Is it physically possible to eat one of these without burning

Just wait five minutes before eating you impatient, low-effort posting reddit backwash.

>>9110918
got em

But yes have you tried poking them with a sharp object before microwaving

>>9110474

yes,

Cook for 1:50 instead of 2:00
let sit a minute before eating,

perfect temperature every time, never burn my mouth.

>>9110474
I just have >>9110974 make me one whenever he goes to get himself one.

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>>9110918
When you're burned you have nothing. No cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you....

>>9111002
Now I have to rewatch burn notice, thanks dude

>>9111002
Man, she didn't look like that in the later seasons.
What a shame.

never listen to the directions on the box, for anything, they're retards who don't even know how to cook their own products

just heat and take it out, too cold, heat for another minute or two

>>9110974
Bullshit

1:59 is still frozen in center
2:00 is fucking lava

>>9111068
This is because American microwaves are dumb and shitty, and they have to cater to that

in any reasonable country in the world:
"heat at 700 watts for 2:00"
even 700 watts for 2 minutes, done, perfect, when-your-whatever tumblr meme

in Burgerstan:
"heat at medium-high for 2:00"
medium-high is actually a 60-80% depending on manufacturer duty cycle, in phases of god knows what length, of a heating element that is 500-1500 watts depending on model. god help you if you have a model on either end or if it's pushing 15-second duty cycles and your timer happens to end just before (ice cube) or just after (literal lava).

>>9110474
NO
the fuck were you thinking nigga its called a hot pocket for a reason

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>>9110474
You have to let it cool before you tear into it you turbo fatty

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>>9111093
OBSESSED

>>9111112
>t. triggered burgerlard
a little less time clapping for your post before clicking the button and you could have had sexts
now you never will

Nibble a corner off and let it cool

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>>9111114
U mad as fuck boy. Mad you ain't from America you irrelavent little fuk boi?

>>9111070
>1:59:500
>not having milliseconds on your microwave