Is it true that if you stand within 3 feet of a running microwave your brain will get cancer and explode?
>>9113638
yep. I stopped using microwaves years ago.
>>9113638
how can a microwave be running if it doesn't have legs?
>>9113653
How to reheat food then
>>9113653
well if a picture with skulls in the background says it then it must be true!
>>9113638
Possibly. I don't know because I don't own a microwave. I also do not own stainless steel knives, a television, or a cage. My bicycle is made of triple-butted True Temper steel. Steel is the best material for bicycles. You can't get True Temper anymore because I am better than you. Enjoy your Reynolds crap, pleb. When I make coffee I pour the hot water into a ceramic filter cone because it produces better coffee that way. Automatic drip machines are disgusting things for disgusting people. Kind of like microwaves, the topic of this thread.
I like to press my face up to the glass and watch my food go roundy-round.
>>9113638
No but you'll get turbo cancer and start posting trap porn on Cambodian finger painting forums.
what kind of tard doesn't get non ionizing radiation? are you all from Alabama?
>>9113660