al/ck/

2 weeks is a good amount of sober time. your liver thanks y- oh you are drinking again

Now try and break the record.

>>9117084
I never understood alcoholics. If I get so drunk that I also puke, I usually can't drink anything for a month.

How is it not disgusting for you to keep drinking once you sober up?

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>>9117084
how are you an alcoholic loooool like just stop drinking alcohol lmoa

Still havent managed to get past 2 days.

>>9117139
Because when you get drunk again you feel good again.

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Went to the doctor finally.

>blood pressure is 160/105
>muscle tension off the charts
>liver levels don't look good

They wanna put me on Klonopin and Antabuse in a few days. Warned me not to stop until then because I've already had seizures.

>>9117194
Naltrexone is another option if antabuse doesn't work. Also i was in your shoes for years. The bp and liver enzymes go back to acceptable levels in a couple weeks of abstinence.

>>9117139
I'm not sure I'm an "alcoholic" (or if I am, I'm not a typical one since its basically never held me back at work). But I do drink too much, almost every day.

I probably vomit from drinking about once a year, and usually I don't even feel an awful hangover in the morning. My typical "hangover" is just not feeling energetic, and it's only noticeable because I feel a bit better on the few days I don't drink.

On an average day I probably have 6 drinks (usually beer). It's not enough to make me vomit and swear to never touch booze again, but over time it's enough to damage my liver, make me fat, and slowly drag me down.

guys i like t thnk about retarded things when im drunk so help me

how the fuck drinking water prevents hangover? i mean you get hydrated and thts good for your body but i keep peeing all the fucking water i drink how do i keep the water inside my body and prevent the hangover???

>>9117314
eat something salty or drink gatoraide or pedialite, the salt in it keeps you from peeing out all the water too quickly

>>9117084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrTlI6seM0A

Inspiration for the next stretch.

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What do you all feel when you have a hangover?

I mainly drink vodka, until i pass out. I don't get headaches, bad sleep, vomit nor body pain or anything like that. But my entire digestive system is literally fucked the next day. Diarrhea, stomach pain, and constant nausea (no vomit). I can't drink anything that's not a sports drink and i don't really eat anything until night.

i'd rather have a headache desu.

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>>9117345
My eyes hurt all day until I go back to sleep. A lot of the time I'm still half drunk because I wake up too early to sleep it completely off. This shit is a lifesaver when it's 6 AM and I can't fall back asleep.

>>9117084
I can't stop dry heaving. I can't stop feeling nervous either.

>>9117314
you most likely aren't peeing *all* the water out. Also, drinking some water isn't magic, and it won't make you feel completely fine after heavy drinking. You just won't feel as bad as you would otherwise

>>9117084
What made you start again?

>>9117139
Don't get so drunk so you don't puke?

I can't puke desu... been drinking for 3 years and when i drink too much i pass out but don't actually puke (luckly, because otherwise i would die drowned)

>>9117386
That's withdrawals. Im gonna guess you've gone about 15 hours without alcohol

I'm halfway to blackout but I'm yawning and not feeling the buzz

Convince me to keep going al/ck/

>>9117314
Drink your pee. Its the only way to keep the water you drank inside your body.

>>9117454
Not worth it. grab a snack and go to sleep.

Day 21 of sobriety after 4 years of daily drinking and weekend benders. Ask me anything.

>>9117475
why don't you have just one drink tonight, are you a pussy?

>>9117463
But then all the booze up to now has been wasted

This is going to sound dumb, but is it better to drink a little bit of hard liquor, or a ton of beer?

>>9117454
Its Saturday. Stand up out of your chair and have another.

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>>9117475
How do you deal with the boredom and the inevitable death that's coming for us?

>>9117480
Nah. You are saving yourself from a hangover and it sounds like your tolerance is too high bro. Decent sleep is underrated.

>>9117479
I will not be seduced by the poison Jew any longer.
>>9117488
Gaming and wanking myself into a deep sleep.

>>9117482
All that matters is how much alcohol you consume...

>>9117475
Do you remember the sweet sweet taste of an ice cold beer on your lips when youre sitting outside with your boys on a Saturday night?

>>9117486
>>9117492
I've been defeated. I've eaten nothing all day and yet I feel full. I'm not going to beat this.

Time to switch to juice, throw on some chill music and fall asleep on my couch.

>>9117497
I don't have any irl friends :)

>>9117194
This is a SFW blue board. Remove porn before you get banned.

>>9117139
a) don't drink until you puke idiot. That's why you have such bad hangovers.
b) drinking washes away a small hangover

>>9117452
I used to wake up like that after 6 hours

>>9117475
Congrats bro. keep it up.

>>9117482
Beer is better.
>>9117496
Exactly, you can't reach Smirnoffbro levels with beer.

Whats the best kind of liquor?

>>9117598
The kind you never pick up.

I'm coming up on 7 years sober, you just have to reach that point where you say no more.

>>9117539
I'm with this lad, beer, especially standard 5% piss lager or less, has a build in pace limit because of the sheer volume of water in there.

A whole case of beer is pretty much only a litre of vodka.

I never really spiralled out of control until I switched to the hard stuff as my main form of intake.

>>9117654

You drink long enough your always going to end up with spirits, if you're an alcoholic, setting limits for yourself doesn't work.

>>9117139
I keep drinking afterwards. More room so to speak.

>>9117654

But what sucks about beer is that getting drunk off it is impossible. Like one night I had 8 beers and only had a slight buzz.

>>9117686
I'm proof of that desu since I finally succumbed to the the distilled devil.

>>9117194
who is she

>>9117717
That's why it's great for tapering.

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Week long binge now. Have blacked out at least 3 times. Drinking a 4 loko right now. Went sober for about 12 days and started drinking.

