Food gore thread?

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the one and only

h a m d o g

>>9110426
would eat unironically

Over half the board is food gore, you really don't need to make another entire thread for it.

>>9110426
With all the weird shit they've been introducing, I'm surprised Burger King didn't think of this first.

>>9110447
Americans have pizza locks instead of bike locks.

who could forget this bad boy

>>9110456
>no pic
you, apparently

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>>9110462
memed on...

heres the image

>>9110466
wtf how?

>>9110466
thats a long egg

>>9110467
Long chicken.

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>>9110467
>>9110471
heres the chicken that made that longe boy

>>9110473
Its body doesn't look long enough. I'm calling bullshit.

>>9110468
for you

>>9110449
Well yeah. What're you gonna do, leave your pizza unprotected and asking for a nigger to come steal it?

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>>9110426
this seems like such a good idea on paper but terrible in execution
idk how else you'd accomplish such a thing though

>>9110447
Is that pizza boneless?

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>>9110542

>>9110562
while agree with what youre saying your just as bad for posting that shit

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Does anyone have any Finnish food gore?

>>9110522
>Thumbnail
Looks a little rich, what's the big deal
>ENHANCE
What the fuck

Seriously, what is that shit?

>>9110604
its the earth retard

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Vegan meals are the ultimate food gore source

>>9110582
That plate looks full, not finished though

>>9110618
Same, and I'm even from the hick part of NC.

>>9110613
>bread
>vegan

>>9110647

>bread
>not vegan

>>9110582
There's a YouTube channel where some finnish dude cooks the most disgusting shit as if it's an acceptable meal, I forgot what it's called though you can ask in /mämi/

>>9110488
>>9110390
aspics are a thing of evil

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>>9110672
This guy?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

>>9110647
>"pork 'n' beans"
>vegan

>>9110691
Yup, I still remember my overwhelming disgust upon seeing his kitchen for the first time

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>>9110691

>>9110691
*rinses off cheese slice*

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>>9110672
>>9110691
Thanks m8s. Finnish food is awful, so I'm looking for some gore for /int/. I remember seeing a picture of a bunch of sliced reindeer meat in a fast food cup type thing and some horrible mayo-covered pizzas but can't find them.

>>9110691
Now I almost feel bad for ragging on Kay's good cooking

>>9110691
>>9110767
do americans really eat this stuff?

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I wanted a boneless pizza, but Pizza Hut fucked up my order

>>9110816
We're talking about Finns, not burgers.

>>9110613

Join the revolution you meat-addicted fuckheads. Look at what you can enjoy. Fuckin' baked beans and cucumber on toast.

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>>9110582
classic

>>9110672
>>9110691
he got a kid in december, think about that
i unironically wanted to try some of that when i was really hungry once

>>9110383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkOX3FGMrtc

>>9110651
Bread contains yeast.

Yeast is a living organism.

Your argument is invalid.

>>9111180
Vegans don't eat animals. They do eat living organisms.

>>9110466
haha long egg

>>9110816
FUCK YOU.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
IM SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING YOU STUPID ASSHOLES MAKING FUN OF AMERICA ON THIS BOARD IN EVERY. FUCKING. THREAD.
ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.
THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT FINNS YOU STUPID DUMBASS.
DID YOU EVEN READ THE POSTS OR COULD YOU JUST NOOTTT WAAAAIT TO MAKE YOUR DUMB FUCKING JOKE.
UNIRONICALLY KILL YOURSELF YOU DUMB FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT.

>>9110604
Billion-Layer Rocky Fuck Cake, google it

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>>9111307

>>9111324
>le smug taytay xDDD
I bet when you're not posting that as a reaction image you're jerking off to it you pathetic weeb.

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>>9111328
Not having a harddrive full of smug anime girl reaction images fucking normies

>>9111332
>not knowing how to greentext
You learn about this place from ifunny or something?

>>9110691
I couldn't turn away..... It's like a car crash happening in slow motion, you want to turn away but cannot.
This will haunt me now, thanks for the spook anon.

>>9111335
>not knowing how to greentext
noting knowing greentext is for quotes embrassing my dude

>>9110477
Remove kebab

>>9111324
looks like a man in the thumbnail

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>>9110390
>>9110473
>>9110488
>>9110767
>>9111080

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Delicious chicken sashimi

>>9110426
I'd try it.

