Stop! You have 10 seconds to find one flaw in this goddess. >Protip:

>eating grease covered pizza like a filthy amerikan pig

>>9101805
shut up your probabley aturk

It's shit but a whole pizza and a bag of what is basically crack bread for ~$8 is nothing to complain about

>dough made fresh every day ( or so they claim )
>still tastes like dogshit

>>9101803
didn't have the shit posted on the menu

wanted beef, onion, mushroom, and muenster cheese, but they said they didn't have it
>probably summer help

based pizza merchant

I unironically like them more than Pizza Hut. It's not great, but it still tastes better than Pizza Hut's fucking cakey crust. Pizza crust should be chewy and crisp, not spongey.

>>9101803
That is the ugliest goddess I have ever seen.

God damn did Hera and Aphrodite just fucking hate this bitch?

>How do we make something that not even zeus would fuck

>>9102386
Caesar was never a god you dropout.

Hungry Howie's is better budget pizza

>>9102390
I'm just going by what OP said.

Little C's allows me to buy cheep grain alcohol and hard drugs

>>9101803
That's not a goddess

>>9101803
1. It doesn't taste good
2. (((they))) offer awful pizzas at more than 3 or 4 times the value they are worth

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>>9101803
Pic related is a goddess ya goof.

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>>9101805
Spoken like a true kitchen dutch.

>>9102623
It's better than shitty frozen pizzas from walmart and cheaper than any big pizza place. Perfect for me.

The goatee

It reheats like shit. Otherwise, it's exactly $5 worth of quality.
The new extra version they released is a nice improvement, it definitely benefits from extra cheese and toppings.

>>9102369
It's because they use a lot of cornmeal. They genuinely do make it in-house every day though.

>>9102382
>I unironically like them more than Pizza Hut.
Both are horrible. Think about your life choices.

>>9101803
the pizzas are not edible when they cool down

The one near me always has a huge line out the door every day because they dont actually keep any hot and ready.

Read up on how/where they get their "tomatoe" sauce from. It's disturbing even by todays processed food standard.

>live in chicago
no hungry howies but i stil get their cheap delicious emails