>>9117717
It's not impossible. You just have to drink a lot of beer. I get nice/buzzed after 15 regular beers. If I drink IPA then 6 usually does the trick

>>9117730
You're a complete failure

anyone else a problem drinker but not an alcoholic? I can go weeks without drinking or drink one beer when I feel like it by scaring myself with videos about alcohol. Just when I convince myself my liver's been given time to recover, and get my hands on some vodka or other hard stuff it goes from 1 drink to 2 to 3 to 8 and before you know it the bottle is gone and my room is full of empty cans of soda and piss bottles.

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>>9117750
Do tell me more friend

>>9117770
You're not bad. You just over drink when you drink and have a lower tolerance. Doing it once in a while isnt going to fuck you up.

>>9117770
me

>>9117794
>>9117794
It isn't once in a while though. I "can" go weeks but it's usually more like one week off (being generous here) then 3-6 days on (never more than a week) I'm drunk right now but I had the foresight to get beer instead of liquor this time so I can still function.

>>9117770
Yes. I never get black out drink but I'm all about the beer. It's an issue. I like the mouthfeel of it. I go thru a 30 pk every 24 hrs. Maybe a bit more

>>9117836
how much do you weigh wtf

>>9117836
I can't even drink that much water in 24 hours how the fuck.

>>9117836
>30 drinks a day
>210 drinks a week
>10,920 drinks a year
you might have a problem

>>9117839
>>9117845
>>9117846
wait, we got baited

>>9117839
178 6 ft skelly I don't eat much

>>9117846
I've just built up a tilerance

>>9117735

>15 regular beers

but wouldn;t your body just go fucking crazy after this amoutn? i mean thats a ton of carbonation/calories. if you're going to drink that much, might as well just drink vodka or rum to spare your body the effort

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Blood shitter/cancer patient here.

Day 4 of constant chunks of black and bright red shit

>tfw have to use snapchat because of 2mb max

>>9117878
how long do you have left?

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>>9117889
Stopped going to the dr and chemo last year. Maybe 6-24 months if i had to guess. No more 36 months for sure

I went 5 days without drinking.
I worked some heavy ass jobs between now and then.
Literally working 12+ hours a day.

Got the day off early, don't need to work tomorrow.
Decided to get shit faced. Had no booze at home, so I needed to buy some.

Went to first regular liquor store. Closed early. Walked a few KM to another store. Closes early on Saturday. Walked/took bus to another store. Closed but just missed.
Only a KM from the metro, so I took it to the next closest store.
Open.
Thank.
Fuck.

I walked like 5k to get my fucking drink.
And that was after 7 hours of working for a moving company.

>>9117905
michigan?

>>9117905
oh well. everybody dies. so whatever.

>>9117878
>>9117905
Why?

I hate myself and all that jazz.
But I hate letting anything else win.

I mean the last few months of your life is going to be hell.
Especially since you have... Colon cancer?

>>9117878
Helium tank when

>>9117908
Yup.

>>9117912
No i have late stage aggressive b cell non hodgkin lymphoma.

>>9117877

>spare your body

Eh, Same amt of alcohol in the end I'm ok

>>9117927

Yeah but thats my point. Same amount of alcohol, but with the beer, you are ingesting way, way more carbonation and calories, so you are actually worse off.

>>9117924
Grandpop died of lymphoma
Good man. Lived a long life and had a long white hair and a big white beard. That's the memory I have of him when he died around when I was ten.

Anywho, mate, why do you want to die?
Since you're coming here, you obviously have some part of you that A) hates yourself and B) wants to talk about it

>>9117910
Not at 27.

>>9117923
If i was going to kill myself i wouldn't be a bitch....10mm to the brainstem

>>9117936
Do it faggot, better than the pain of dying from cancer.

>>9117935
I don't want to die.

Bored, sad. Just talking

>>9117878
I poo like that too. I assume it's bc I drink too much.

>>9117956
why did you stop chemo then?

>>9117878
how much and how long did you drink

>>9117942
It's actually not that painful, They give you pretty much any drug you want.

Between the benzos, opioids, and alcohol I stay fairly pain free. If you want to call moderate pain pain free

>>9117956
Then why the fuck you stop going to your doctor?

I'm a self-hating son of a bitch. But I'm going to grab and claw at every scrap of life I can get my hands onto. FUCK the universe in its limited pay-per-view shit.

I also believe nothing is worth anything and that dying at any time is worth dying at any time.

Have you read many absurdist shit? Because it might help. Nothing ain't worth fuck all

>>9117966
Won't it get more painful towards the end?

>>9117962
Sick of wasting my time and it makes you sick as fuck.

I would rather die 6 months sooner then go though 12 months of chemo.


Not worth the pain/vomiting/wasted time.

>>9117966
Where do you feel pain?

I get ulcers from time to time.
It makes my middle chest region feel like I swallowed an ember

>>9117878
Maybe clean your fucking toilet before you die

>>9117971
Yes, They have fentanyl for that.

If your in pain after a fent lollipop you are in some serious shit. You might want to check to see if your legs have been cut off

>>9117963
I drink 3 handles of 80% vodka a week, Since about 2008

>>9117976
Stomach, chest, throat, body aches, literally almost everywhere. It's very painful

Might want to go to the doctor man

>>9117981
When were you diagnosed? Also what were your symptoms?

>>9117994
2012 after I got into a car accident

I only had chest and throat pain I associated with smoking and drinking too much. I also sometimes vomited but I also associated that to drinking so I didn't see any real signs until I was hospitalized after the crash and they started going tests and told me

>>9118012
Did the smoking cause the lymphoma?

>>9118012
Unlucky man. Hope you're not dying alone.

