How should I cook a dinosaur?

Depends on the dinosaur and how you want to eat it. Chicken is very versatile, turkey is good with stuffing, rare ostrich steak is fantastic.

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Low and slow

>>9110343
Treat it like poultry unless we're talking about a large sized dinosaur. What dinosaur do you plan on cooking?

>>9110442
This. Brontosaurus ribs seared over a fire and then slow-cooked for 8 hours are fucking GOAT.

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>>9110343
step 1: cut off head

>>9110343
Remove bone and cartilage. Deep fry. Peanut oil.

>>9110343
cajun style, just like you would gator, which is basically a dinosaur

Throw it on an industrial grill to cook faster.
Toss in a variety of egg, meat, and vegetables for some nice kibble.