What do you imagine popplers taste like? also, fictional food thread

>>9117279
popcorn shrimp

Chicken nugget oratolan mixed with dopamine.

Skrimps

I've always wanted to eat at the Hayburger

>>9117279
I really need to try popplers, they look so fucking good. Also I want to try a krabby patty

Cinnamon muffins.

Really greasy popcorn shrimp.

Like savoury marshmallows with a crunchy exterior

>>9117320
>>9117375
yep, popcorn shrimp was what I imagined

>>9117309
This.

>>9117279
They would taste like "Bang-bang Shrimp" from Bonefish Grill

>>9117279
popcorn shrimp coated in hushpuppy batter

I imagined shrimp/chicken with the texture of tater tots

popcorn chicken but overcooked to a slightly harder toughness than usual

Like a scotch egg and a deviled egg combined with some fishy-ness. You have a crispy soft shell and a soft inside with a creamy fishy center.

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that super gooey pizza you always see in animation

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dagwood sandwich

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animated seafood always looks really good

even if they're smiling babies

>>9118020
this is making me laugh a lot

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>>9118020
>lobster in shell
Why

>>9117309
extra crispy popcorn shrimp loaded with MSG

A mix between popcorn shrimp and chicken nuggets.

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I always imagined this tastes like a typical Sonic burger with the works.

>>9117279
Why are so many people saying shrimp and chicken? Those things were closer to toads. I imagine they'd taste like fried reptile.

>>9118140
cause they're called "popplers" and look like "popcorn" shrimp and chicken

>>9118102
texture

>>9117279
Salty fried calamari.

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>>9118140
>toads are reptiles

Anon, I.... h'okay, y'know what? Nvm.

Interestingly enough, some reptiles DO taste like chicken. Alligator, for example.

>>9118000

checked

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>>9117279
Would you?
I would.

After all honey is basically bee spit and we totally eat that shit up.

>>9118693
I mean, I'd like to know exactly what the secretions are besides "some vague liquid that comes from a space slug's ass", but it doesn't seem harmful so sure.

>>9118242
I hear that's only the case when fried, and that blackened gator shows off it's own unique flavor. Though that's purely based off of something I heard

>>9118693
>Honey comes from a bee's behind. Milk comes from a cow's behind. And have you ever tried toothpaste.

>>9118140
Because they were sold as popplers by a seafood chain, so I assume they tasted seafood-y.

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>>9118140
>Why are so many people saying shrimp and chicken? Those things were closer to toads. I imagine they'd taste like fried reptile.
Well for one thing, the vast majority of people have never and will never eat toads or reptiles as a point of reference, and secondly because most people have had things like fried popcorn chicken or popcorn shrimp, which they seem to resemble at the very least and based off of at the most

>>9118861
frog isn't exactly a rare delicacy. frog legs taste like chicken wings. literally.

>>9119058
Depends on the type of frog. Everyone relates everything to chicken or other poultry because it's so common though. I'd say most large frogs don't have that sweetness that a lot of shellfish have but have a lot of the same flavor?

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Second only to molten boron

>>9118129

Jesus christ I have always wanted to taste a Krabby Patty. They look impossibly delicious

>>9117309
This.
In futurama they said it tasted like fried prawns.

>>9118911
Whose behind does that come from?

>>9119301
>>9119270

>>9119298
So acid that your mouth shrinks into a black hole

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>>9117279
I would kill for some Duff beer

>>9118129
Here you go:

https://youtu.be/3WwNbLhreKM

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>>9119334
>mfw I knew what that link was and opened it with anticipation

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>>9117279
this thread reminds me of the time i asked /ck/ what they thought made bobs burgers good and i was banned. thread carefully my friend.

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>>9119343
>tfw i remember that thread from 014. good times. also i remember the video where his dad checks his iPad and he freaks out cause he has anime porn on it.

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Surprised it hasn't been posted yet. I don't care where it comes from but the movie did a damn good advertisement in making me want to try it at least once.

