What's the secret to their success?

Flavor

>>9109559
The Christian faith

Bigotry.

Diversity

chicken

The will of God.

Hidden Satanic agenda

>>9109566
>>9109579
These

Peanut oil

>>9109559
they only hire 10/10 hotties. atleast the ones near me do anyway.

The blacks go to McDonald's and whites go to Chick-fil-A...

>What's the secret to their success?

I'm pretty sure the secret is hating homosexuals.

>>9109622
Same here. I have never once seen an ugly Chick-fil-a employee.

>>9109644
They don't hate homos; they just don't think it's a good idea for them to get married.

you can taste the racism

>>9109622
That too.

>>9109559

If only they were opened on Sundays...

>>9109559
Clean environment
Americana southern vibe
Employees there are forced to smile 100%

Chick-fil-a is God tier fast food. The quality of their food, the cleanliness of their locations and the friendliness of their staff sets them apart from other FF joints.

>>9109559
my m8 is a manager there and makes 16.70 an hour + boss puts 2k a year into his IRA

>>9109766
>boss puts 2k a year into his IRA
CFA confirmed for funding terrorism.

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>>9109559
Mammon, their true god, blessed them for their devotion.

>>9109681
If anything that sounds like they're looking out for homo's and trying to help them

>>9109559
Same way republicans get votes - cater to religious homophobes

>>9109559
1. Basic pickle brine on the chicken
2. Waffle fries
3. Every store is fucking clean, clean, clean
4. Amazing service. Tend to hire cute girls. Very polite. Fast. Friendly. No Nogs.

Thats really all there is to it. The food is, if i'm being honest, mediocre and slightly overpriced. But the pickle brine makes it stand out among fast food chicken, and the service and speed makes up for any price issue. They also actually pay their employee's a decent wage, and in return expect them to actually be human beings and have a brain in their skulls

>>9109559
bland food with a better than average ambience and great service

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>be me, 2 weeks ago
>stop in a McDonald's to grab a quick bite.
>nigger behind the counter doesn't even acknowledge I'm standing there waiting to order
>looks at me and rolls his eyes
>I give him my order
>sit down with my tray, no napkins in sight
>ask the nigger working the register for napkins
>he gives me a few napkins, and to not stoop to his level of disrespect I say "thank you very much"
>he sarcastically responds "you welcome very much"
>I vow to never go to that McDonald's again
>a week passes, I go to Chick-fil-a.
>all hot young white chicks working there
>service is impeccable, staff is extraordinarily polite, food is delicious

Gee, I wonder what their secret is

cater to religious cooks AND lower middle class and poor black people

>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Chick-fil-A on a whim

My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.

I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.


Head on down to Chick-fil-A today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!

Daily gay sacrifice every morning

>>9109559
White employees

>>9110013
>stop winning! Q.Q

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>>9110333
>make obvious sarcastic shill post
>want us to think "it's so obvious that it's not a real shill"
>but you're a real shill
>want us to think "since it's just a joke i'll keep going to their restaurants"
No, no, no, I know what you're doing.

>>9110350
Fuck off Mcdonalds manager

>>9110342
Most of their restaurants are in the south and atleast 50% black asshat

We need to petition them to open a store in mid to northern Wisconsin. One in the Fox Valley would be awesome.

>>9110378
They're also probably black customers. Chic Fil A proves segregation works

rejecting homosexuality.

>>9110428
Ha-Ha
I know where you live.
Now your fucked.

>>9109559
pressure frying

>>9110013
Maybe 15 years ago, shit has changed, pops.

>>9110350
>clearly a reviewbrah impersonation
Not everyone is a shill, nigger

>>9110486
>make up baseless assumption
>claim assumption proves a point

Do you even have a basic education? That's next-level retardation.

Have a friend who worked at Chickfilla. He had this story:

>Homeless guy walks into store
>asks for water
>Cashier says, "no you have to pay for that"
>This is illegal in the state of California
>By law, anyone who asks, whether or not they are a paying customer, must be given a glass of water at a restaurant if they ask for one
>My friend didn't like this practice at Chickfilla
>One day, he gave the a homeless man a glass of water
>My friend gets fired that day

This is how Chickfilla keeps their restaurants so clean and family friendly. In a place like California where there is a homeless man on every corner and every block has their resident man or woman that screams at themselves all day, Chickfilla manages to have a homeless-free environment while every other fast food place has at least one table permanently occupied by a homeless person.