>>9110522
Looks tasty.

>>9111324
Lol /fit/izen

>>9110519
What Disney Princess is the first one?

>>9110613
of course this stupid bitch had to shove her pretentious book in there too

>>9110522
I'm not sure what the little cacti are made of but that still looks delicious. I'd eat it.

>>9111563
it's obv photoshopped

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>>9110767
Finn here, i got u senpai.

The pictured pizza is mayo, kebab, ham, tomato and jalapeno. Mayo is pretty popular in the whole country as far i understand in Sweden as well, don't know about the rest of scandinavia. They usually serve it in mediterranean pizzerias/kebab joints.

Personally i think it's mayo on pizza is delish, you can get it with tons of different flavors like taco, garlic etc.

My personal go-to pizza is ham, pepperoni, kebab, taco-mayonnaise and double cheese for that sweet moist texture.

>>9111568
I'm pretty sure that's garlic sauce, not mayo

>>9110390
Hi yeah, I'd like to order a hotdog just one thing. Could you encase the frankfurter in Gello and build the leaning tower of piza out of the bun. Yeah? Great thanks. Oh and can you strand some pickles on an iceberg? Awesome thanks.

>>9110691
Is he eating uncooked pasta?

>>9111580
It depends on the restaurant too since they're changing all the time due to tax frauds and whatnot.

But isn't the garlic sauce you can buy in a store from bottles mayonnaise based?

>>9111587
That screenshot is while it's still cooking.

>>9111617
He was crunching on uncooked pasta in the video.

>>9110447
The Eric Clanton

>>9110821
don't worry guy, I will spread the bo' 'za meme

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>American "meat"

>>9111890
Do Americans really eat this?

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>>9110691
>he cuts the carrot by biting off chunks

>>9111914
Maggot cheese is delicious. I love it. Raccomended with toasted civraxiu bread and cannonau wine

>>9111942
How do you make sausage chips and gravy black

>>9111568
That actually looks bretty gud

>>9111383
>who are you le quoting
get the fuck out

>>9111947
Honestly I just think its the lighting.

>>9111911
No.

>>9111911
O B E S S E S E D

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>>9110383
NCfag here, no one eats that.

>>9111942
>uncircumcised sausage
no thanks, sweetie

>>9110618
>>9110639
it's obviously a joke, most of these are jokes

>>9111568
do you guys eat pizza with a knife and fork? it looks like it would be impossible not to. it probably tastes good, but i don't think i would want my pizza to be this wet.

>>9111180
>hurr I don't know what veganism is

you

>>9110691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqwQO_TbTmQ
More, but from a different guy

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>welcome to finland

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>>9112018
>O B E S S E S E D
Retard

Finn here, can confirm the food we produce can be very, very shitty. Most of us go to Estonia for cheap booze, but in my opinion they sell better food more accessibly and with cheaper prices over there.

Here's another great video for you. Apparently some autistic cave-dweller decided it would be fun to rip-off >>9110691 and produce vlogs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwl7jER0Dvs

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>>9110447

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>>9112432

>>9111890
>Welcome to McKings, what would you like?
>Yeah I'll take the Lovecraft Royale with cheese

Another rising star of Finnish cuisine, this one specializes more in healthy smoothies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae_kcRRIDpI

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>>9110447

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>>9112557
Why is 'pizza in unusual location' such an interesting genre of photography?

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>>9112569
I need more.

please post more pizza of unusual location?

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>>9110687
Agreed.

>>9112580
>>9112569
MORE PLEASE

>>9110821
>complaining about free shit

>>9112569
I am personally more of a fan of hotdog in unusual location but the only person I ever found making those seems to have dropped off the face of the earth about a year ago.

>>9112580
refugee pizza

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>>9111383
>noting knowing greentext is for quotes embrassing my dude

>>9112137
c'mon you were supposed to say OBESED

Say it faggot

>>9112617
I assume you've read the encyclopedia of regrettable food?

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>>9112128
>tfw f*nn

>>9111552
Slut.

>>9110466
longegg is long

FRESH
R
E
S
H
https://youtu.be/vfu-8ACclX8

>>9112096
Some do but personally i can eat it well with just my hands. I tend to roll the slice up before eating it, though.

