>>9126807
You'll probably get shat on by the fake rich guys around here, but the Lindt bars are really good for the price. I've tried all the varieties I've seen and liked all of them.
>>9126807
Any kind with chili pepper in it.
>>9126807
I liked this one better.
The chocolate was creamier, the orange bits had the proper complexity of a real orange, not just generic orange flavor and the pistachios had a great smokey crunch.
God's bar
>>9126999
nice love this
my favourite is caramello and fruit and nut
Just kidding.
It's a shame though, I absolutely LOVE the design of the packaging of these. It's so simple and comfy.
>>9127242
whats wrong with hersheys its fucking god tier?
>>9127343
American chocolate is certainly not God tier.
>>9127351
Tastes exactly like a fucking Cadbury from the UK.
>>9126807
>lindt intense orange
>>9126999
>hanging up the flag of defeated traitors
>eating that garbage """chocolate""""
wtf?
>>9127358
Cadbury from the UK doesn't taste like vomit
Lindt is good but isn't God tier, not even close. Valrhona, Voges, and Scharffen Berger all kick its ass.
>>9126807
I always see this one but I always just get plain the 70% dark. How does this actually taste? Is the orange really artificial tasting?
I don't know any global brands that make modica chocolate but it's god tier.
Yo
this is the only one i eat
>>9127358
I agree.
I don't get why Europoors get triggered by Hershey chocolate. I'm sure if in a blindfolded taste-test, a typical Europoor wouldn't be able to point it out.
>>9126807
>not chili or mint
Blackcurrant/Ecuador are also good.
>>9127495
For starters, normal chocolate usually doesn't taste like vomit.
>>9127495
You can tell American chocolate by the smell, the butyric acid makes it smell like rancid baby vomit.
The taste is even worse, a constant spoiled milk tang at the back of the mouth. Vile shit.
Why are Europeans eating vomit enough times to know what it tastes like?
Regardless, this shit is melt in your mouth good.
>>9127535
>Why are Europeans eating vomit enough times to know what it tastes like?
you know... vomit passes through the mouth
Fuck lindt. Fuck the swiss.
Somehow they shat out Toblerone though
just my opinion
>>9127475
I've seen this at IKEA, maybe next time i'll grab one.
>>9127460
Not sure, I'm not exactly a chocolate connoisseur but the orange does taste pretty damn good and it doesn't overpower the dark chocolate which you can't go wrong with if it's from Lindt. It's like the Chick-fil-a of chocolate bars, while it certainly isn't the best of the best it's pretty good for the price and what you're getting, it's an affordable way to enjoy some decent chocolate, while you're watching a movie or playing some vidya just pluck a square off every once in a while.
step away plebs
here comes the superior choice
>>9127566
Loved these as a kid. Haven't had one in years, though.
>>9126910
>ritter sport
My nigga
>>9127495
I had no idea about people disliking hershey's and I wanted to try American chocolate so I bought one. Honestly the worst chocolate I have ever tastes in my life, I couldn't finish it.
>>9127536
Why is your food making you vomit? You should eat something better, like American.
>>9126933
Criminally underrated post.
Y'all should be ashamed
>>9127659
you're a fucking idiot
>>9126807
>orange and chocolate
Truly the worst food combination known to man.
>>9128677
it is known
>>9128677
Have to disagree, the best Lindt is the 99% cacao.
>>9127495
>I'm sure if in a blindfolded taste-test
Already been done and on Americans no less.
It was unanimously decided that European chocolate was superior on every account and the Americans were all surprised that they all chose European chocolate over American ones.
>>9126999
it's not the same anymore since the yanks moved in
>>9127477
Greetings fellow intelectual
>>9126978
is there a black choco version?
>>9126910
Love this stuff
>>9128891
Why were they surprised? Anyone who's not a complete retard knows that most things made by this country are shit
It's all just so uninspired, quantity over quality like china
If only Mondelez would stop messing with this thing and ruining it...
Aside from that...I just really like Toblerone.
>>9128677
FUCK right off.
>>9129133
For real my nigga who the hell this nigga think he is talking shit on terry's chocolate oranges? Love that ish faĐ¼
>>9129119
You've got to try these if you can get your hands on it.
>>9127659
Hah, what?
While Cadbury is definitely better than Hershey, having an argument over which mass produced generic chocolate is better sort of exposes one to be at least deficient in exposure but more likely deficient in the mind.
>>9127358
gr8 b8 m8
Don't mind me. Just posting the objectively best chocolate bar.
>>9129173
This one is fucking amazing
>>9127242
I love Hersheys and can't stand Cadburys any more, maybe it because I'm a Brit and have had less hersheys but idk it tastes so good, especially out of the fridge
>>9127477
>>9128953
>>9129133
I can't find any of these in California. Why live?
