my first time making a burger, how'd i do?

as a side note
i am too poor to afford buns

>>9105980
>glass table top

>>9105980
homeless/10

granola and nanners belong on pizza tho

>>9105980
>granola and bananas on a burger
do americans really do this?

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they taste a little raw though
when i flipped them, they looked like this
did i flip too soon?

>>9105998
>american

>>9105980
disgustingandpretentious/10

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they say cooking is an art

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quickly ran to the corner gas store to get some bread

>>9105980
>>9106001

I don't even know what is going on anymore. The human race needs an event. Nuclear war, super volcano, mass genocide, plague, comet/asteroid hit... fucking something.

>>9106036
fucking americans, can't even make their own creation right.

>>9106036
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU PUT BANANA IN A HAMBURGER? YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT. GROW UP YOU AUTISTIC NEET CANCER

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>>9106001
What in the fuck is that?

>>9106046
But have you actually tried it?

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>>9106014
>>9106036
>>9106044

We all know you pulled that shit out and ate it normally you faggot.

>>9106052
I will never try it cause I'm not retarded

>>9106044
This!!!

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>>9105980
>>9106001
>>9106014
>>9106036

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>>9106001
Is this the wrong brand of beef?
did i cheap out too much?

>>9106080
just get some lean ground beef and make your own burgers god damn

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>>9106045
>>9105998
>>9106005
He's Canadian you fucking autistic savant.

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>>9106001

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Jack did better

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>>9105980
These were the ingredients used

>>9106118
Kill yourself memeboy

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>>9106118
This is a mess

>>9106118
what are all those dishes on the side?

>>9106118
How was the great value pizza?

>>9106145
meh,
a little greasy
but it was a little too thick
when they make pizza like that, I guess they don't take into consideration that people don't have pizza cutters and have to eat it whole

>>9106118
what are those pills?

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>>9106199
my super male vitality

>>9106118
Open that bottle of pills right now and chug the whole thing. Please.

>>9106215
you can pop as many of those sugar pills as you want but they'll never make your fingers longer.

>>9106243
dude, fuck off
my fingers are normal sized
I've measured

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>WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
THIS IS THE SANDWICH POLICE, WE HAVE THE PLACE SURROUNDED. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!

>>9106277
What!?!? The sandwich police here? But i mad a burger, why would they show up?

>>9107475
Because a burger doesn't have bananas on it.

>>9105980
I know it's bait, but why did you think banana and half a granola bar on your burger would be good?

>>9105980
>first time making a burger
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