>>9117987
>guy who says he only got diagnosed with fucking cancer after he was in a car crash
>says go to the doctor
Harhar.

Nah, I'll wait till I get in my own car cash.
I know ulcers.
The come and go with stress.

Between you and me, mate, I like feeling pain. Maybe that's part of why I'm an alcoholic.

I like feeling like shit because then it justifies why everything else I am is shit.

>>9118017
I don't believe so. I only started in 2009, I never smoked before that. I also didn't smoke heavily...Maybe 1/4-1/2 pack a day.


Genetics man.

My dad died of cancer and my mom I'm sure has it and has no idea because she doesn't believe in doctors (she's crazy as fuck religious).

>>9118024
>I like feeling like shit because then it justifies why everything else I am is shit.

HNNNGGG

Right in the feels.

>>9118023
Actually I am.

>tfw no gf


No women find a bald cancer patient attractive lol


But seriously if I could ask for one thing for the rest of my shitty life, It would be a woman that loves me unconditionally

>>9118012
That's kinda shitty. I'm taking a bloody dump right now and I have those symptoms. Fatal bouts of cancer on both sides of family. I get dizzy and disoriented on occasion too. Oh well. I'll assume I smoke and drink too much. I don't insurance, so I'm not going to go have it looked at.

>>9118044
Alcoholics get ulcers pretty often. Chances are that's what it is, I have one myself. But I don't want to waste time in a hospital repairing it when I'm going to be dead in a year.


I just take 4 150mg Zantac a day and It helps

>>9118035
>Right in the feels.
Then why the FUCK are you letting it happen
You know WHY you are letting it happen
Because you like being a fucking victim who life fucked you over. You like saying "Well, you can't judge me that I didn't amount to what everyone thought I would, I have cancer" *sad but underneath smug*

Get the fuck back on your chemo.

>>9118044
>>9118051
I've had ulcers before
Here's how you know it's an ulcer
It hurts most when you're hungrier
That's basically the tell-tale.

When you're hungry, aka your stomach is empty, the acid of your stomach starts to prep and with nothing to react to, it reacts to the hole in your gut. So it hurts more.

If you feel constant pain all the time, then you got something else.

If it wanes and waxes depends on how full your stomach is, it's an ulcer.

Also, if you have an ulcer, your shit has black specks in it.
Black=upper dietary tract blood.
Red=lower dietary tract blood

Red shit = doctor.

Unless you have haemorrhoids. Then that means more fiber.

>>9117981

Jesus fucking christ, thats quite hardcore, 3 handles 80% vodka..

How do you even live?

>>9118085
You mean financially?

I still go to work sober twice a week. 3 handles isnt that much

>>9118099
>has cancer
>still goes to work
>doesn't get chemo

absolute madman

>>9118085

try SEVEN yuelings...Now that is hardcore...I am all kinds of fucked up

Any of you fuckers here watching The Leftovers?
I'm god damned crying

>>9118146
yea but i'm only halfway through season 2

>>9118160
Helen dies

>>9118160
Season 2 is so fucking good
Season 3 is very good too, but in my opinion, it peaked in Season 2

There is no character called "Helen" btw

>>9117815
Man. Ive gone a month off and then drank 4 months straight. I know I need more days off. But you can actually go more then a week off. Its hard for me now. I'm drunk trying to write a paper for my nutrition class. Its all how you handle it. Be smart, drink water and eat. You can be bad but be good. I'm not saying you'll save your body but you can slow it down.

>>9118169
gonna watch the rest of season 2 then check out Legion cuz i hear a lot of good things about it

>>9118169
After season 3 i'd say its one of my all time favorite shows but i'd have to agree with you there. Season 2 was one of the best seasons of television I have ever seen
I can't think of another show that could pull off some of the shit they did like the international assassin episode

Alcohol is the sinner's drink. Stop immediately or you will be subjected to an eternity of hell.

>>9118176
Yeah, I'm gonna do Legion too. I just finished S3 of The Leftovers right now.
It's still fucking me up.
>>9118181
Leftovers is 10/10 in my books.
International Assassin is very VERY good TV


I just finished the series and the themes of truth and family. Fucking hell they hurt me.
The idea of telling people you love how you feel.
I'm choking up. I can't do that. I'm the coward at the end of Kevin's "book".

>>9118200
checked,

Also I'm already in hell bb

>>9118200
I deserve Hell

>>9118205
Me again

Leftovers Season 3
Don't read if you're not caught up
Nora and Kevin, telling each other that they are here for each other. In this fucked up stupid universe.
It doesn't matter about their own individual stories.
It matters where they are now and that they are together.

I want that.

I only felt that connection once with someone I could never be with.

I look like a fucking mongoloid with snot coming out of my nose as I'm crying to a fucking stupid fictional TV show.

>>9118200
drinking alcohol is the one thing that god fearing people actually do you moron

If I get a good buzz from 6 yuenlings

should i stick with drinking light beers like that, if i want to get drunk

or move onto hardwer stuff like rum...? i just want to get drunk and feel happy

>>9117975
Fuckin a. I got diagnosed with cirrhosis of the liver last year after liver failure and I don't waste time worrying about it.

>>9118301
Drink mixers/ straight booze

Beer will make you fat and disgusting if you use it to get real drunk

Guys i've drank like 4/5 of a bottle fo vodka desu

advice to manage my hangover? i already drnak 500ml of gatorade and ate some salty shit. Thinking about eating some candies but idk if it's woth ir.I just dont want to fking vomit later. There's still water, bread and fking sugar here. I know i sound like a fucking 12yo but im always like that when im drunk.

>>9118325
>Beer 154 calories per 12 oz can
>Spirits usually have about 100 calories per 2 oz shot
You DO know how alcohol is made right?