The staff at the Chic-Fil-A near me is like half black/hispanic and there were no qt blonde girls to be found. The food was only ok. I felt like I was lied to

>>9110756
Where you live b/ro?

>>9110763
>>9110763
Suburban (((New York)))

>>9110500
oh no

>>9110540
Where's the law suit?

>>9109609
new new testament when?
we're due for an update.

>>9109559
>make food that's actually good
>have staff that's actually good
It's crazy, I know.

>>9112061
you think a lawyer would work pro-bono for a homeless dude on a case that probably wouldn't net more than $500 settlement?

>>9109559
>great food at fair prices
>their operations game is on point so I never wait more than 5-10 min during busy hours
>workers treat you with courtesy
>triggers SJWs
>chic fil a sauce is the choice dipping sauce of God himself

>>9109559
Okay so, i'm a fat sack of shit and I eat out WAY too much. Chick Fil a is my second favorite place to eat, and it's REALLY tough for me not to knock it up to first.

The reasons I like going to Chick Fil A;

My order is right every time. My food always LOOKS prepared and not rushed. The store is always clean. The customer service, while it can be a bit over the top, is always nice and friendly.

I've never, not fucking ONCE ever been into a dirty Chick Fil A. I've never had to take my order back because it was wrong. I never had a shitty "burger" that was hastily thrown together. So right out of the gate, the QUALITY is there. It just works.

The food is good. I wish I knew how they did it. But they managed to make a recipe that always tastes good. I'd say they have the best tasting chicken I've ever had. Nuggies are good, the breasts are good, the fries, milkshakes, and grilled chicken stuff is alright too. Nothing TOO special but I don't think theres a bad tasting thing on their menu.

The only thing I DISLIKE about Chick Fil A is that it's never fucking fast. And I don't mean they slow cook or take time to prepare...I MEAN FUCKING EVERYONE IS ALWAYS THERE GETTING FOOD! Lines around the fucking store every day at EVERY location I've ever been to. I can't ding the place for that though. My favorite fast food is taco bell, because it's cheap as fuck, extremely fast, and it tastes -okay- depending on where you go and what you get. If i'm being an inpatient fat ass, Taco Bell for dinner. If I can wait 20-30 minutes to get my food, Chick Fil A for sure.

>>9112398
Every single one of those positive dining experiences you pointed out can be traced back to the fact that they only hire white Christian teenagers that are actively engaged in bible study every Sunday (while they are closed).

>>9112398
They have an app where you can order ahead and skip the line you know.

>>9112415
I mean....I hate to say it, but you're probably right. I was thinking it could be because their pay is actually somewhat decent and they care somewhat about their job. But it's always fucking Jamarcus who fucks up my order or hands me a bag of tacos that have the shell broken before I open the wrapper.

>>9112423
Yeah but then I have to get out of my car. :(


Also, I thought about another thing I dislike about this place...I always want to eat it on Sunday. I always have a craving ALWAYS on Sunday.

>>9112415
>being paleskinned and studying a book written by ignorant and superstitious desert semitic tribesmen several thousand years ago has an effect on moral and ethical behavior

You're an idiot.

>>9109609
>Satan sends in his gays to try to shut down the restaurant

Top fucking kek

>>9112584
>if chick fil a hired all mexicans and black atheists the experience would be absolutely no different

so is this statement true or false?

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>>9112584

Name another restaurant that hires only white, happy, motivated, religious people - and ill tell you the name of another perfectly clean restaurant with an exceptional dining experience.

>>9110275
>expecting mcd nigs to have manners
new kind of autism

>>9110540
You can charge for water in California.

>>9112584
It obviously does you moron. If religion didn't have that effect, fedoras wouldn't complain about religion.

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>>9112705

Its pure coincidence.

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>>9112809
Go worship your sticks on which a jewish criminal was crucified by a bunch of semitic barbarians, idiot.

