So, what is objectively the best brand of bottled water?

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>>9115074

The kind that you reverse osmosis-filter yourself.

>>9115074
Nothing better than a nice cool glass of distilled water.
Free from all those parasites, iron particles, excess salt, and xenoestrogens.

>>9115074
>he doesn't drink his own piss
Kek, falling for the water jew.

>>9115074
it's all about the PH balance, FIJI is best.

>>9115158
Come on, put at least some effort in your bait.

>>9115074
Tap water

>>9115180
>not drinking distilled water
Enjoy your bitch titts, bitch.

>>9115074
I've had two bottled waters in my life that didn't taste like plastic: one was an alkaline + mineral water that was black in color and I can no longer find on shelves, the other was a fairly common brand of alkaline water that had a mosaic pattern on the label.

>>9115180
Distilled is the god tier water and it's not what's sold in plastic bottles at gas stations.

Distilled water. Seriously. Pure steam-distilled water. Drink nothing else.

>>9116187
No, this is the biggest political scandal in the past decade. The river water was more acidic then the municipal water they had been pumping in from Detroit before going bankrupt and Flint had a lot of lead piping that corroded into the water.

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NYC tap water is kino

>>9116181
OP's picture is a joke you fucking idiot

>>9115074
I could never respect a "man" who drinks bottled water....everything about the concept in general is femenine.

>>9116225
>drinking water is feminine
How do you get this brain washed?

>>9115074
lets assume for a second this isn't bait; the best prepackaged water objectively is coconut water. if we're talkinng brand names, none, since even the same brands often have more than one well.

I... I like walgreens brand. It's cheap and doesn't taste like dirt and rocks

Non ironically Pelligrino mineral water

>>9116261

The great thing about Flint is that the city is foreclosing on people who refuse to pay their water bills for the poison water.

Amazing.

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>>9116284
Pic related

>>9116288
Looks like a beer bottle.

your faucet since bottled water is just water from the sink.

>>9116308
Yeah but it really is the best. It's pricey but completely worth it

>>9116261
>blacks responsible for Flint

Why does the right insist on continually lying to try to justify their racism? The 3 officials criminally charged for the Flint water crisis were white.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2016/04/20/health/flint-water-crisis-charges/index.html

Based Kelly does it again!
I've never really had a brand of non-flavored bottled water that has stood out to me, I've had very good tonic waters and seltzer but never really good plain water

Ozarka

>>9116402
Wtf, I love BLM now

aquafina has the best tasting xenoestrogens

>>9116402
Bullshit. Chicago PD ignored the growing heroin trade over a decade ago until the dealers and gangs grew so powerful that it became a widespread issue. Then they had the nerve to cite "insufficient resources" to do anything about it. The "Ferguson Effect" is just another bullshit excuse to cover up incompetent leadership at the very top.

>>9116469
Run while you still can Anon. One of my co-workers barely got out with his life and he was supposedly in a good neighborhood too.

>>9115074
>drinking bottled water
Enjoy your moobs.

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>>9116472
>not Chicongo and Detriot

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>>9115074
The king of bottled water

>>9115074
If you don't like tap water, you can get your own reverse osmosis system. Actually tastes better than bottles because there's less plastic and more dissolved air in it.

>>9116529
Chimpcago and DeToilet :D

>>9116605
Also cheaper long term and way more convenient than hauling home bottles.

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>>9116608

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>>9116181
>>9116187
I live 30 minutes from Detroit in a white area. The water is fine and we've only had one boil water advisory in about a decade due to heavy rains and broken pipes. Flint happened because nobody gives a single fuck about niggers. Black "people" in the US are such inbred morons that even Africans hate them. I know some Nigerians who live down the street and they're racist as fuck. Seriously, African immigrants act whiter than the tards we've had here for 150 years. I wouldn't be surprised if Flint was pushed to the back burner by local government because lead poisoning might help cull the ape population, or at least make them less violent.

>>9116225
first, how is it feminine and second, why can't you respect femininity?

>>9116225
I could never respect a "man" who posts on 4chan....everything about the concept in general is femenine.

>>9116765
>or at least make them less violent.

That's the opposite of what lead does you stupid fucking moron.

>>9115158
Reverse-osmosis distilled water, by preference.

Gets rid of all that communist-conspiracy fluoride.

>>9116765
>>>/pol/

>>9117359
Yeah but he has a point. I guarantee you're from a part of the country with 15% or less african american population. Or are one yourself. The only thing it takes to breed hatred for them is exposure to them.

>>9117359
>s-s-stop bullying the race whose native languages literally cannot convey concepts of abstraction like keeping promises and planning for the distant future because in the tens of thousands of years theyve existed they never bothered to create them

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Pure rainwater.

>>9115081
I concur

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>>9115074
Comparing water brands is retarded.
But of you must ask, anything that comes in a glass bottle must be automatically better than a plastic bottle since it will be less subject to contamination by xenoestrogens, taste better, and preserve coolness better.