>>9118419
Nah mate, you don't sound 12, you just sound worried, which is an adult reaction.

Potassium is the secret. Eat/drink that shit tomorrow.
Not now

You're probably gonna puke your guts out, misspelling like you are now.

It's ok if you do.
If you feel your tongue suddenly get thick and you salivate like crazy, run to a toilet.
It's coming.

Then you can sleep

>>9118450
I use DIET soda as a mixer

>>9118452
ty bro im ok desu i never puked in the last 3 years i think i don't do it now, i'll gert some sleep desu

ty bro

>>9118455
>Still drinking 100 calories per shot while dissing beer for having 50-60 more in 12 oz can

>>9118468
Whatever mate

I just worked 10 hours of physical labour.
I can afford some fucking leniency

Also, 100 calories for 15 mils is dense as fuck and I don't fucking believe you.
That's denser than god damned milk.


Whatever, even if you're right, I'm still doing what I'm doing

>>9117907

getting shitty drunk after five hard 12 hour days is a great fucking feeling. Got one of those coming on the 4th myself, 5 days sober, 3 to go and it's make-bad-decisions time

I am a straight man but I swear to christ that I will let one of you cum in my mouth if you make this pain stop. I cannot stop vomiting and I'm bleeding from left eye.

>>9118490
What job do you do mate?

I'm doing moving. In the last few days, I've lifted up to 300 fucking boxes of shit.

My company deals with hipsters in my hipster ass city. Everyone has fucking vinyl records.
20+ pound a box
No individually heavy by when you do 50 of them...

>>9118495
You say that until a day or two later when your hangover is totally done

Then you drink with full memory of what it really costs

>>9117492
>. Decent sleep is underrated

The few hours i just got were far from decent.

>drunk and need to eat
>go get something
>hungry but don't really feel like eating yet
>drink more
>reheat food
>still don't feel like eating
>drink more
>reheat food again
>repeat

>Not sure if I have to drink today to keep withdrawals away or if shit worked out and even though I got drunk yesterday I don't have to drink today

The worst part about drinking a lot of beer is that, when you wake up, you feel like you ARE beer. Feels like beer is in your veins, in your breath, sloshing around in your head, and the smell follows you all day...Anyone else know what I mean? For some reason other drinks don't give me that feeling.

>>9119251
I am become beer, destroyer or livers.

>>9119251
i'm a cheap vodka drinker

beer is a refreshing change of pace, besides shitting between every 3 beers

Was going to stop doing coke once I turned 23
That didn't work out because I just bought £100 worth

>>9117934
Carbonation isn't a problem, just burp.
Beer doesn't have much more calories than the equivalent of pure ethanol than vodka. Beer gut has been proven to be due to being a lazy ass who eat too much sauerkraut and sausages, not beer.
Some calories of anything but ethanol is good for alkies. We forget to eat, spend days fasting, and fuck our pancreas/liver because of that.

>>9117981
>80% vodka
You mean 80 proof (aka 40%)? I've never seen vodka above 40%.

>>9118200
Thanks Brahim. How's Mohamed, still coughing blood due to smoking too much hashish?

>>9118468
Don't you know diet soda has negative calories?

>>9118480
Milk is mostly water, "milk makes you fat" is a meme. Ethanol is fucking calorie dense, try setting it on fire, it burns better than an oil lamp.

>>9119251
Stop spilling beer on yourself, have a shower.

>>9119266

beer is a waste of stomach area. Might as well drink water.

>everything is ok
>drink a beer
>get the shakes right after i finish it
... what

The worst part about having a hangover is that you wake up feeling fine and think "Oh, i'm alive! Great!". Then you get up from whatever place you've passed out the last night and everything hits you like a truck.

I think i'll stop. Can't deal with this shit anymore like when i was younger. Nine weekends heavy drinking to ease work stress. I'll just find another job.

>>9119359
>Ethanol is fucking calorie dense
Can humans metabolise it effectively, though?
I mean, unless you're pissing ethanol then your body is probably burning it for energy somehow, but is it utilized as effectively as sugar and the like?

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Why do people drink beer?
I can understand spirits because they're an easy way to get smashed.

But I don't get why you'd drink beer over cyder?
It has a lower alcohol content and usually tastes a lot worse IMO.

I don't get it

>>9119600

>why don't you drink cider

Because I'm not a 15 year old slag?

>>9119605
Seems more like a problem of your own insecurities m8

Drinking whisky with a little ice is a pleasurable experience, but drinking dirty beer just to get a little buzzed is utterly pointless.

>>9119600

I don't get why people drink beer either. It's shit. Doesn't even taste good, hardly any alcohol, makes you feel like a fatass and smells like shit (the smell somehow gets everywhere)

>>9119600
>cider
>lower abv

Mate

>>9119641
Cyder not cider

I'm drinking one with 7% rn
Never seen a beer that high

>>9119644
Delirium Tremens, St Arnold Elissa, Etc. many beers above 7abv

>>9119615
Everything you stated was subjective to a feminine boy. You sir are a faggot.

>>9119703
If I see em I'll try em and hopefully get drunk

Love you nigga

Lots of love from,

Anon xxxxx

>>9119703
They named a beer delerium tremens?
Thats actually kind of hilarious

>>9118480
You can run a tractor on booze, of course it's fucking dense.

>>9119578
It's literally useless poison.

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>>9119644
do you even homeless?

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>>9119720
It's really good beer 8.5 abv. Their nocturne might be higher. I don't remember

>>9119739
Ooh

Looks nice!!!

>>9119759
It's disgusting.

Gets the job done though.

>>9119764
T hbh I drink to be happy so what do I care lol

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>>9119739
>>9119764

Looks incredible. Where I am we get fine high ABV beverages like Steel Reserve and Schlitz, across the country there are some other alternatives like St Ides.