>>9119334
what degree of autism is this

>>9119372
>what degree of autism is this
status: diagnosed by a real doctor

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Always craved some fast food hamburgers whenever I reached this part in banjo tooie

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>>9118000
I think Heston Bluminthal showed that you need to like stretch the cheese before cooking

>>9119365
Well it's not green but you can buy actual soylent thanks to some silicon valley man-children.

>>9119301
You don't wanna know

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>>9117279
Also meech munchies sound so good

>>9117279
I always imagined chicken tenders.

But this: >>9119049
seems about right.

Jalapeno poppers but without the spicy.

>>9119689
So slightly sour breaded chream cheese?

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Was gonna make this thread yesterday but got distracted.
Anyone ever try to duplicate Runescape gnome food? Can't find a good pic and I'm not at my laptop.
Cocktails look standard.

>>9120097
Feelio when no tangled toad legs.

Like chicken tendies but made out of buffalo, made with that real crispy batter they use at KFC.

>>9119458
It's not made of people, though.
:(

>>9119769
>deep fried cream cheese and bacon
Sounds good to me senpai

What do you think Bachelor Chow tastes like?

>>9120097
https://wn.com/runescape_recipes_2_gnome_cocktails

>>9120262
Yurop here, our jalapeno poppers don't have bacon.

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>>9119350
>video where his dad checks his iPad and he freaks out cause he has anime porn on it.
This sounds fucking awful, where can I see this.

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>>9119579
Hell all of rupture farms products look like good eatin'.

>>9120227
>chocolate bomb
Literally chocolate filled cake.

>>9120266
Giving up.

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Macaroons for sure

>>9118242
idk, ive tried gilled aligator, it tasted like fish with a sort of chicken texture/feel
T. floridian

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>>9119329
You're in luck, they sell Duff beer at Universal Studios FL: https://orlandoinformer.com/universal/moes-tavern/

>>9119329
They said Duff was just Schlitz and water
I remember this because I love Schlitz malt liquor

>>9120430
i think his brother has a channel and up loaded it. forgot what it/s called tho.

Probably like those mac n cheese bites from sizzler.

>>9120430
>>9122482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gll8p_g656I

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>>9117279
Since nobody has posted this yet

>>9118031
this always freaked me the fuck out as a kid. still makes me very uncomfortable.

>>9122496
Dude the instructions to make that are literally in the game

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>>9122579
I HAD FORGOTTEN

>>9119284
Smarties with a glove taste instead of chalk desu

>>9118242
yeah, tastes like dark chicken meat

If I ever find myself in the south I'll need to find some place that makes gator tendies

>>9122536
greassy meat with ketchup

>>9122579
salted caramel

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Anything from the elder scrolls series, I made black-briar mead once from a recipe I found online and it was fantastic

>>9122492
more sad than funny desu

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I know the concept exists, but eating an Asterix roast wild boar with the super glossy glaze and the cute little white cartoon bones would be perfect.

>>9121811
>3d Duff
never post again

>>9120097
I've made a tuna potato before.
It was not bad at all.
Could've used sour cream.

>>9122876
I hear you.
That one film with the trials where Obelix eats everything in a restaurant always gets me drooling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hsP7tSGNGc

Koopy Sandwich

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>>9119329
>>9121811
>>9122892
You can get it off the shelf in Germany.

>>9119334
>people will keep shit talking him without knowing he's actually uber rich has no worries and basically makes stupid videos like these because he has too much time
there's a video of him showing his house now that he's a big boy hes got his own room for piano

>watching futurama

I didn't realize this board was filled with the mentally disabled

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>>9124061

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>>9124061

My friend, it is pertinent to understand the profound positive effect Futurama has had on the scientific conciousness of the American people before criticizing the show.

>>9124082
this

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>>9124102
Everyone trashed the girl who cleaned trumps star but congratulates the girl who talks shit on Futurama? Trump isn't ruining our country it's y'all.

>>9124105
y'all that voted for Trump you mean

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>>9124105
What is it about the confluence of backward cultures, trumpanzees, and yodeling? #sad

A friend of mine is hosting a party where we make defictionalized foods

What should I bring, /ck/?