>>9112137
>repulsive avatar faggot thinks he isn't the most egregious shitposter on this board

You're basically a tripfag. Kill yourself.

>>9112982
>implying there is just one of us
Retard

>>9112986
I wouldn't be surprised if there was more than one poster here stupid enough to take up the mantle. Yuropoors are responsible for most of the shitposting on /ck/.

>>9113038
I was told aussies are responsible for most shitposting on the net; but hey whatever.

>>9112977
haha thats a really funny video

cuz you used a contraception and made a mess n shit

almost like all the other 10^63 htb clones haha

upvoted +1

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That's all my outside pizza

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I went to Bob's chop house in fort worth and forgot the leftovers in my fridge for a month.

>>9112128
What the fuck is that on the hot dogs? Some kind of fetus?

>>9111552
rapunzel

>>9113100
>Bass line from Sabotage plays

>>9112447
>Not wanting to eat Shoggoth's cum slime
You're missing out

>>9113111
Are these all done by the same guy taking his prop pizza around? Kinda suspicious seeing that they're all pepperoni.

>>9110691
AWWW HELL NO

>>9113625
And when you see cartoon pizza it's nearly always pepperoni too, it's just more iconic. I wouldn't be surprised if a few of them were done by one dude, but a couple are obviously different style wise and also pizza wise. The sunbathing pizza group is the same pizza multiplied though, look at those pepperoni.

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>>9110473
Here we go

>>9111568
What the hell is taco-mayonnaise?

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>>9113747
reminded me of this

>>9113773
Nyquil tastes like red wine and that's used in cooking quite often so...

what the fuck was wrong with the 50's? why does everything has gelatin on it? just how many horses died during the war?

>>9110691
>pours water onto mashed potatoes
I fuckin lost it

>>9113783
Diabetes

>>9110691
I wish I could understand the gibberish he is spouting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se5v-Ym9j8c
This video gets better every second.

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Some oc

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>>9110390
Reminds me of jellied chicken. Good stuff, desu.

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Gay, rainbow pizza.

>>9114386
But is the pizza boneless?

>>9114386
This is the worst pizza I have seen. Thank you virtue signaling.

>>9110426
That is so close to being a Legendary Hero

>>9110767
Bootleg balut?

>>9110383
I think this is a place called Happy Dog a mile or two from me (Cleveland). They only have tater tots and hot dogs on the menu but an absurd amount of toppings.The spaghettios are actually a pretty good topping but froot loops are just dumb.

>>9110691
i sincerely hope this is some kind of finnish avant garde humor that I can't understand

>>9113964
mostly just swears a lot and repeats "fresh, nutritious flavours" or something along those lines.

>>9114430
No, thats pretty much what this guy eats. He has video of him eating surströmming also like it was smoked salmon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNSs19HvkpE
title pretty much means "surströmming is good, fresh and nutritious" pretty much again as its his favorite phrase apparently.

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>>9114400
You're welcome.

>>9110467
If you look closely, you can see it's made up of slices glued together

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>>9110390
>ketchup foam

>>9112128
shit on top of the hot dog looks like something you'd pull out of a clogged drain

>>9113069
all of these pizzas have exactly the same pepperoni configuration

>>9113783
spicy mayonnaise

>>9110690
>>9110690
no

>>9111529
plz no

>>9111914
This ain't gore, this is stuff from heaven

>>9112606
>sleep tight 'za

>>9115157
That's what they get for making a gimmicky patty.
Just put the cheese on top of it like a normal person.

>>9114386
Now find a photo that hasn't been filtered to increase saturation

>>9115320
Original image source is KenRockwell.com

>>9111552
Disney didnt fucking invent any of them

>>9115330
That's what I meant, the pizza wouldn't look like it was made by a child with poster paints in real life.
It might actually be quite decent, if slightly boring in taste.

>>9115339
kys yourself retard

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Finn man back with a pizza i just got delivered to me by some local turks.

What do you think?

