My girlfriend told me that she wanted me to eat her. I first thought she meant sexually, but she told me she wanted me to eat her literally. The problem is that I have no idea how to cook and prepare human. Does anyone here on /ck/ know how to do this?
fuck off
>>9118001
spit roast
your favorite pork recipe will do
>>9118047
This. It's best to do it with a stranger, one one of her friends that you don't know, because it might be awkward if you're with your buddy.
Back to /b/ gaylord
is this is a joke?
>>9118001
just watch the hannibal TV series. Should give you some ideas.