>>9125086
Anime meat on a bone

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>>9125086
Hamburgers or jelly donuts

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Is it just peach soda, or Peach cola?

>>9119334
was expecting the binging with butthole video so this was a nice surprise

I think this would be the best part of meeting a friendly alien race.

Literally an entire planet''s worth of new tastes

>>9117279

cheese curds.

>>9117279
KFC popcorn chicken or Wendy's nuggies

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>>9117279
What do you guys think Scooby Snacks taste like?

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>>9126073
rip best cereal

>>9119394
my man

>>9126073
it's those dog biscuits.
i think shaggy eats them too because hes high af 24/7.

>>9120779
Seconding this
I bet the mudokon pops were tasty as shit

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I wonder if Garfield's lasagna is any good

>>9124105
Like, his Hollywood star, or a rimjob?

>>9121251
I mean. Its just spinach

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I want to eat all the generic shitfood from repoman on a really fancy plate. Something about canned food presented all nicely makes me happy

>>9122536
came here to post

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>>9125125
JELLY DONUT?

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>>9123024
>live in quebec
>this movie ritualistically played every christmas
>tfw christmas dinner directly after that scene

I would empty 4 plates and I was jut 10. Pic related is traditional christmas food here.

>>9118696
>doesn't seem harmful
It's carcinogenic and highly addictive

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steamed hams

>>9117309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE

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>>9126548
Yup, they are my favorites.

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>>9117279

I always thought of salt & pepper squid. It's even curled up like the baby Omicromians.

That fruit in farscape I think where it would taste like what the person was craving. Just imagining pineapple texture but a steak flavor makes me gag.

>>9119270
dont forget human rhines

>>9125139
It's a peach soda with a pit in the bottom.

>>9119298
Literally a rip off of Dredd's Umpty Candy.

Same exact concept.

>>9121175

salty cereal.

its just dog food

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>>9117279
I do not like them.

>>9128994
Because only the eggs are supposed to be green you dipshit

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>>9126968
sure could go for some sneed's

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>such a perfect balance of nutrients that a healthy diet can consist solely of them
>still tastes delicious
Japari Buns are the ultimate food.

>>9121261
I think u mean pretty patties

>>9126073
>>9126160
yea was about to post this

that's the joke. He's stoned and hungry so he'll eat dog snacks.

>>9126944

Founs the loser that uses natural news as their bible

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Pull!

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>>9129335
Also this ketchup ham looked good

>>9118031
Real seafood looks really gross. Its the perfect example of not knocking a food until you try it because it usually tastes great while looking offputting.

>>9126073
I always thought they'd be like giant Peanut Butter Captain Crunch pieces.

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>>9129051
But that is wrong, you silly dolt!
You should go and make a bolt,
across to Google and you'll see
just how wrong you can be!
So before you get all salt and smoke,
take a moment and revoke
your anger and your lofty horse.
Settle down and feel remorse!
Your wrongness here shows your conceit!
But a Google search can't be beat,
for finding truth when questions had,
to speak too soon is just so sad!
So have a laugh and have a giggle,
there's no need to writhe and wriggle.
Relax your anus and take a look,
right here at the cover of the book.
Look at the cover and it will be seen
That the ham as well should be green!

>>9128994
Sam you am?

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>>9130092
Holy shit, I've never seen someone btfo by a rhyme on /ck/ before.

>>9123024
>>9126891
christmas food is so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCNprmSkMQc

>>9130092
underrated post

>>9127715
Uncle Umpty did nothing wrong

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>>9126548
Jelly Donut

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>>9130092

>>9118693
I imagine it tastes like a sludgy, less citrusy, more honey sweet mountain dew.

>>9129135
Also, their taste is enhanced when eaten on top of poles.

>>9118693
I imagine it tastes like a thicker syrupy sprite

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>>9130092
Beautiful.

>>9130092
Bwahaha.zip

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>>9130092

Dr Seuss diss is some meta shit. Someone take my sides

>>9130092
Just fantastic.

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>>9131363
Isn't that just a melonpan?

