Give me a quick rundown on Zima

>>9097883
Stole four of my stepmom's out of the fridge when I was six. Got drunk af and played TMNT on NES all night. I remember it tasting sort of like Smirnoff Ice.

>>9097883
Rusty likes zima

Great for hot days

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>>9097883

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>>9097921
>have to wait through at least 100 loops just to read the whole wall of text

>>9097883
>Give me a quick rundown on Zima

Some kind of malt beverage... supposed to leave you feel bloated. Never tried it, but they did sponsor Babylon 5 so I cut them some slack for that good deed.

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I remember the ads from like 25 years ago. Never had it though. It gets mocked frequently on WFMU as a beverage falsely portrayed as trendy.

>limited release
>hi def photo

HOL UP.... ZIMA IS COMING BACK!?!?!?!?

>>9097883
>Zima
Sounds like it should be an arthritis medication or some shit.

>>9097883
Gives me a quick rundown to a limited release.

>>9097883
Smirnoff Ice's Grandpa.

>>9097883
The only time I've ever heard anyone mention it was in that one episode of Archer where he finds out the Irish mob replaced his cancer drugs with sugar pills and Zima. No one I have ever met has ever talked about it to me before, and I can't remember having ever seen or heard of it before the first time I saw that episode of Archer. I was born in 1994.

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>>9098080
zima.com

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i had some in galveston ironically because my friend thought it would be funny
tastes like a rotten sprite, it didn't even give me a buzz

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Can I be the next 90s reboot?

>>9098187
>>9098187
Yes

>>9097883
I had a buddy who managed a beverage store across from a methadone clinic. The junkies used to get their meds & head right for the store for their Zima. Apparently, the combo of methadone & Zima gets you really fucked up.

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>>9098267
recovering junkies love sweet shit. their nightstands are loaded with gummy bears and other shit candy.

>>9097904
>four
Lightweight

>>9097883
chuhai with half the quality and twice the price. not even your only option for premixed alcopop now. avoid.

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I've been seeing Zima in the grocery/liquor store over the last couple weeks. Are they actually trying to make a comeback?

>>9098314
The only good thing there is Skittles.

>>9098364
I like Mike and Ike. Nerds rope deserves an honorable mention.

I bought the limited release a few weeks back. It's okay, it's basically like alcoholic sprite.

>>9098070

Why are all of those girls UGLEEE as sin? With the possible exception of the Asian girl in front of the guy with beer.

>>9098339
Limited run.

Protip: Mix it with codeine promethezine syrup.

>>9097883
>Give me a quick rundown
That's an odd way to say "redpill me"
cuck.

>>9098413
Cause your a weeb.

>>9098413
Makeup, clothes, and hair can completely change a woman

>>9098421
How to Die in Your Sleep.

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Just got back from the grocery store and saw this.

>$9 fucking dollars for a six pack, on sale

I don't know what they're thinking other than trying to appeal to nostalgic 90's kids who had the commercials burned into their brain as a child but were too young to ever try it.

Don't they realize that the beer scene has blown up in the past 25 years, and we'd rather buy a $10 bomber of a triple or something?

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>>9098627

>also saw this

As much as I hate summer, it does have it's perks.

>>9098631
is that a boy

>>9098187
>Gimme dat Joe Camel fade.
>Say no more.

>>9098631
>As much as I hate summer, it does have it's perks.

Like pedos creeping on 4th graders?

>>9098695

If those are 4th graders, and not high school seniors, things really have changed in the past 25 years.

>>9098627
>commercials burned into their brain as a child
The one I remember was the one where the guy is really hot and he's stuck to his chair and his fan turns off. So he climbs the wall because his sandals stick to the wall too and he trys to fix the fan. He opens a zima then he falls off.

>>9098732

What the fuck? You're supposed to drink it on ice?

>>9098732

...forgot link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HcEYxpAx8w

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>>9097883
All I remember is that my aunt would drink them all the fucking time back in the mid-'90s when I was just a kid.
She was also a cokehead during those days. I'm not sure if the two are related.

(she's off the drugs now though in case anyone cared)

>>9097904
>stepmom's
cuck

>>9098855
If I'd said "dad's wife" would that not be worse?

>>9098899
That sounds a little better

>>9097883
I remember the TV ads where these sexy ripped black guys were playing basketball and then they chilled by drinking Zima.

>>9098627
>I don't know what they're thinking other than trying to appeal to nostalgic 90's kids who had the commercials burned into their brain as a child but were too young to ever try it.

This describes me. And yeah, I'd probably pay $9 for the experience of trying it once.