>>9126910
Would be better if made with vanilla instead of vanillin. There's more than that single molecule in vanilla.
>>9127477
>Absolutely BLACKED.com cocoa
>Innovative British
Very accurate
>>9129327
Psst check Trader Joe's
Unless you're looking for that particular brand in which case you're SOL
Same price tier as Hershey's but much better tasting
Hold the phone lads, the golden ratio would like a word.
best chocolate bar, this is a fact
>>9129510
Oh man, thank you so much. I'll check Trader Joe's out!
Anyone?
>>9129173
Is that just a different packaging of this kind? Because I love this one.
>>9129820
yup, the one I posted is one with bigger pieces, they are better imo but it could just be my imagination.
I usually just find them in airports unfortunately
>>9127343
kys
>>9127343
this is bait
but in the rare event that it's not, Hershey's is waxy overly-sweet shit
>>9127446
No, you're right, it tastes like a sugar cube bumped into a cocoa bean once. Much better.
>>9126807
Timtams
>>9127343
Eating puke kys
>>9129848
>worlds most popular chocolate bar
>liking it is "bait"
The absolutely best I have ever had, bar none.
>>9126807
>>9129848
>overly-sweet
How mental do you have to be to prefer bitter chocolate to milk chocolate with nuts
>>9127540
You don't have to do this to yourself, you can eat an orange and some chocolate. I know Europeans are busy trying to juggle their public sector jobs and wives' sons but you don't have to melt all your food together to save time
I don't ever want to hear about Americans putting pancakes and sausage on a stick if you're eating this
>>9129213
I have noticed that the titles of most British snacks consist of a single syllable or an idiom
>>9129565
You should try crispy M&M's, they're like this with a shell
I've really wanted to try one of these ever since the MRE video
>>9130069
Lots of caffeine in them.
From what ive heard they taste like shit and if youre expecting the recipe that was used in the third reich; think again.
>>9127483
my nigga. ghana is also good
Bought a chocolate bar that was made in Poland during a post-Easter sale that had bits of strawberry in it which was delicious. Sad thing is I forgot the brand and haven't seen it again
>>9127424
I'm Irish ... Just have it to trigger niggers who see it outside
Lot of people don't seem to like it but I love the the texture and sweetness. Also Meiji Black.
>>9126807
unbelievably delicious
>>9128953
>100% cacao
A lot of these 100% cocoa dogshit is made of cocoa powder and very little cocoa butter.
If you really want good cooking chocolate search for couverture chocolate with high cocoa butter percentage.
Cocoa powder stuck together with sugar is literally the garbage of chocolate production. I don't understand this 'cacao' meme.
>>9130006
how will I have orange in my chocolate without remelting it tho
>>9127343
Stick your fingers down your throat and gag some stomach bile into your up onto your tongue. Now, throw two pennies into your mouth, some heavy cream, and a tablespoon of granulated sugar.
The taste of a Hershey's bar without having to spend $1 too much for one.
>>9129982
Yall don't know shit about the best chocolate bar
One word: Z O T T E R
This madman has made over 300 chocolate mixes, there are always a few crazy ones almost none is something "traditional" its handscooped chocolate and Its fairtrade. Get on my level niggers
>>9127602
Is there any other brand that makes something similar to their dulcey 32%?
Alternatively, is there a recipe?
>>9134887
what's with the faggy ass wrappers? also what does "hand scooped" mean?
>>9134931
Yeah that's gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
>>9129271
t. sugar addict
>>9134931
>naked cowboy
>dark
>vegan
>two condoms printed on the bar
gay
Been enjoying this alot as of late. Blueberry and almond goes well with dark chocolate.
>>9126874
Caramel with fleur de sel is GOAT
Eating this one. It's okay. I don't really know chocolate so not sure how good it is compared to other dark chocolate.
>>9126807
Communion wafer dipped in chocolate.
>>9126807
>good enough to be memorable
>cheap enough to throw a couple in every visit
>>9129515
Britfag here, I've not had Hershey's, but you're right that Milka is delicious
I have had Reese's cups though, does Hershey's chocolate taste like the chocolate used in those? If so then I guess it's okay, pretty bland, but it's tasty I suppose.
>>9129565
Eh it's okay
>>9129663
Yeah Caramacs are okay, I rarely buy them though
>>9130027
Crispy M&Ms are fucking delicious
>hersheychat
My brother brought me a bar of this stuff back from a trip once, and he had a huge shitty grin on his face when he gave it to me.
I had no idea why, until I had a piece of it in my mouth.
Tasted like someone had mixed up the cocoa, then carefully collected all the klinker and ash out of a fireplace and dumped them both in a vat of spoiled milk.