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I'm easy like sunday morning

>>9127338
I actually came here to post these iconic """""""""""""""donuts"""""""""""""""

>>9130092
this is so good i think its a samefag

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>>9134341
Actually, no. I just thought it would be fun to reply in Seussian rhyme.

>>9130092
You deserve a reply for making me laugh

deep fried shrimp scampi

>>9119284
It tasted like latex, did you not watch that episode?

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That entire buffet, bro.

I W A N T

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classic

>>9121261
But... you know those are a real thing... right

>>9136473
I bet it's so tasty

>>9117279
Battered fish pieces.

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>>9131421
He really didn't.

>>9123151
They're selling it at my local lidl.

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basically anything from the mexican place in kim possible looks delish

>>9122626
most of the pastries are just stuff you get in most bakeries in europe.

it always made me hungry for venison

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>>9137260
>You make a candy so good even Dredd loves it
>It's so good you get exiled off the planet and later killed for your recipe
Being Umpty is suffering.

>>9123151
thats just rebranded beer from the worst company

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I imagine a heavy ranch with the physical properties of sweetened condensed milk

>>9139379
So weird that she grew up to be an alt-right youtuber

Really wanna see what eyeholes taste like from Rick and Morty

>>9139471
No you don't. Some guy will break into your house and start kicking the shit out of you.

>>9139467
I imagine it tastes like whatever the Walden Farms ranch tastes like

>>9122588
And it's literally just a cheese pizza.

>>9139469
link?

>>9122536
Oh my god, yes. The Kankerburgers always looked super good to me.

>>9129335
I fucking hated this show. So crude and grossly drawn.

>>9136971
HAHA oh fuck, how did I not think of this

Looks delicious

>>9139715
0/10

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Not really fictional, but has anyone here tried a grilled Charlie? Was thinking about trying it for kicks

>>9139977
I made one two years ago

I liked it, but man do you feel like a slob.

>>9119058
I hated frog when I tried it.
Like a stringy sick chicken.

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God I wish these tasty little bitches were real.

>>9140073
the donut lineup!

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>>9122536
diy

>>9120266
sadness and salt with a side of glutamates

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>>9126240
John is a 30 something yr old bachelor that talks to his cat.

Probably not very good.

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>>9141713
Taking that into account, it's most likely frozen lasagna heated up.
And there are some that aren't bad at all.

>>9141861
Call me a pleb all you want, that shit is great.

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>>9141713
Garfield minus Garfield comics are a blessing

>>9137861
That looks like a taco diaper

>>9141935
You don't realize how badly Jon is trapped in his existential crisis until you take Garfield out of the equation. He's just a sad, scared, lonely man wondering what life is about while he wanders around talking to his pets.

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>>9142003
It was bad when people first started removing Garfield's dialogue to give Jon the impression of being a lonely man with only his pets for companionship. Then true Garfield Minus Garfield got rid of the pets altogether and it just makes Jon even more tragic.
I haven't read the comic in years, but isn't Jon dating Liz the vet now?
It does feel like poor Jon deserves some happiness.

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i always wanted one of these

>>9118102
>He doesn't keep whole lobsters in his vest to randomly pull out and bite into

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>>9130092

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Sinners sandwich, turkey, jam and cereal. I need to make one someday for curiosity's sake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-41YUSZ9VAg

>>9117279
Don't they say in the show what they taste like?

>>9127469
mah nigga
we got these from a seafood store and after seeing the episode always called them popplers.

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>>9117279
>popplers
fresh fried crayfish

>>9118020
>bite into a delicious sandwich
>nearly end up choking on lobser shell pieces

What the fuck, Dagwood?!

>>9145789
I had a few. Though it was Deli sliced turkey and Honey Bunches of Oats on wheat. Strawberry Smuckers felt best.

It's palatable. Strange, but palatable.

