Got a container of precooked boneless wings in the back window of a black car wrapped in plastic to keep the heat in. If the skies stay totally clear and blue, the sun should heat them up and in an hour, I'll have lunch.
>>9100186
And then when I get there, I'm gonna discard the container and walk around with a bag full of boneless wings while playing Pokemon Go.
I hope you enjoy salmonella.
>Pokemon Go
2016 just called, they want their shitty summer mobile game of the month.
>>9100188
TORCHIC used FOOD POISONING!
It's super effective
Operation Cook Chicken in the Back Window of the Car has failed. They were still chilled but a bit warm in spots. Tossing them in the oven now.
>>9100197
Nah, he'll just get botulism. Salmonella would be if the chicken wasn't cooked in the first place.