Do Americans really have to unhinge their jaws to eat their national cuisine?
>>9120686
Americans are larger and superior to gross foreigners so no
>>9120686
Burgers are German, anon.
Clue's in the name.
>>9120686
Jfc these inbred euros are really obsessed today
>>9120686
Fortunately, we still carry more reptilian qualities within our DNA that allows us to slip into serpent mode pretty easily when food is involved. You don't reach a 35% obesity rate by eating like a bird.
>>9120694
does the hamburger burgermeister eat burgers?
>>9120686
Of course not, we run it through the ol' blender first and drink it
>>9120686
Only hipster nu-male cucks from commiefornia eat burgers like pic releated.....and they aint americans. I'll tell ya that right now