>mfw christians are as immoral and unethical as atheists.

https://news.uchicago.edu/article/2015/11/05/religious-upbringing-associated-less-altruism-study-finds

https://www.livescience.com/47799-morality-religion-political-beliefs.html

>>9109559
Peanut oil and a pressure cooker. Also, nice white kids who are both cheerful and competent.

>>9109609
>God sends the most attractive girls to eat and work there

and why the fuck is this the case? The girls that work at the chick-fil-a near me are all fucking bangin'.

Alright /c/ucks,
I worked on a video that showed Chick-fil-A's college program (basically a community college that gave basic credits)

It was like a damn cult. All students lived on campus including teachers.
Every morning, wake up at 5 am, pray, make breakfast, pray, serve. Everyone was "too nice"
Then, classes focused around being a "servant or christ". I mean, history, math, science, religion. They had to write a paper about proving god's existence in science. It was so fucking strange. By 5 pm, it was dinner. Usually chicken sandwiches. They prayed then sang some hymn then prayed.
Day after day.

I spent 2 weeks like this. It was nothing but a fucking cult breading people to be managers of their cult. Even the management was "off putting" they were too concerned with what we filmed. How we portrayed it.

I'll never eat there again. I do agree with them being 10/10 fast food but I can't support the cult of 17-18 year olds they're creating.

Hating faggots

>>9112741
I know their nigs are bad, but they're usually tolerable at best, at least where I'm at.

Chik fil a always has the best service, even at shitty mall locations.

>>9112798

Only for water bottles. You can't charge for a cup of water.

>>9112705

In n Out

>>9113200
Strange how the evangelical christians can look at themselves in the mirror and still utter, "muslims are satan's spawn." They are precisely the same. I predict the Abrahamic religions of Jew, Christian and Muslim together will reap the destruction of civilization. Keep eating your shit tenders fried by brainwashed evangelical zombies who look "pure."

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>>9113408

>>9109559

Health-wise, it's the best "fast food" you can eat.

> Whole wheat bun
> Mustard instead of mayo
> Chicken breast
> Unsweetened Tea

Instead of

> McDonalds
> Sonic
> Taco bell

There's really no competition, including their service. It always seems to be better than at McDonalds (including the inside of the actual building, it seems to be "higher quality" IMO.)

>>9109609

I think there's probably more to this than most of us would like to admit.

>>9113408
They aren't even remotely the same, you utter dipshit. When was the last time you saw a Christian suicide bombing? Pull your head out of your ass

>>9113408
>Jews are satan's spawn
> Revelation 2:9

Corrected for you

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>>9113478
>Mfw christians are nothing but worshippers of a jewish criminal.

>>9109559
Everything is marinated in the blood of homosexuals

>>9113605
I don't think so. They don't serve aids chicken.

>>9112584
>studying morals and ethics has an effect on morals and ethics
whoooaaaa

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>>9109559
catering more to white middle class rather than din dus.

>>9113408
yeah all those evangelical christians stoning rape victims to death and throwing fags off of roofs and beheading kids for listening to western music fucking christians amirite

What are you guys talking about?! There are many black people working and eating there. At least the ones I have visited. That food is WAY overated, too. The bathrooms are clean, though.

>>9110784
>Suburban (((New York)))
>with a chic-fil-a
Where mother fucker. In my area we have to make a pilgrimage to erie PA if we want some, everyone's done it, everyone knows about it, where is this NY chic-fil-a?

>>9113200

And you've published this "film" I trust?

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>>9113357
Hahaah if you think nig'n out is anywhere as nice as chick-fil-a then I have bad news for you.

I used to work at Chick-fil-A. I was there for four years. AMA.

>>9109609
>>God sends the most attractive girls to eat and work there
is this a nationwide thing??? Nothing but veronicas m8

>>9110333
>The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger.
?????????????

CFA doesn't have burgers.

>>9113958
It was all over Facebook about the one Chick-fil-a that opened in Manhattan.

>>9113108
>and why the fuck is this the case? The girls that work at the chick-fil-a near me are all fucking bangin'.
Chick-fil-a is "Daddy approved", and they will do anything for Daddy.