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today is my 120 days clean, I'm down 30 pounds and have my first date in almost five years tomorrow. to anyone who's questioning whether or not they can do it. You can!

>>9119600
cider is disgusting. I love the taste of beer

also I don't drink spirits because my stomach can't handle it. I pretty much only drink beer. Nothing beats a good cream ale.

>>9119996
I respect that. It must just be taste buds!

>>9119789
Had one of those last night. Didn't taste bad. Compared to some horrendous shit like earthquake it was actually decent.

>>9119815
Congrats. Good to hear.

>>9119600
People who drink beer probably like the taste of beer

>>9119644
Kestrel, Tennants Super and Carlsberg Special Brew from the top of my head.

I think McEwans Champion is above 7 too

Does anybody else get hangovers unexpectedly? Last week I went out with a friend of mine and we went to a burger bar and got their burger+beer+bourbon shot deal. I drank water literally all night, I had probably 4 more beers after that and I woke up the next morning throwing my guts up. I went out with him the week before and we had 10 beers apiece, no water and I felt fine the next morning

what the fuck

>>9120107
Probably the burger

>>9119815
congratulations senpai

I've been sober for five days and still feel hungover when I wake up.

What's up with that?

>>9119615
>Doesn't even taste good

Stop drinking piss water then

>>9120191
Get vitamin supplements

>>9119615
Because hard liquor has a pleasant taste and people who drink it smell like roses

>>9117981
thats 1478 handles in 9 years. i call bs

you should be dead by now

>>9119176
colon cancer when

>>9119815
nice, keep it up
thats everthing that ya count get when drunk

>>9120191
you dont exercise, do you?
thats the leftover alch in your body

>>9120271
>>9120446
I've been eating very heathily but haven't really exercised because I feel too groggy.

Good points though, might have to up my game.

What are your favorite cheap alcohols?

for me

beer:busch
vodka:fris or sobieski (usually fris because glass bottles break) sometimes svedka when it's on sale

thats all i drink so idk about anything else

I bought a sixer of palm bay raspberry (cooler), a sixer of mikes hard lemonade and 2 tallboys of snapple spiked tea.

Ready for a summers day. God it is so hot out.

>>9120590
wow dude good luck with your corn syrup/contaminate hangover

>>9120572
beer - PBR
coolers - anything is the same price
cider - growers (canadian brand)

I don't drink hard liquor anymore because of black outs.

has anyone here tried out the Vivitrol shot? wondering if it's actually worth it compared to other options

>>9120623
I have a terrible hangover regardless what I drink. Lately I've been drinking stuff that is easy to drink like coolers because my stomach can't tolerate the taste of alcohol anymore for some reason.

I puked blood last week so I'm going slow.

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>>9117475
>Day 21 of sobriety after 4 years of daily drinking and weekend benders. Ask me anything.

Day 163 for me after 8yrs. Still on lactalose/xifaxan twice a day and memory and balance are still hit or miss. It's a shitty substitute for a properly functioning liver.

I still get accused of being drunk because I only make it through half my sentences without forgetting what I'm saying and I have all the mannerisms of some 90yr old fart.

Scary at first but not really painful, I'm just very curious how fuckin retarded I will be after 10yrs or whenever natural dementia sets in.

>>9117139
Drunk you isn't sober you and pre drunk you isn't sober you.
It's a brain psyc thing I had explained many years ago in school. Basically you associate the good feelings you are going to have from drinking not the stuff from after.
hung over anon is never drinking again, sobered up anon goes man drinking was good.
rinse repeat.

>>9117845
Not that guy but I can pound through a 12 pack or a gallon of water in under an hour.
While I think this guy is making it up it's not unheard of to drink multiple gallons of water a day.
I generally pound beer a liter at a time (I am an american so it's like 2.5 beers It's just a big ass mug)

>>9120628
>black outs
How do you sleep if you don't black out?

>>9120107
It was the burger or your liver is gone.

>>9120683
That sucks man. I feel fine now after 3 weeks off but I don't want a drink. Still a bit of brainfog but I'm way more social and I can actually speak to people without giving 1 or 2 word answers and getting bored.

I hope it gets better for you and I hope you can get off the meds unless your liver is completely shot?

12 hours sober. Exploding with WD symptoms. I WILL stop drinking, even if only because WD kills me. Not doing this any more.

>tfw have to go to shrink tomorrow to see if i'm schizoid

Would explain why I have to be drunk to voluntarily socially interact at all desu.

>>9120816
Anon tell me. Did drinking a beer a day help? A little hair of the dog goes a long way, right...?

>>9120816
Taper.

>>9120824
Never tried
>>9120828
No. I kind of hope it does kill me desu. I can't go on with this much pain and chaos. I'm blackout drunk 20 fkn hours a day and hours im sick of waking up in police cells. No friends, no girl, whole family hates me. I may just kill myself, bought several boxes of paracetamol.

>>9120873
That's the wrong way to go out even if you do want to kill yourself.

Taper of get benzo'd up and then decide.

Drinking is degenerate, alcohol is Jew poison. Nothing good comes from it.

>>9120966
I wouldn't say nothing desu. It helped me pretend to be a normie in my teens.

When do you feel normal again after quitting? Weeks? Months?

>>9121027
Or years. Look into PAWS.

drinking heavily for about a 1.5 years

I am 3 days in.

What does a timeline look like?

2nd month after getting from the hospital having delirium tremens or w/e it was called. I said to myself I won't start drinking again before at least 3 months and stabilizing my job situation. So far easy cheesy, but i've been in a hospital 3 times already.

>>9121037
Jesus, that's scary.

>>9120404
Alcohol doesn't suddenly kill at 999 bottles, it's not a fucking video game.

