>buy food item at store >label says "NO GMOs...EVER!"

I'd put it back on the shelf.

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>GLUTEN FREE!
>it's shampoo

>FUCK MY ASS

no thanks i'll just take a #2 with no cheese

>>9099319
That perfectly describes my reaction to just about everything at whole foods. Things I have seen:
>Gluten free candles
>Vegan dogfood
>Queen bee royal jelly supplements
>Pollen pills
>Cucumbers that had a card next to them that advertised them as BPA free
>I once saw a woman with dreadlocks sitting on the floor of whole foods playing a digeridoo

That place is the bane of my existence.

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poor people general

>>9099338
im positive that its a running joke in the supply industry now, adding that snippet

>>9099338
>>Queen bee royal jelly supplements
>>Pollen pills
Those are real things though.

>>9099386
Name one actual nutritional or health benefit of either of those things that you can't get from eating a balanced diet.

>>9099390
Royal Jelly is like an allergy medication, don't know much about bee pollen or whatever it was you saw.

>durr tell me one benefit of statins i cant get from eating a balanced diet

>>9099382
I'm from San Francisco. Hypothetically i'm pretty sure that if I became a drug dealer I could increase sales by advertising various drugs like that.

>Gluten free crack
>Fair trade meth
>Organically sourced MDMA
>Non-GMO weed
>Vegan heroin.

>>9099396
Is it possible for a doctor to prescribe you Royal Jelly or is this just hippie new age crystal healing shit?

>>9099402
How does it feel to be a subhuman retard? Does it come naturally to you?

>>9099338
>I once saw a woman with dreadlocks sitting on the floor of whole foods playing a didgeridoo
ahaha what the fuck

>>9099399
That actually sounds doable

>>9099338
>vegan dogfood
Also known as abuse.

>I once saw a woman with dreadlocks sitting on the floor of whole foods playing a digeridoo
That sounds like a joke that The Simpsons would have made in the late 90's/early 2000's.

>>9099407
It feels okay I guess.

>>9099399
>1 week later
Gluten free human in Mexico

>>9099462
Sounds like you and me need a kickstarter buddy.

>>9099610
Grass fed and cage free too.

>>9099396
>implying statins are the same as homeopathic bullshit

kys sweetie :)

>>9099319
I saw some bowls that had a gluten free label on them. Bowls.

>>9099604
This nut unironically

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>>9099692
Nobody is talking about homeopathy you luddite retard :^)

>>9099338
>Vegan dogfood
this better be a fucking joke

>>9099558
Not that I support doing this, but canines are omnivorous and could be fed off of a vegetarian diet, though, admittedly, an omnivorous one is the best choice.

Cats, on the other hand, cannot live off of a vegetarian diet.

The more you know!

>>9099319
>>9099696
That's baby stuff. I once saw a bottle of gluten free WATER.