>>9111552
Sleeping Beauty (Aurora)
Source: I'm a princess too

>>9115364
If I trusted the process behind kebab meat at all, that would look nice

>>9111113
I've never come so close to vomiting just from watching something on the internet than I have just now

>>9115390
good luck with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0GjzX9k5Dk

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>>9115393
strangely, I don't react to general gore in the same way. It's the look of that shit in a can, the idea of what it must smell like, like vomit and puss and everything horrible that one may have plausibly experienced the taste or smell of.

guy eating a frog is just more abstract

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>>9115473

>>9110522
Food GORE not food PORN.

That looks clevrr, beautiful, and fucking delicious.

>>9110767

I remember this faggot who was the biggest asshole I still considered a friend. I constantly stopped others from punching him in the face despite wanting to do the same constantly.

Anyway in the discussion of food he said he liked Chinese food but "what the fuck is wrong with you chinks?! How the fuck do yoh sick fucks still eat a fish with its head still on? It's looking at you. Also you are doing rice wrong, it should ways just be plain and have no flavor."

Anyway, we were hungry once and he felt like Chinese so I introduced him to this one restaurant. Remembering his previous comment about the heads, I ordered a plate of fried quails to troll him.

Four quails came with their severed heads still on the plate and he was disgusted. To troll him even further, I stuck each head on a chopstick and put on a little puppet show rennacting the French Revolution. He looked like he was about to throw up.

Oh and we had fried rice.

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>>9110522

>>9114213
White cheddar cheez-its, butter crackers and chick-fil-a sriracha sauce?

>>9115364
Looks chewy, undercooked, and godawful.

>>9110390
I like it

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>>9111890
That is literally Rom the Vacuous Spider

This thread is the most horrible shit I've seen on 4chan in fucking years.


...moar

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I'm sure some of you less inspired people would count my dinner as food gore.

>>9115824
The toppings are up for debate, but there's no debating that that crust is terrible.

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>>9113810
>Nyquil tastes like red wine

>>9115888
>literal fucking africans can get shin ramyun and i can't
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>9115903
Yeah, I have to give you that. Tried a new place and the crust is a bit under done.

>>9115824
I like your green plate

>>9110426
That doesn't look too bad.

>>9110467
A yolk sausage in an egg white sausage

>>9115473
Thats what happens when you use cheese product slices instead of normal cheese.

>>9112039
but thats actually good

>>9114832
>>9114832
yes

>>9111961
who are you quoting?

>>9114832
He means shit bread, not the kind sensible people eat

>>9110690
>he thinks of cakes as bread
must be american

>>9114550
Surströmming is swedish traditional food though and it has nothing to do with Finland. I have never met anyone who likes that shit, it's seriously rotten herrings.
>>9112181
Either you're not a finn or you're extremely dated. Booze isn't that cheap in Estonia anymore. Besides, how is finnish food shitty? I agree when it comes to few traditional dishes, but the purity of food items and the processes is serious business here, so everything is really clean.
Only the shitty cooks go famous, so you're just talking shit.
>>9110767
Again, finnish food isn't shitty, it's just that most people here are shit cooks.
>>9111568
I have never seen mayo on pizza. That's garlic sauce, same thing which is used in turkish kitchen with salads and kebabs.

>>9110473
Jesus it looks like a Diablo II enemy

>>9112128

I thought My Summer Car was just a memegame made by a drunken fin but now I truly see its actually a Finland simulator with staggering accuracy.

>>9115565
>I stuck each head on a chopstick and put on a little puppet show rennacting the French Revolution.
holy fucking kek

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>>9113791
Based Liartown

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>>9110691
Jesus Christ almighty

>>9112617
Dressed hering is nice

>>9115364
Stop giving money to the foreigners.

Where do I get one of those realistic fake 'zas?
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Creative-Pizza-Design-Super-Soft-Seat-Cushion-3D-Back-Cushion-Nap-PillowThrow-Pillows-For-Sofa-Car/1167234_32569747708.html

>>9112611
sleep tight, pizza.

>>9113188
I would unironically eat that.

>>9111080
What is that pink shit? I've been trying to find out for months.

>>9117116
Probably beet mayo

>>9117124
Oh shit that's exactly what it is.

It probably doesn't taste as strange as it looks.