>>9120816
Taper or take benzo.
Take vitamins and drink water
If you want to die, acquire an exit bag.

>>9121039
>3 days in.
Withdrawals are maximum. They go down from now on, should be over after a week or two.
Then it's PAWS, various shits slowly fade away over the next few months.

For those of you who want to stop but are scared of withdrawal symptoms, it really is easier if you lay in a hospital, i've been through it 3 times already, the worst should be over in 3 days.
more so, doing it not under special care is potentially dangerous.

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>>9121135
>various shits slowly fade away over the next few months.
Really looking forward to this desu.

Not the lad you replied to, I'm six days in. My limbs, especially arms, still feel twitchy and tingly and motorically challenged.

>frantically collect all empties
>pour the drops carefully into 1 bottle
>end up with like 1 shot
>down it
>feel nothing
>shaking like a dog shitting razor blades
>no shops open for over ten hours
O_O

>>9121180
vanilla extract

>>9121170
The diseases in hospital make me feel extremely ill when I'm in a state of hyper aware withdrawal. Can't do it

>>9121180
rip

>>9121180
>no shops open for over ten hours

It's what you deserve for living in an American shithole.

>>9121188
Does it contain alc...? I have got a tiny bottle

>>9121180

iktfb

>>9121194

>not even 7pm on the east coast

Step it up with the b8

>>9121197
usually around 40%

>>9121180
don't you have delivery services?

>>9121207
Absolutely nothing at 5 to midnight on a sunday. I'm fucked

>>9121215
not even at gas stations ?

>>9121189
Find an hospital/clinic/rehab that doesn't have regular diseased.

>>9121197
Some do.
Put it under the tongue and keep it there (should have done that with your booze)
Have disinfectant, hand sanitizer, perfume? They may contain ethanol ; or methanol, propanol etc.
No bar either nearby? No drug dealer for benzo?

>>9121200
>Sunday
>Living in a dry state

Sorry Chad, you're too transparent. Praise Jebus, or whatever it is you retards do.

>>9121215
Might try the ER then lad

>>9121220
Banned from driving, can't get there

>>9121236
you could take a cab.

>>9119815
I'm rooting for you to drink on your date

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>>9121233

>>9121240
Not enough cash. It's hopeless

>moved house this weekend
>somehow lost my 3/4 full bottle of scotch

i'm having a fucking panic attack right now, i haven't had a drink in 26 hours and all the liquor stores near my house (walking distance) are shut

>>9121420
you'll tough it out buddy

>>9121408

Take a jog anon

>>9120873
>Catalog
Paracetamol won't kill you, it will just cause immense pain and put you on the low end of the liver transplant list

>>9117194
>tfw your doctor calls you a functional alcoholic

Winning

>>9119644
I brew and drink 8-10% beer consistently

I started my day today vomiting. End of wave 3 and blood started coming out. Never happened before. Spent all day listening to talk radio and dealing with wd contemplating drinking more wine. How did I let it get to this point?

>>9121558

How much puke was blood? a few ounces is where it gets bad. Other than that its stock blood puke,

>>9121558
If it gets any worse I'm gonna go to the doctors. Here we go down the hatch.

>>9121567
It was an ounce at least. I know I should go to the doctors but I'm afraid of what they will tell me.

>>9121567
What's stock blood.?

>>9121576
I barfed up an ounce of red sauce a couple days ago. I took it easy. Everything is back to normal now.

>>9121450
Have fun jogging in the night with withdrawals.

>>9121420
Yay, another withdrawing Anon. Follow advices we gave to your fellow.

>>9121477
He didn't say functional...

>>9121458
And then kill him after a few months of terrible pain.
In other words, giving him a good reason to look for a better suicide method.

>>9121573
You can go now, they won't force you into rehab. At best, they'll help plan with insurance and a rehab centre for in a few days.
>>9121576
That your stomach or upper digestive system is bleeding because you're a wino, and you should stop drinking. They can help you with the later, and hopefully former.
You need medical help to stop, at least a benzo prescription.

>>9121573
>>9121579

The morning vomit first wave clear with a limey green tinge then a bit more yellow then a cloudy orange followed by straight up blood on the dry heave. I've never feared death before like I am now.

This is my first night without beer in about 15 months, had 9 12oz and a 40oz last night, woke up with a swollen uvula and need to quit for good. maybe I will

>>9121592
Thanks for the advice Anon. In your experience if I go back to drinking beer will there be less chance of blood?

>>9121599

Sounds normal. You just need to cool it. That's normal morning vomit.

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Ow.

>>9121677
Have you ever tried to quit?

>>9121677
smirnoffbro?

>>9121677
Does it ever get sore sleeping on those or are to so drunk you don't feel it?

>>9121688
Thousands of times.
>>9121690
Yeah dude
>>9121695
Don't tend to sleep on this bed, there's too much broken glass on both sides of the mattress

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>>9121677

Hilaires.

>>9121705
How you feeling bro?

>>9121705
recommend me a good movie on netflix

>>9121715
Utterly horrific tbqh, surely I won't last much longer
>>9121716
Dunno mang, I don't have netflix

>>9121716
Watch Chef's Table. Best cooking series I've ever seen in my life.

>>9121729
already seen all the seasons and the french version senpai. i preferred Mind of a Chef with david chang though tbqh
last night i watched american beauty it was okay

>>9121727
Give me an update on your physical wellbeing lad.

>>9121737

I thought it was very similar to Mind of a Chef. But S02E01 turned me. His story was fucking nuts. I watched it and said to myself, this guy would work well at El Bulli. Sure enough, he came from Farran Adrias kitchen.