>>9112584
>desert semetic tribesmen
>Literal Biblical books were written by people of high prestige, and of those who had actually had an education

Here's your (you)

Bomb ass sauce
Good service because of strong christian values

>>9113976
I was payed to make a commercial video for their website campaign. As much as I'd like to make a second video highlighting how strange it all is, I'd like not to have to deal with the legal issues

they don't sell franchises

they offer them to managers that perform well

managers work hard for the chance to own their own gold mine

you can't become a manager without already being a regular employee for years

>>9109559
Lot's of fat fucks that eat fried shit.

>>9109559
No gays to fuck up the workplace

>>9109559
They know how to serve some really tasty cock.

Ex-CFA employee, worked there during uni and almost became a manager. The organization as a whole seems very focused on being decent. High priority on customer experience and generally caring about people. The owner/boss cared very much about developing people. And, to boot, despite my state having a high minimum wage, he always started people above that.

>>9109609
>>9115295-Anon here. The irony is that half our store was gay/lesbian- pretty much the whole front of house. And our very conservative, Christian boss knew.

>>9113016
>reliving doesn't effect you.
>oh wait it does

You just disproved yourself idiot.
>>9112798
You can, happens even in mcdonalds. There is no law in California requiring restaurants to provide free water. You only have to provide free water if you serve alcohol. In fact thanks to the massive drought they suggest restaurants don't

>>9110017
yeah, pickle brine is all it takes. i'll add to the they use better quality ingredients compared to other fast food places. but pickle brine is god tier

>>9115300
>And our very conservative, Christian boss knew.
aren't they the most likely to be banging the chicks and the dudes, gay or not?

>>9110540
thats some bullshit, at our Chick-fil-A, water is free, any size

The reason they are closed on sundays is so they drain the blood from the gay emoloyees, they have em, then they put the blood on the chicken and make it tender and juicy.

>>9115300
It's not really that ironic. Most Americans are good with any lifestyle as long as they don't have to hear about it openly and have it shoved down their throats. Live and let live

>>9109559
here's some insider Chick-fil-A tips:
chicken salad is going away permanently September 30th
new breakfast items in august
new "bowl" items in september
two new sides, mac and cheese and bacon baked beans coming soon, even as catering tray sizes

new type of sauce in november

trust me

>>9115846
Fuck off commie. Go eat some KFC with the other poor people

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>>9109915
Underrated

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>>9115977
>default commie response
>still shilling for the guy giving Putin blow jobs

Really makes you think, "how stupid can these people be?"

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>>9112705
Still this tho.

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>>9116022
Minimum wage for minimum skills

>>9110017
These, plus they were once cheap ontop of everything else. Slightly higher tier than regular fast food in quality + consistently clean + affordable = success. Then mommies took over and now it's Starbucks-tier

>>9116044
>I used the same word twice in a sentence, therefore the correlation can't be denied

Like trickle down economics theory, this kind of logic only works on stupid people.

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The secret menu item : Kimchi

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>>9116044
If my tax dollars have to be used to subsidize low wages for mega corporations, then that's not free market capitalism. That's the government picking winners and losers. And as a conservative, I am not ok with them interfering in the free market in this way. If the government I going to have a social safety net (and it should) then it is important that the government not allow corporations to abuse that safety net.

>common motherfucking sense

>>9116079
>$20 an hour for doing basic ass shit
Raising the minimum wage leads to cut hours and small businesses going bankurpt. Look at how well the $15 min wage is doing for Seattle.

Dumb, fat white southerners who are hopelessly addicted to it.

>>9116079
Minimum wage is meant to be enough for a single person to live on. The minimum wage implemented by FDR, as the 25 cents an hour would be enough for a single person to survive on. Not a family of four. You fucking socialist have no clue what you're talking about.

>>9115959
This x1000000000000

>>9109559
Ethics, food quality and customer service.
The busiest place in town to eat at for me but worth it. No matter how bad or busy it gets service is always top notch. The food tastes amazing and I never feel sick or get the runs eating it. They pay the workers 14 dollars an hour in my area.

>>9116339
>there is no excuse but greed to not pay $20 an hour plus benefits
>"good" buisenesspersons
You obviously have no idea how economics and businesses work. Have fun paying $50 for your next fast food burger you socialist scum.

>>9109559
the fact that their not popeye's or kfc

>>9116389
$200 min wage is too low you evil capitalist pig. $1,000 is the true min wage.

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About to start my shift in 15 minutes ask me anything.

