>Go to Greek restaurant >Halloumi and falafel on the menu

>>9106287
>be me
>In Montreal
>Mediterranean restaurant (or something like that)
>Do you have any tzatziki sauce?
>No! That's Greek!
>oh, sorry.

>>9106287
she gonna eat me?

>go to greek restaurant
>no dolmades

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

>Oh shit a Greek restaurant has food from countries very close to Greece

Lmao

Halloumi sandwiches are really good tho

Halloumi is God tier cheese.

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>>9106287
>Go to chinese restaurant
>Fried Chicken Wings on the menu

I feel really bad for people and restaurants in the shitty areas of town that have to cater to the "local demographic."

Sometimes the rest of the menu isn't half bad. For instance Zab-E-Lee in College Park Georgia has some of the most delicious Thai Curry I have ever eaten in my entire life and the owners are the nicest people. But they have the locals coming there 24/7 asking "Yeah can I get that 10 piece to go?" Fuck.. Thank god they at least get it to go...

>>9106287

Is it grilled halloumi? Cause that shit is kino.

>>9106287
greeks are opportunists. also they are middle easterners

>>9107038
>thread about med food
>cleetus comes along to rant about his former slaves
will you people ever stop with this shit? I'm tired of reading about your self-inflicted race problems in every thread

>>9107238
lmao

>Go to Greek restaurant
>wake up in hospital with crockery shrapnel lodged in brain

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>>9106287
>Go to Greek restaurant
>Eat Turkish food

>>9108190
Did some girl have her period on a 1960's Better Homes and Gardens recipe?

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>go to american restaurant
>see spaghetti on menu

>go to Greek restaurant
>Turn 360 degrees and go to Italian place because maybe I don't want shit food

>>9107038
>the thai restaurant is named 'tasty-spicy flavour' in thai
That's... Weird.
Guess it's better than one of the ones near me. Its name translates to English as 'Hello.'
Also
>implying thais don't eat fried chicken
Literally everyone eats fried chicken. Even vegetarians and vegans eat fried chicken. They won't admit it, but they do.

>>9106463
why would you get dolmas at a restaurant?

>>9110020
>why would you order food at a restaurant?

good question, I'm not sure you'd understand a response though

>>9107038
Pretty much every chinese restaraunt has wings from what i've seen. This is because it gives them a way to use up wing pieces and make a profit off of them.