>>9110467
Real answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYz2DLN9uik

>>9117144
Combined with the rest of that it would

>>9116217
There's no meat on it, i think that's vegan """"cheese""""

>>9111529
that weirds me out. I want to try horse sashimi tho

>>9110691
I've seen some videos of this guy a while ago. WHY THE FUCK DOES HE MAKE A SOUP OUT OF EVERYTHING

>>9117281
Nah it's definitely Kraft singles. That's what a hot oven does to it.

t. worked at a pizza place that used American cheese for some pizzas

>>9110604
They appear to be pixels. I think you may have enlarged it too much.

>>9117222
Thats from a german tv program for children. I used to watch it all the time.

>>9117319

If its not alcohol the finnish get confused quickly. The closest thing to edible booze is a soup so that is what their natueral instincts draw them to.

Its the same sort of instinct that inherently drives the english to make a pie and americans to make a burger.

>>9112506
Honestly, i'd probably give it a try. I like lemons.

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>>9115320
>>9114386

>>9111942
This >>9111980, there's nothing wrong with sausages, chips and gravy.

>>9110426
That bun is cracking me up so hard

>>9115824
Is that a chicken korma pizza?

>>9112506
SBR's

Muh Nigga

>>9110767
( @)<

>>9113732
What's wrong with that? That looks fucking delicious.

>>9110383

This faggot does not speak for NC

NC style dogs are Chili, Slaw, and Mustard

>>9115473
oh fuck I actually gagged....

>>9116459
yeah sursrömming is swedish no finnish but that wasnt the point, it's that the dude is eating that shit straight from the can and even drinks he putrid liquid.
Also he apparently likes it aside from the saltiness.

>>9113744
>cranberry candles
>is just birthday candles stuck in cranberry/mayo aspic

I dunno why this made me laugh.>>9113747

>>9112617
That's not an aspic you stupid dumb person

>>9115157
This is why shitty thick burgers suck. Thin patty master race. No gimmicks, no putrid juices, just beef.

>>9115364
Underbaked and soggy. People give Americans shit for our delicious, authentic pizza, but have the nerve to call this """"""""""pizza''''''''''''''''''. Is there even any tomato products in it?

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>>9115473
I remember that pizza

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>>9119086
Shitting niggers on a bed of FUCK

>>9117423
I don't know, those onions, green peppers, and broccoli still look a little too colorful. How about you make it monochrome, or all color-blind-looking and stuff?

>>9116971
>dressed hering is nice
Jesus christ kid that is not dressed herring

Also yes it is nice, very nice especially when you make it yourself and it comes out delicious

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>>9110488
>the fucking fish food sprinkled on top

>>9113188
Looks pretty tasty

>>9110426
ahh the ham-diddlin'-doe-do-ran-dog

>>9110466
loooooooooooooooong egg

>>9115157
Just like prom night

>>9110383
I don't understand the point of these threads

People just take a pic of the nastiest food combo they can think of that was never intended to be eaten
>XD its chocolate cake in beef stew with toothpaste so randum so gross lulz

>>9110712
They make vegetarian/vegan baked beans

>>9111911
Yes
Virtually every day of their life in public school

t.american

>>9111890
I've had this before. It's not as inedible as the picture makes it seem.
First, it's not blue- that's the lighting.
The reddish goo is leftover ketchup and mayo that was wiped off.
The holes and the sheen are coagulated proteins that escaped the meat and water boiling off during heating. If you've ever had a few fast food burgers before, you've eaten this before without realizing.

>>9112128
What the hell. Is that a baby hammerhead shark on the hotdogs?

>>9117423
wet soggy garbage.

>>9111180
Plants are living organisms.

>>9114386
Honestly, the corn looks nasty, but everything else on it looks like a god-tier pizza. Don't be such a self hating fag.

>>9119095
I would if i had any idea how to. I just opened the picture in gimp and toyed around with the saturation.

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>>9110383

>drowning all foods with spaghetti and fruit loops
>ruining the subtle flavors of hot and dog

This is not /ck/

>>9112580
Italian "Navy"

>>9114386
Tomato, peppers, onions, broccoli
the only thing that's weird on the pizza is corn. That and I guess the arrangement means you only get one ingredient at a time.
5/10, not great but edible.