>>9117084
Is there any better feeling than letting out a huge liquid load a day after drinking some shitty bottom shelf whiskey/rum? Not having to go to work. stomach pains almost instantly gone and can finally get some decent sleep. Feel like I just expelled a demon from my body

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>>9121243
Won't happen big guy, girlie is a non drinker and is super proud of me for this commitment, stay mad bro

>>9121739
Deteriorating quite rapidly. Have to walk with a cane now and keep falling over. Weak as shit, everything hurts, no food for days, bit hard to breathe, not looking good.

>>9121762
what do you usually eat

>>9121775
Smoothies, nuts, maybe some Parma ham, anything easy and high in calories. Typically I only eat once a week.

>>9121787
how much longer do you think you've got? wouuld you get a funeral?
and are you drunk right now?

>>9117084
I woke up with a hang over. Finally realize that I no longer want alcohol any more. Hopefully that this is the turning where I completely stop drinking.

>>9121793
Really don't know. Days, maybe weeks, really can't say. I don't know if there'd be a funeral, think my senpai hates me too much.

>>9121793
Oh and yeah, I'm always drunk. Closest I ever get to sobriety is waking up in WD. I'll have drunk half a bottle before even opening my eyes.

>>9121876
not trying to be an asshole but why not just kill yourself instead of going through a potentially much more painful death?

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Oh my God I miss beer so much. I can do without hard liquor (and 2bh I think liquor was my problem), but beer just felt so good to drink. Civilization evolved around beer, and removing it from myself just feels wrong.

>>9121889
I may well do so.

>>9121705
>Thousands of times.
what's the longest you've been sober?

>>9121896

Congrats, you're not a real alcoholic.

>>9121921
7 months, 18 years ago.

>>9121896
iktf. i don't get upset about the idea of never having vodka again but no beer just seems mean.

>>9121932
what made you fall off the wagon? that's a pretty good stretch.

what started you on this path anyway?

>>9121927
I know, I was just venting.

>>9121939
Just boredom to be honest.
>what started you?
A combo of boredom, anxiety and depression

>>9121957
ever got thoroughly checked for mental issues?

most drunks i've known were mostly self-medicating somethin pre-existing desu.

>>9121969
Not really, other than anxiety

>>9117084
I've been a week sober and don't feel like drinking at all. then again I only drank every day for a year only and was doing so to curb weed withdraw which I smoked everyday morning to night for 11 years.

now I'm taking champix medication to eventually stop cigarettes. feeling great lately. going to bed early and waking up early. eating properly etc

>>9122149
Any particular reason?

>>9122155
what do you mean?

>>9117199
I'm the exact same way bro. On the brighter side, however, i meet a lot of old folks (70+) at the pubs who say they've been drinking lots since they were kids, and as long as you stick to beer or wine you'll be fine

made some blackberry syrup today, goes really well with white rum, lime juice and sparkling water

>>9117314
Best hangover cure is midol. Not even fucking joking.

Woke up in someones living room this one morning and almost immediately this girl sleeping on the couch above me projectile vomitted right over me and missed me completely (thank jebus), she then asked if i wanted a tylenol and handed me midol. I was skeptical because i thought it was only for women but less than half an hour later i was walking to the corner store to get a drink and i felt like a million bucks

how do i drink sake. Is it like a shot


i see 3 oz are like 100 calories

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>>9117084
Can any of you guys help me out.
I only have beer here but don't really like drinking it that much anymore, what can I put in it so I can just chug glasses of it purely for the effect of the alcohol and to mask the bad taste of it being so cheap?

>>9122506
Colder temp is easier

>>9122336
It's wine served warm/hot. Small glasses yes.

>>9122203
Midol is simply ibuprofen IIRC

>>9122570
do i microwave it for can I drink it chilled like a baka gajin

>>9117199
You're a functioning alcoholic

Just got 2 weeks worth of Valium. Thank fucking christ for that, this WD is fucking killing me

>>9119739
Atlas biri, dat n'a firi

>Sober for a few days
>Have my first shower in half a year
Normies tell me I'm supposed to feel "clean" or better but I just feel the same

>>9123048
I just fall over if I try to shower. I have to have bed baths. I hate it.

Why won't my fucking skin all stop coming off? I'm really suffering here. Blood fucking all over me. This shit is like something from the book of Job.

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>>9123064
Forgot pic. This appeared recently on both hands and is rapidly getting worse. What you can't see is the hundreds of tiny blisters. All over my fingers and palms.
Apparently it's a sign of advanced liver disease.
Fuck alcohol.

>>9123068
Go to a fucking doctor man

>>9123048
maybe you should have scrubbed harder

>>9123072
No I am very clean now, except it feels the same, and now I have some shitty aroma scent on me that is pissing off my nose

>>9123081
>annoying aroma
Keep forgetting to ask you guys this, do you find your sense of smell to be distinctly increased if you're not eating for days and are drinking spirits all day? Even when I was a smoker it was hugely elevated. If someone walked down my road holding a bunch of flowers, I'd know about it

>>9123086
Might be, doesn't it clear your sinuses or something?

I've drank too much to drive and now need to order something delivered. Fucking everywhere decent near me is closed on Mondays. There is fucking nothing that appeals to me. I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna eat.

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>no food for days, can't really walk
>call cab, beg them to go to a supermarket for me
>driver arrives with 1kg of king prawns I asked for, 1 lime, butter, onion, asparagus
>30 quid tip
>"defrost prawns for at least 24 hours before consuming"

>>9123111
Fancy a bowl of rock solid, frozen prawns mate?
Fug

>>9123081
Use another soap without perfumes.

>>9123086
I think withdrawals makes you more sensitive to many unpleasant stuff, like strong lights or weird smells.

>>9123117
Put them in cold water, change water when it is too cold until they are defrosted.