>>9116548
My friend in texas told me about this shit, said the super high alkaline stuff tasted like liquid rock salt

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>>9116605
This. You can also use filter bottles if you want to use public tap water on the go.

>not harvesting and filtering clouds with your portable bottling plant attached to a self piloting drone
Filter all the solids and then reverse osmosis then put it in repurposed wine bottles and kept at a slightly chilly 55F in my cellar

>>9116210
i've been drinking it for about a year or two now its ok. Out of all the places i've traveled sweden had really gud water. I went during winter so it was nice a cold, like a instant chilled water.

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>>9116210
it comes from the cat skills from upstate. Fresh delicious mountain water.

‘Voss Water’, a largely distributed bottled water in most retail stores and restaurants nationwide is from the municipal water of Southern Norway

from a article about best quality water in the world Voss is pretty damn good too.

>>9116835
Bc its gay tbqh

>>9115074
Anything that's not "purified water"
I'm paying for natural water from the Earth, not some tap water with extra minerals in it.

I also hate Fiji because it's too plain. I want flavor in my water, thank you.
>inb4 water doesn't have flavor
Fuck off and let those of us with functioning taste buds drink the good water while you drink toilet water like a dog.

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Tap water.
>living in a country where the water is garbage

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>>9115074
The whole bottled water thing just makes me lol.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3809539.stm
>lifestyle drink
>fucking WATER
Coke got btfo for trying that shit here.

>>9115074
Fiji

>>9118722
It does. I drink the # 2. All the others have higher alkaline and a higher mineral content and aren't as palatable to me. However, it's still very popular. if you drink the higher ones your really only supposed to drink 1-2 cups a day. A lot of bicyclists drink it during the races because of the high mineral content. A town was built around that crazy water well. There's other wells there but the crazy well is the most famous. Town is called Mineral Wells. It pumps out some of the strongest mineral waters in the world. Cool history.

http://drinkcrazywater.com/cw/crazy-water-full-history/

http://www.texomashomepage.com/news/local-news/crazy-water-in-mineral-wells/379844124

>>9116917
Can't be violent if you're dead

Well water from my well

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>>9115074
None, get one of these. It pays for itself in about 2 months and they last for 5 years+.

>>9119887
My grandparents use well water...it smells like sulfur

>>9115158
>not using triply distilled milli-Q water

>>9119887
Me too. Tastes good even. It gets filtered a bunch before though.

>>9119955
>not drinking light water
enjoying your deuterium anon?

>>9115158
xenoestrogen doesn't do anything to your body

>>9116765
Taylor here. Can confirm.

>>9115074
We literally have pure water in our toilets
Nice 3rd world shit you got going there

>>9120203
>he drinks toilet water

>>9120212
And you didn't understand the point of my post.
Congrats on your stupidity!

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Two kinds of people drink bought bottled water:
>people who live in or are visitng places that don't have access to clean drinking water
>pretentious arseholes

>>9116210
Yeah but then you have to deal with tragedy that surrounds the water.

>>9120316
Enjoy your fluoride and female hormones

>>9120316
Also people who like carbonated water and don't want to deal with grimy soda stream bottles.

>>9115161
Fiji water has its own taste, which automatically makes it one of the worst

>>9116359
You tell a lie often enough with enthusiasm and people start to believe it. Theres been a consistent campaign from the right into making words meaningless so their lies have more weight

Apollinaris

>>9116288
>>9116284
Pellegrino is shit and Italians only think it's good because their marketing team preys on national pride
It is basically just selzter water

Aqua panna Toscana SHITS on it

>>9120352
Protip, bottled water is just municipal water that's been shipped around in trucks. You have to filter or distill to get water free of that shit.

>>9115074
>paying for water
What the fuck. Just fill up a bottle from the tap at home like a civilized person.

>>9115074
Local spring water that is not fluoridated.

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>>9120411
This, i have to buy cheap carbonated water from the store because it's cheaper than SodaStream.
Their machines are fine but i can get cheaper carbonated water from the store compared with their CO2 Cylinders replacement prices. Why is there no company competing with SodaStream? And why can't i fill my CO2 Cylinders somewhere else?

Their CO2 Cylinders say you can make 60L but thats only if you use minimum carbonation, it's more like 20L when you do full carbonation.

>>9115074
Evian

>>9122518
sodastream is an israeli company

that should tell you what you need to know

>>9118658
But every raindrop contains dirt

>>9118658
>drinking the skyjew

Norwegian tap water masterrace

For me it's Topo Chico, the best bottled water.

>>9115074
I like Evian. But any water that comes in a glass bottle tastes better than plastic. And usually a bottle of Pellegrino costs equal to or less than an equivalent amount of still bottled water

>>9115074
Wolf Cola brand water

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Are Blk Water and Boxed Water any good?

>>9122547

evian is the best still water.

I agree with the other anon that san peligrino is the best sparkling water.