Ask a guy whos going to a Pizza Hut buffett in 2 hours anything
I'm traveling currently and the hotel employee told me a new Pizza Hut opened recently in town, and that they have a great lunch buffet! Had no idea these still existed
>be travelling for work
>ask hotel employee where I can get a good steak in town
>"Applebee's steaks are really good. There's one half a mile down the road."
>th-thanks
>>9111566
Favorite pizza toppings?
How many pieces will you eat?
Spaghetti meat sauce or Fettuccine Alfredo?
>>9111566
Eating the crusts or tossing them aside?
I got drunk at the hotel and ended up next door at Little Caesars. Sorry yall
>>9112396
We understand. Drink lots of water.
>>9112396
this is exactly how little caesars stays in business
Pizza Hut buffets are pretty good. Adequate salad bar, free refills, decent selection of pies. Usually its one supreme, one pepperoni, one cheese, and one hawaiian.
>>9111574
that was just a very polite way of saying "i'm sorry but you stopped in the wrong town for good food"
>>9112396
>Get drunk
>DON'T go to the buffet
what kind of awful drunk are you
Are you still going in 2 hours?