>>9116343
Oh yeah man, remember when the federal minimum wage jumped from $5.20 to $7.50 in the 90s the price of a burger doubled.

>>9113425
>Saudi Arabians are muslims

>>9115962
The chicken salad thing isn't insider info. It's on their facebook with a link to the recipe.

>>9116860
oh yeah, that got released yesterday

>>9109559
They don't hire gays

>>9109559
Having good food
Having friendly service
Being sufficiently staffed at all times
Having fast service
Having higher quality (or perceived higher quality) for a fast food joint
Offering something unique for fast food (ie not just burgers and fries)
Standing by their principles

>>9109617
this guy knows

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>>9114000
Are you a hot, christian girl?

>>9110275
Yea their employees are way better than mcnigs and bk.

>>9115936
Its about who you give the water to, not if its free or not retard.

They don't bend over backwards for faggotry. I will give them money just for that, even if the food tastes bad.

>>9117398
Good question because the kinkiest wench I ever dated was the "good," "moral" and "proper" daughter of an evangelical preacher. She liked leather belts among other things.

>>9115616
CA only suggests that restaurants dont automatically give you a glass of water when you sit down since a lot of people don't touch it for the entire meal. I haven't been anywhere that charges for iced tap water; it's nothing like europe where you have to buy almost every beverage

>>9116009
dumb frogposter

>>9117655
The only tap water in fast-food is the bathroom and kitchen sinks. Everything else is filtered.

>>9109559
Haha o wew

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>>9114035
i want to mock you

but the type of girl who works there is that type of girl

>>9109559
Being from Georgia + pickle juice in their chicken. If you don't have pickle juice in your chicken, it'll taste bland.

>>9110540
They charge you for the cup.

>>9110017
The first time I went there, the register was operated by a qt black girl

>>9109559
Banning faggots

>>9109559
Same as Trump, based off hate

>>9120387
>>9120403
BASED

>>9109566
This, unironically

>>9109609
Someone told me chickfila was the best chicken, but I live in new york city so I never went to one. Honestly been thinking about going to the one in manhattan but I never got around to it, kinda dumb to go all the way to Manhattan for fast food.

But this shill thread is making me want to go. If I do there better be tons of qts.

>>9109559
They hire good people

It might be about the faith, but from what I've seen they hire only a specific type of person to work there

>>9120453
Fuck off back to /pol/

>>9116588
They kind of did. Compare then and now.

>>9109609
>>Satan sends in his gays to try to shut down the restaurant
>>God sends 4 times as many Christians to give the restaurant fantastic prosperity

my sides

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>>9120552
We got ourselves a triggered nigger lads

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>>9120689
Indeed.

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>>9120651
>jesus
>easy for a camel to go through the eye of a needle
>as easy as a rich man reaching muh heaven
>mfw jeebus sure enough helped a multibillionaire get richer

>>9109566
this. He is risen!

>>9109681
false, God hate fags.

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>>9121077
t.big haired church lady who thinks she's being personally attacked when someone says "happy holidays"

>>9116588
They did double though. A whopper used to be $1.

>>9121087
t. metropolitan jew who gets nervous and sweaty when he sees a christmas tree.

>>9110275
>usually get a spicy sandwich with pepper jack on top
>order a spicy deluxe sandwich for the first time
>there's no tomatoes on it
>boyfriend tells me not to complain
>eat my overpriced tomato-less sandwich silently
>feel completely violated
>the lettuce actually made the sandwich worse

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>>9109609
>tfw worked in a Chick-fil-a throughout highschool
>got 3 gfs from working there
>all qt ginger or blonde good christian girls from hickville, Florida
>slept with 2/3 of them
>got banging pay there and became nighttime floor manager
Thanks, Truett. Based hero that made me a man.

>>9122026
I left Florida and went to school at UVA

>>9122015
>slept with 2/3 of them

Which 2/3rd? Like... Anal?

>>9122053
Nah, but know a few girls from my tenure at a dorm that work there. They're not quite as pure as Chick-fil-a girls ;)

>>9122056
The blonde girl, Alexandra, was a total prude. Gave me a blowjob one time but that was the furthest I went with her. It didn't help that her dad was a deacon at the local Methodist church.