That was the only time in my life I have ever spat chocolate out.
Never again.
>>9126910
THIS.
Marzipan is great anyway. But combining it with nice chocolate is like turning it into catnip or some shit.
>>9129095
chinese chocolate would contain 58% rat poison and the wrapper would spontaneously catch fire
>>9135854
But it would be flavored with those sweet sweet child labor tears and lost hope for the future
Plebs, all of you.
>>9129213
Nah m8
Taza - Stone Ground Mexican Style chocolate is the GOAT.
>>9134931
what the fuck
Where do you buy chocolate oranges in the U.S.?
>>9131891
It's the same retards who pretend to like straight whiskey and IPAs and make fedora posts about non-bitter foods being "childish"
>>9126807
Coconut toffee is GOAT
>>9126807
you guys have no idea who you're fucking with
>>9137289
They even have pink chocolate.
That said, some sorts they have are very tasty. Didn't try the pink stuff or that sugar cracker sort, though, and i don't plan to do it.
>>9128677
This has always bugged me. Who was the first retard to say "You know what this chocolate needs? A fuck load of orange oil!"
Balkanfags will know
best thread
>>9127343
I like it...
I feel like Hershey's is the US version of vegemite. If you didn't grow up eating it, you're not going to like it, but if you did, then you will.
INB4 bunch of people say they're from the US and disagree
Be honest with yourself, do you REALLY hate Hershey's, or are you just saying that because enough people on the internet told you to, so now you retroactively do?
Step aside, my friends.
>>9139844
Aldi patrician.
Why do y'all even bother?
>>9139844
>chili in your choco
you really think you're a special snowflake, huh?
Just throwan my hat into the ring
Are we really at the point where we can't agree on chocolate?
>>9139897
>Not eating raw cocoa beans
>lookatthispleb.jpg
>>9139897
What's the point of getting 99%? Why not just get 100%, does 1% really make that much of a difference?
Don't care if it's too 'pleb' its still the GOAT
>>9140018
Do you really have to ask?
ew! you salt your food? enjoy eating urine you disgusting pig!!
Make way for the king.
<3
I've not eaten any refined sugar since the 17th of June. Why am I even reading this, it's agony.
Pretentious chocolate from Colorado.
> Bean-to-Bar
Holy fuggg
>>9140965
I've been eating a ketogenic diet for a couple years. I get a bar of 85%+ once in a while. A square has less than 1g of sugar. It's fine.
for me, it is the john kelly
>>9127475
Fuck off daim eller inget
>>9139897
It's like chewing on a chalkboard
>>9127351
We craft chocolate now, bitch.
Anyone here miss BAR NONE.
It was the best candy bar Hershey's ever made.
Nice choice OP.
I also like Mr Goodbar a lot and the high % cocoa Lindt.
Swiss fag here. Stop shilling Lindt, pls.
Vosges puts out amazing shit. No one else comes up with the crazy flavors that they do without fucking it up.
>>9142201
>>9130069
I've ordered milk and dark from varusteleka for 2.99 a tin, can honestly say it's very good chocolate, particularly the dark. The caffeine isn't even too high at 200mg/100g. Its a decadent flavor and texture with strong espresso tones, very smooth. Apparently the recipe is hardly changed since it's origin. I recommend you try it.
>>9139897
This.
>>9138269
Any grocery store around Christmas.
>>9139832
I like the stuff, but I know there's much better stuff.
I just don't pretend it tastes like licking a toilet bowl like most posters here.
>>9127566
>>9127475
Get on my level
>>9127358
yeah that's because Cadbury's died when it was bought by Kraft in 2010. Ever since then they just made it cheaper and shittier and today's cadburys is fucking trash. They ruined creme eggs, they fucked up the basic chocolate bars, they stopped making caramel bars and instead make dairy milk caramel which isn't even the same fucking thing somehow. Long story short, Cadbury went global and to reach the world they had to fuck with their recipes for mass production on a larger scale and as such all their chocolate is now complete trash.
Hersheys on the other hand was and always will be trash.
>>9129133
This is the best chocolate in the goddamn thread. TCO are fucking delicious, stick em in the freezer for a bit and they're godly.
No it's not filled with green goo or anything you can barely taste the tea but it's a really good chocolate bar.
>>9137248
No Ibarra?
>>9143932
Not that guy but have you ever looked at the ingredients in Ibarra? It's like 60% fillers, artificial flavors, and soy texturizers
In contrast, Taza is actual chocolate
check it
>>9142204
this sounds wild
>>9134931
The only way to eat this is through your butt, south park style.
>>9126807
Get on my level, trash
>>9126910
>Ritter Sport
>Sport
What did he mean by this?
Who here /princepolo/?
