated you enough for you to post about them on 4chan

>>9131030
And dietary cholesterol has NO effect on blood cholesterol
https://health.clevelandclinic.org/2015/02/why-you-should-no-longer-worry-about-cholesterol-in-food/

>>9130345
What the fuck is an antinutrient?

>>9134202
https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/cleveland-clinic-fully-embraces-pseudoscience/

>>9134232
>founder works for yale
>managing editor has research funded by NIH
Hmmm, why would these men want you to believe the government?
Really gets the synapses firing

>>9130927
Keep the beer cans coming cold and steady old man

>>9134269
Oh boy. What's your next display of ignorance gonna be? A link to timecube?

>>9134372
>he doesn't differentiate between actual insanity and people that distrust government-backed "experts" that push agendas rather than doing science
Funny that a "skeptic" is absolutely and utterly convinced everything the government tells him.

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>>9134202
>no studies cited
>just a mention that most blood cholesterol is derived from endogenous synthesis

That's true but does not support your claim. Dietary cholesterol downregulates LDL receptors in the liver which increases the amount of endogenous cholesterol circulating in the blood. This occurs for the majority of people when baseline cholesterol intake is low. See >>9133703

>>9134414
Looks like you ran out of alternative medicine blogs and can now only shitpost strawmen. It's alright though, I accept your defeat.

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>>9130260
Neither is half as bad for you as playing one of the easiest games in the history of gaming franchises. Seriously, each area following the "chosen hunter" and his excessively buffed weapons from assorted game locations as he fights brainless enemies has been less engaging than the last. Aside from the handholding, the game's only consistency is providing you with absolutely retarded, unchallenging mobs and allowing you to run through all of them without any combative motivation thoughout the entire game. All to make the difficult feel easy, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when From Software voted to make the game a PS4 exclusive; they made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody. just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for the souls series. Blood(bore) might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Final Fantasy 7 in its refusal of challenge, skill and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the Dark Souls games were good though
"No!"
The enemies were easy; but the bosses were unfairly hard. As I played, I noticed that every time a enemy went for an attack, he spent an unrealistic amount of time telegraphing an attack.
I began marking on the back of an envelope every second the enemy stretched his arm back. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope a several dozen times. I was incredulous. Miyazaki's mind is so governed by outdated game design philosophies that he has no other style of challenge. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Bloodbore by the same Kevin-V from Gamespot. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are playing Bloodbore at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to play Fallout New Vegas." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Bloodbore" you are, in fact, trained to play Fallout New Vegas.

>>9134477
Now THIS is autism

>>9131064
>I agree that you are far less of a detriment to humanity then someone who purchases conventionally raised animal products

Nigga, you're a detriment to society by being so beta and pulling down the rest of the genepool to your level, you should kill yo-self

>>9130558
Yeah, that would be about average.

>>9130260
>1 egg a day
>Five smokes,

That's 'breakfast'. According to PETA I should have died ten years ago.

>>9130268

nigga I run 6k every damn morning in 25 mins or less and I'm 7kg overweight

>>9130326
Then you have a lot of smoked eggs.

This is why I'll boil like 6 eggs at a time and only eat 1 or maybe 2 yolks out of the bunch

outdoor animals get the yolks and eggs are cheap as hell right now so I've been eating a ton compared to when they were like $5 a carton

>>9131252
>be vegan
>get hobbit feet

>>9134221
nutrient made of antimatter, duh

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If you don't eat eggs you aren't really alive.

>>9134831
Yes one egg a day for about 58 years causes as much plaque build up as 5 cigarettes a day for 15 years. I've read the actual study.

Besides if your goal is to live longer. Don't even worry age is largely genetic, diet has an impact but not as much as genetics and physical exercise.

>>9130393
Fuck you I literally want to go to bed right now and never eake up

>>9138057
So why not bitch about factory farms and stop memetically generalizing it to eggs per se?

>>9138247
>implying that vegans only apply this logic to eggs and not to factory farming in general

>>9130260
what about 1 egg per two days?

>having sympathy for something you are just going to eat anyways
I will never understand people who are not anthropocentric.

I smoke 4 packs a day eat 20 eggs every morning and I run 50km in 45 minutes twice a day.

>>9138057
good, all males should be destroyed

That's just bullshit. There are so many factors contributing to the lifespan of a person so even if it held some truth it's pretty much neglible.

http://nypost.com/2016/10/29/worlds-oldest-woman-says-eggs-are-secret-to-long-life/

>>9138408
https://www.sott.net/article/282019-The-oldest-people-on-Earth-are-all-smokers

>>9138328
Are you a moped?

>>9130260
How do they come up with this nonsense? Does anybody believe this shit?

>>9138501
They find an academic paper and misrepresent it.

>>9130269
Can't put their PETA logo on it because then it wouldn't be as credible.

>>9138341
This. Eating eggs destroys the patriarchy.

>>9130640
No that shit in OP's pic is made by PETA, it's fucking nothing.

>>9134232
Good goyim.

>>9130260
Vegan propaganda.

>>9132050
What about coffee with milk in it?

>>9130260

How can people make this claim?

There are records on the deaths specifically linked to the use of cigarettes every year.

Eggs kill no one. Fucking assholes.

>>9139234

So you're surprised that something you saw online is bullshit?

>>9139236

But such blatant bullshit...

I mean pyramids on mars is more respectable.

>>9130294
I drink 6 to 12 cups of coffee a day. I also have about 8 alcoholic drinks a day on average. Sometimes I eat up to 4 eggs a day.

How am I doing? At least I don't smoke anymore, I guess.

>>9139238
People hear that eggs are high in fat and cholesterol and immediately associate it with obesity caused by eating mcdonalds for every meal

>>9130294
> it's good for liver recovery
Is it ACTUALLY good for liver recovery or is it like how blueberries are "chock full of antioxidants!" but you'd need to eat a fucking pound a day to see an actual benefit