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>>9118000
This is just what pizza with triple+ cheese is like when it's fresh out of the oven

>>9118020
Tastes the way your fridge smells when it needs cleaned out

>>9118129
For some reason I always think of a Krabby Patty as like a garden burger with seafood or sort of like a salmon patty maybe

>>9118000
>>9119441
Just about any non-chain, mom-and-pop or local branch/restaurant pizzeria gets you this. The more literally who, the better.

>>9141861
Goddamn that shit's great.
I feel like I COULD polish the whole thing like Garfield.

>>9146003
When I played sports back in college, I was totally able to polish off a whole one of those by myself, a 2-liter of Coke and some breadsticks and STILL lose weight.

>>9118693
>slurm
exactly like mountain dew but thicker

>>9119329
>Duff
Michelob

>>9119365
>Soylent Green
Nori

>>9122579
Umami

>>9126073
Like dog treats maybe glazed

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The junk food in Megas XLR always makes me hungry.

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most things from neopets look good

Publix chicken wings, except the bones are soft, edible, and flavorful.

>>9117279
Like ortolan.

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Milk steak, boiled over hard, garnished with raw jellybeans.

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>>9120097

>13 years old
>2 a.m.
>making cocktails for gnomes after just convincing your dad to buy you runescape membership for $5/mo.
>whole life is ahead of you

My god what a comfy feel

>>9130092
Include me in the screencap

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>>9117279
we call "honey walnut shrimp" at the chinese buffet "popplers"..so tasty...

>>9122492
Thanks based anon. I guess doubleswee's persona isn't a ruse after all

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>>9148445
good times anon

>>9117279
It's been a while since I've seen what could be called a /cock/ thread

>>9142071
Yeah, Jon and Liz are an item now, which is a little weird. I don't know why I know that.
Since animu is already in here, who on the board has tried replicating any of the recipes from Food Wars?
I know people have since I got this image from a blog about copying the Rice with Transforming Seasoning. I'll probably experiment a little and then just copy that recipe after my first 2 experiments don't work out.

Jalapeño poppers with pepperjack cheese

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>>9117279
this stuff

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Grubble Gum. Mad trippy episode too.

>>9136426

I really want those fuckin' rabbit things. I always imagine them being like thin dumplings loosely packed with a light and saucy blend.

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I always pictured popcorn shrimp because they looked like them and I find popcorn shrimp fucking delicious

I miss when websites like these were a huge fad.
http://gourmetgaming.tumblr.com/

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>>9130092

>>9119458
>man-children
???

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>>9122876
I did not expect to find this had already been posted holy shit

a thousand times this. Made it look so fucking good.

also, another asterix was probably directly responsible for my love of fondue

>>9139684
I felt the same way about ed edd and eddy
although for some reason I absolutely loved home movies.

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I've always wanted to try the Yahoo soda.

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>>9136971

>>9152180
early on jon used to date liz, too
I was obsessed with garfield as a kid
odie wasn't even jon's originally, either

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>>9154435
whoops fucked up my image

>>9118000
go za

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>>9154446
similarly

>>9126160
Have you ever eaten premium dog biscuts?

They're not as bad as you would think.

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>Implying you wouldn't crush a Luther Burger
>Implying you have standards

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I really want to try food from the monstwr hunter series.

>>9141990
It looks the same going in as it does going out

>>9154573
This so hard omg I wanna get The Itis.

>>9154621
Looks good, but how are you going to reproduce that much clipping in your home kitchen?

>>9122579
Piss

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Made with socks

>>9117279
I always thought they would taste like popcorn shrimp in orange chicken sauce. Like, shittyamazing panda express sauce.

>>9146323
holy shit I forgot about that site
I recall that there were an equal number of gross food items like 'moldy rat pie' or some shit

>>9118693
I expect it tastes like a more viscous surge.

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I can't be the only one

>>9154573
That's a real thing though and it existed before Boondocks.

>>9118129
The secret ingredient is thousand leagues under the sea dressing with kelp seasoning

>>9155622
They always looked tasty, made me think of jello or candy. I ate bugs before but they tasted waaay different

>>9146323
I can't believe this site is still running. I remember playing it like 15 years ago.

>>9155855
i want a recipe and a method. I want it to be good and for it to not be a mess when I'm eating it.