>>9141450
john kelly my dude
went to their place on montana a couple times, super nice, excessive amounts of free samples both times i went
step aside filthy bourgeoisie
>>9145133
Hello, my fellow leaf
>>9143601
>vegemite.
>in chocolate.
>>9127464
Where could I get some of this besides Italy?
>>9126910
Good and cheap
>>9144638
They were designed to fit comfortably in the pocket of a sport coat
>>9145133
I'll bet you buy that with food stamps, commie faggot
Here's the opposite of god tier chocolate
>>9146181
>canada
>food stamps
hnnnnngh~
>>9130511
you are the nigger of the british isle
i aint even scottish and this is easily one of the best chocolate bars I've ever had
>>9146268
you can't expect americans to know how other country's function with a third world level education
>>9145133
.77 lindt bars at no frills on sale all this time and u buy this
fudgy as fuck and hazelnuts make it great by default
the name is a bit of a turn off though, makes you think of a chocolate bar full of vegetables
>>9138920
>chocolate with quinoa
>>9126999
nice one racist
the best
Step aside you collosal niggers
A buddy of mine who lives in Vilnius mailed this to me (among other things) ... very tasty! similar to Lindt but just a little less creamy
>>9131672
What's the point? The M&M's already have chocolate in them, why surround them with more chocolate?
The greatest pure milk chocolate is this one. There exists no better.
>>9137248
Scho-ka-kola?
>>9139458
Damn there was a store in Bled where we used to buy a whole kilo of chocolate for 500sit i think.
It was with some factory errors, like the shape was a little bit off but tasted the same. Loved it
>>9146316
bought one of these in flyoverland, USA and they are DELICIOUS
>>9148909
You're a flyover and don't even recognize it. Welcome to the club! Soon you'll be requesting an Orange Julius.
i never liked m&ms but i enjoyed these
>>9129133
>mfw 6 years old
>got one of these for easter at my abuelas
>she let me eat 1 slice per visit
>it was always in the back of her fridge
>still there 5 years later
and ive never found them again
RIP Cadbury.
>No one has posted the best chocolate bar
You all suck
>no thc edibles
>>9142274
>varusteleka
same my dude, also got some cheap East German stuff while I was on there.
>>9127242
>Hershey is pretty decent in Canada let's buy some and it's 100 grams for $1
>What could go wrong?
>>9147144
I like this one alot, my dad used to buy them in ten-packs while travelling to Norway, I haven´t had one in a long time though.
>>9146564
>he thinks racist is an insult
all ya niggas don't know a thing 'bout chocolate
>>9151150
>Lindt
>best anything
>>9151186
>he's too poor to afford lindt
shut up pleb
>>9151212
Lindt isn't very expensive around here. Their stuff is WAY too sweet and in general not very good.
>>9151218
okay you connoisseur
>>9148726
>whole kilo of chocolate for 500sit
Good old times.
Nothing beats some properly made Belgian pralines
>he hasn't had bedré's god tier shit
I agree that Bedre is excellent. Best chocolate made in the States anyway. Chickasaw Indian company out of Oklahoma.
>>9127483
Real nigga. This and Crunky were my shit as a kid.
>>9153172
>2017
>still not knowing how to use the word "meme"
>>9127343
It's pretend chocolate. That is what is wrong with it. Chocolate is actually healthy for you. Milk chocolate, not so much.
I usually enjoy cadbury. The Carmello or Milk chocolate usually, but occasionally I mess around with Lindt, I really like the salted pretzel one.
>>9153853
>an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
it's pretty obvious what I meant by toblerone being hard to find because it's a meme
>>9141062
DUDE
>>9153874
it's pretty obvious if it were a meme, it would be easy to find
>>9145074
Yo, this my shit. Get em once in a while from the local bakery. They sell lots of Polish foods and imported Polish goods over there.
>>9153917
The meme I was referring to is Toblerone being airport candy you absolute brainlet, that's what makes it hard to find
I really like Toblerone as an occasional treat.
>>9129518
My nig.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFanM16FkRE
>>9143601
my nigga
>>9154116
I bought one the other day after passing my driving test. Gosh, the chocolate is better than I'd remembered.
>>9134928
summerbird (scandinavian brand) makes one. its called amber.
Fruition has one, too, but its like 11 bucks for 3 oz.
as for recipes just google how to caramelize chocolate
Y'all don't know shit about good chocolate
/thread
>>9127343
I tried it once, it was ok for about 2 seconds, then it gave a taste of old goat milk.
Fucking never again.
It's heavenly
Lindt 85 dark. 90 is good too but isn't very sweet at all.
>>9127475
Shame they don't seem to sell these ones any more
Top tier stuff
>>9156668
I'll