Toxins

Try harder, lad.

my man boobs are totally from xenoestrogens (introduced by international bankers) and have nothing to do with the fact that I consume 3000Cal/day in wine alone

right, OP?

>>9099544
It's funny now but it won't be so fun when you realise you're sterile.

>>9099555
But Anon I want to be sterile. Why do you what me to give Doctor Shekelstein my money for my vasectomy if I can get it for free from plastic?

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But it's the Jack-approved way of cooking omelettes

>>9099992
I don't think I could make a less appetizing looking omelette if I tried. I'm actually impressed.

This is dangerous. This is criminal negligence to suggest people eat food with boiled plastic.

>>9099992
Guess I'm not having omelettes for lunch anymore

>>9100850
u a dumb nigga

>>9099992
I wanna beat Jack from cooking with Jack to death

>>9099520
I work with a fucking moron that heats his food on a Styrofoam plate in the microwave all the time, It curls up and melts

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>>9099992
I'm pretty sure I can cook better than Jack, but I don't have a good camera or a kitchen well-equipped enough to make my own YouTube cooking channel.

>>9100850
>This is criminal negligence
No it isn't

Stop throwing around terms you don't know the meanings of

>>9099520
>this is bad but sous vide isn't
Hmm

>>9101688
I had a dumbfuck roommate for a few months who used to microwave Totino's party pizzas on top of the box. The whole apartment stank like burnt ink and cheap cured meats almost every night. Hope that retard gets cancer soon from his habits, I had so many reasons to despise him.

>>9099992
ooh baby

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Fucking Jack does it again.

>>9102233
>tfw I'm a complete baka and tried this with a steak in a ziploc, a pan of water, an oven set as low as it could go, and let it sit in there for like eight hours
I mean, it worked and it was an absolutely incredible steak, but I probably did it very wrong in some fundamental way.