>Tree star
>sausage links from We're Back
>bugs from the Lion King

>>9127338
I never understood why they couldn't just call them rice balls. Like what the shit. I get they were trying to make it something Westerners could recognize, but any kid with a brain knew they weren't jelly donuts.

>>9156138
4kids did a lot of editing to the animation itself, so the script was written with the plan to edit the footage to show donuts. Then, due to time or money, they never got the video edited and so you're stuck with an awkward line when he's clearly holding rice balls.
It's just part of 4kids' old shtick to pretend that Japan doesn't exist while importing all of Japan's cartoons.

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>>9117279
S T A L L O N E C U T S
Its what the profs eat

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Tom & Jerry has always had good food

>>9126349
Ever tried watching MRE videos?

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>>9126073
In the early 2000's they sold boxes of Scooby Snax and they were cinnamon cookies in the shape of a dog bone. Reminded me of Teddy Grahams

>>9156368
A pile of ugly meat, veins of tangy mayo, and drawn tightly over it all, a thin skin of sweaty, pinkish cheese.

>>9156934
good? THE BEST

>>9119334
wtf is era mikeh? this kid goes by doubleswee

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>>9119329
They had duff beer for a while in Australia but it got banned because people thought it was targeted at kids. I've still got a can of it in my collection. Tasted like absolute shit.

>>9118693
Highly-addictive, thick Mello Yello

>>9152678
The most refreshing, watery, not too sweet peach juice with stronger, sweeter foam at the top.
God-tier.

>>9144127
There's no room in my vest because Im always carrying crab legs

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anything from final fantasy

>>9137861
Those exist, South america dish.

>>9156026
Never doubt the power of Autism.
Is still making money, the original creators bailed out tho, its now owned by the chinese.

>>9158673
Well Central america.

>>9145789
sinners sandwich is pretty damn tasty with regular Life cereal

>>9154493
But
that's literally just pancake batter and blue house paint

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>>9117279
>Grants low-light vision
I've always wondered what Quartz would taste like, along with Nuka Victory.

No way it's like Crystal Pepsi, i.e. Nuka Cola, but minus food coloring.

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>>9148445
>tfw never ever got to get membership, even when Blockbuster sold the pre-paid cards because mom didn't trust anything computer related when it came to money
>finished all the f2p quests except for dragon slayer because I could never kill the wizard

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>>9148691
Kill yourself

>>9146025
Hell, the slurpees look great. Way better than what they've got at my 7/11

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>>9158964
SPEAKING OF THIS
I don't know why but the fucking paint-steak looked really good to my retarded child mind

probably the audio, too

>>9158683
[spoiler]and theres still a general for it on /trash/[/spoiler]

>>9159086
oh yeah, should specify it's from Denis the Menace, since it's a pretty shit reference

The Cheese Pizza and then the Macaroni and Cheese from Home Alone

The Jawbreakers from Ed Edd and Eddie

Los Pollos Chicken

Malk

Chef's Salisbury Steak

The Pizza the Ninja Turtles always get

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I want to be a more efficient neet.

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>>9159130
Los pollo probably tastes like Fried chicken mixed with Tajin in the flour maybe other desert spices or even straight up Dominican fried chicken. https://www.tastemade.com/videos/dominican-fried-chicken

>>9139633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFHa4db3hA0

>>9141861
Dont know why but I remember a time in my life where I would come home, make frozen lasagna, and watch the office. Probably the most mundane part of my life.

I haven't had it in 4 years.

>>9154573
I made it using these steps and it wasnt totally gross.

Ive made it 3 times so far

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>>9157636

Amen! Just look at dat steak

>>9159166
Gus isn't Dominican...

>>9117279
like if you could deep fry surf and turf in one bite

>>9159369
It looks waay better when theyre fighting over it and it's stretching all over the place

>>9127469
Goddamn do I want fried calamari now.

>>9159464
Yeah but I'm talking flavor profile. similar but not same.

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>>9154409

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>>9160404
probably tastes like koala

that'd be my guess, anyways.