>>9123137
>cold water
Ffs, if this is an option why don't the horrible bastards tell me so?
Sod it. My appetite is so rarely seen that I'm taking your advice. Feel so bad that I don't know if I'd even fucking recognise food poisoning among all the vomiting and hallucinating.
GIVE ME SUSTENANCE, DELICIOUS PRAWNS

>>9123144
So, we've got broccoli, asparagus, fennel, bean sprouts, peas, onions, Thai king prawns, garlic, ginger, lime and sesame oil. Gun be gud.

>>9123148
Oh shit, and oyster sauce. The imperative secret ingredient in all delicious Chinese meals.

>>9123119
Is that all you've got? And no money. Poor fucker. Tell us your sad story.

>>9123156
nah dude i'm ok for food now. just about drunk enough to have the energy to cook and consume it too, and one meal will last me about a damn week.
when it's gone though i might struggle. i get it delivered, but it's hard to book an appropriate delivery slot, i keep on passing out and missing them.
i'll be alright. i've got some fruit trees if i really do end up in trouble.

>6 days sober and still feel like i'm jittering out of my skin

i think my repressed anxiety is waking up, feels twitchy

So I've heard this said before here, you won't get physical addiction and therefore no withdrawals if you keep at least 1 day between your drinking, what's the reason for this?

>>9123183
>i keep on passing out and missing them.
Try leaving instructions on the delivery form about leaving the package hidden near your front door, or in the backyard or something.

>>9123439
Body can't get used to constantly having alcohol in it if it doesn't constantly have alcohol in it.

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that shitty feel when you wake up and you find out you pissed the tent in-front of everyone and they saw your micro penis

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i want a fucking drink but i don't want my body to hurt roooo

>>9123782
do something to occupy your mind, don't succumb to your temptations

>Tried to take it easy today
>Only got 2 beers
>Dad came home and got me 2 beers
>Mom came home and got me 1 beer
>They're all like 6-7%

I'm trying really hard but this is just

odds: i go get some liquor
evens: i go get some beer
0 or repeating digits: i take a liver day

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>>9123916
Let's all be losers.

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>staying sober for 31+ days
>life is better, body is better, everything is better
>Remembering that I'll live for another 40 years and staying sober for that will suck.
>....
>Get drunk for 40-70 hours in a row.
>It's pretty crappy
>Get drunk again and realize that this is my life.

>They raised alcohol taxes yesterday
God fucking damn it

>>9123792
You're right, I need to start doing stuff again.

>>9121408
just walk christ

how far away could it be

I'm married to an alcoholic (married early i nthe relationship). She's managed to hide it from me for the first two years, by the time I realized she has a drinking problem it was too late.

I hate my wife. I am going through a divorce because of that.
>inb4 alimony cuck; she wil have to pay alimony to me.

Alcoholics don't realize that they're fucking annoying and a disgrace. You are not entitled to being drunk. You guys are fucking assholes and I hope you die soon.

>>9123144
it'll thaw faster if you just leave it under a gently running tap of cool water, put the bag in a bowl or something and it'll circulate. yay convection

>>9117314
it doesn't really, part of a hangover is dehydration (which drinking water obviously helps) but most of it is unrelated

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>>9124237
Jokes on you dummy we all want to die soon! Good luck with the divorce... I'm not really a fan of marriage.

>>9124237
Don't take your anger out on us because you married a disgusting drunkard slag slut

>>9124237
Not our fault that you can't pick a decent woman, anon.

I hate my life, I hate where I live, I hate my dad and I hate my job

>sober 23 days

It's getting hard

>>9124179
Nah, I tried that yest, ended up sat on the pavement having fallen over and split my head open.
I'm fed now. Feels soothing.

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Guys I'm going to go cold turkey. This will not be a trivial affair but I can sense death on my horizon and I'm not sure I welcome it. If I last more than a month I'll relapse and this will have been pointless, but I've just woken, in withdrawal naturally, to 5 empty bottles and some missed calls from my grandmother and doctor.
I'm trying to stop again. This won't be easy.
If I don't come back you'll know why.

Peace and love, GOOD LUCK ALL.
'Smirnoffbro'' <3

>>9120107
Water doesn't prevent a hangover. Hangovers are mostly due to the accumulation of byproducts of metabolizing alcohol, not dehydration. Drinking water doesn't help you get rid of the byproducts, thus it doesn't help with the hangover.

>>9124863
Don't go cold turkey you mad cunt.

Check into the hospital.

If you're really made up your mind though, good luck and I hope you make it through.

>>9124863
Is this actually smirnoff bro? I don't believe it.

>>9124863
Cold turkey is actually bad. You can get bad withdrawal symphtoms. Can't you try to recuce it gradually? Maybe ask for help and go to rehab.

But good luck smirnoffbro i hope you Keep stronk!!!

>>9124237
How do people marry people they barely know?
Good luck on your divorce Anon.

>>9124863
Good luck Smirnoffbro. I hope you make it out alive.

>>9124863
you did like what, 23 days last time? you can do it brotha

What's a good Gin at around $30-$40? I know of Hendricks, Plymouth, any recommendations though?

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Anyone have any withdrawal/hangover cures?

My friends told me weed, but it just made my anxiety and heartbeat go through the roof

Heres my withdrawal symptoms:
>Anxiety
>Smell like i'm sweating vodka
>No appetite
>Nausea
>ANXIETY
>Just feel like shit
>Did I mention anxiety?

>>9125411
Check out Broker's, especially the high proof one. Great bang for buck.

>>9125413
Did you taper properly?

I tapered really slowly, just one less drink a day for the last week.

I also did a lot of walking. No intense exercise because I was scared to blow my heart out but a lot of long walks to tire myself out to counter the insomnia.