>>9115473
jesus christ, did they leave the plastic on a frozen pizza? I refuse to believe food can look like that

>>9111201
haha

>>9120180
>did they leave the plastic on a frozen pizza?
They used sliced cheese, so yeah, they pretty much had plastic as topping

>>9110466
>>9110471
see
>>9117664

>>9111383
this is legit a newfag thing to say and im half tempted to think its bait but it *is* summer after all

>>9110767
>mayo-covered pizzas
Are you sure it wasn't smetana?

>>9114430
Nah the guy has lost the plot.

>>9110383
>>>9110390
>Hi yeah, I'd like to order a hotdog just one thing. Could you encase the frankfurter in Gello and build the leaning tower of piza out of the bun. Yeah? Great thanks. Oh and can you strand some pickles on an iceberg? Awesome thanks.
Also could you froth the fuck out of my condiments.

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>>9110447

>>9114213
is that sweet and sour sauce?

>>9110426
How would you eat it? Dog, burger, dog straight through? Bite the dog ends off and the burger last? Go straight through the burger first?

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>>9114386
Cute!

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>>9111568
this genuinely looks like something I would order on purpose with friends

>>9113810
?????!?!?!?!?!

>>9112080
chuckled

>>9119944
>toyed around with the saturation
That's exactly what he's asking for, idiot.

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>>9121449
>idiot.
Sorry.

>>9119120
Witnessed

>>9121512
somehow I feel like the reality is not anywhere near this dire

like, I know we need to believe it looked incredibly shitty because fuck the gays but genuinely you would have to be living in Stephen Spielberg's cinematic depiction of the USSR to get vegetables that looked like this

>>9116976
this
>>9115364

Support Finnish pizza. Or make your own and stop being a lazy cunt

>>9111926
>he's never done this
Slum Life 4Ever

>>9121770
I told you i have no idea what i'm doing, you pushed me to this by calling me an idiot!

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>this thread is still alive

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>>9121839
it's okay anon it's not your fault
it's those other, mean anons

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>>9121853
food gore threads are one of my favourite things on /ck/ besides actually useful advice

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>>9121891
>it's not your fault
thenk you

>>9111529
chicken sashimi, tho it seems to be weird, tastes delicious... this one doesnt look very trustworthy tho

>>9111307
I apologize for my countryman, he apparently cannot handle bantz very well.

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>>9110426
da fukk

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>>9121971
it's patented

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>>9121897
This thread needs more gore.

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>>9122003
>that poutine
>that beer
are you in Ottawa/Hull

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>>9122008
In the Pacific Northwest. I grew up a few hours south of Ottawa in the US.

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I feel like the meal could have been on its way to being perfectly decent but this should still count

>>9122034
>washing the chicken
what the actual fuck

>>9121863
Lackadaisical disrespect of authority. It's like they knew the ketchup was getting off the plate but they just KEPT GOING

>>9121865
Seems like it would be a good idea, other than the horror in cleaning the damn cooking surface and uneven hotspots

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>>9115415
>Someone saved my shitty OC.

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>>9122036
Fucking how? What is the context?

>>9122708
If this is the same one, anon wanted to make caramel by slow boiling a can of condensed milk, makes for good dulce de leche. But he was drunk and took a nap for 5 hours until roommates woke him up because the can ruptured.

>>9122735
that's plausible, I guess.

>>9110767
>those little lemon pillows

>>9113625
>>9113715
The pepperoni pattern is repeated too. See:>>9113069 they're all the same pizza. Call me cynical, but I don't think that guy is wasting any food.

>>9122034
where in the PNW does one find general tso's poutine? asking for a friend

>>9122708
Kinda looks like a pressure cooker was left unattended.

>>9123172
That's exactly what it is. IIRC he put it on then fell asleep. It was a rented apartment too.

>>9123191
Wow. I'm always about to crap myself when using a pressure cooker.

Always picture the sides shredding and the aluminum slicing through me. I guess it's nice to know I'll just get 3rd degree burns and some glass shards if it fails.

>>9121804
I do plan on making my own pizza since the thing with finnish pizzerias is that the one restaurant chain we have sells pizzas for 10€, which i am not prepared to pay.

Either way if i'm going out eating with friends, i have no qualms choosing a good foreign joint.

>>9121988
is that really what it is

>>9121804
>Support Finnish pizza
Tell me where to find good finnish pizza and I will.

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>>9122421
I saved it too bruv

>>9122735
>until roommates woke him up because the can ruptured