Awful Pizza Toppings

>>9095767
But bananas belongs to pizza

Pepperoni.
No pizza deserves that.

>>9095770
Cheese.
Worst of the worst

>>9095767
That's pretty bad. My most hated pizza topping is those bulk sausage chunks that look like someone sprinkled little turds all over your pizza. I like sausage on pizza, but I like it either in slices or in finely ground and browned form. Those big chunks just look fucking offensive on a pizza.

>>9095767
Tomatoes.

I hate it when pizza has bread in it.

>>9095776
Sæm

>>9095772
>>9095777
>>9095780
Man, I wish those toppings didn't exist, amiright?

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Let's not forget broccoli on pizza. I bet satan force-feeds it to the underworld's inhabitants every single day.

Chicken.

air

Anchovies
Sardines
Olives
Mushrooms
You can call me a manchild to look mature but there is no debate that these are unequivocally the WORST toppings on a pizza.

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>>9095770
>>9095772

>>9095800
>I am a very fat American

>>9095767
ranch dressing

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>>9095800

>>9095767
Thousand Island dressing instead of tomato sauce. We got that shit when we visited Thailand. We didn't know... WE DIDN'T KNOW!

>>9096475
>>9096493
broccoli is whatever, but as a pizza topping? Nah.

>>9096495
That sounds like hell.

>>9096493
>eating pizza to force a healthy agenda
What country does this? What ever happened to a bowl of steamed brocc? Or a salad? Lets fuck a pizza up with broccoli, which only pairs well with itself
>inb4 cheese sauce to unhealthify it

>>9096495
Why would you order a pizza when visiting Thailand?

Anything sweet

>>9096498
>>9096498
Add some meat like pepperonis or salami and it becomes fucking great.

>>9096503
It didn't say anything that it would be dressing instead of tomato sauce either, so it came as a nasty surprise.
>>9096508
Because I've spent a total of four months in Thailand, and at the end of each month long vacation you start to tire of pad thais and want something familiar to eat.

>>9095767
OH FUCK WHY DID YOU POST THAT PICTURE I THINK IM GONNA HURL NOW
IM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK IM GOING TO BARF IM GOING TO ACTUALLY BARF OH GOD OG GOD

>>9096040
>mushrooms
Those slimy fast food canned mushrooms, maybe. But a good fungus on your pizza is godly.

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>>9096040
>Not liking anchovies on za

>>9096508
>he heard the cheese pizza there was incredible

>>9095767
Any vegetable that you think "huh this could be interesting in a pizza" won't.
I've had pizza with peas, pizza with beans and with cucumbers. Tasted like poison

a place near me does a satay pizza, its n2b. desu i dont really like any pizza and dont do dairy, but that satay pizza was okayish

Might sound weird, but I made a pizza the other day that was garlic olive oil for the base, seasoned red skin potatoes (cut into small pieces), caramelized red onion, chives, and bacon, as well as cheese of course. It was really good.

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>>9096040
>pepperoni
>pineapple
>black olive
>mushroom
>maybe bacon
>not the fucking best alt-hawaiian pizza

>>9097302
Hawaiian pizza is gross m8

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I think I found something even worse than broccoli on pizza.

Brussel Sprouts on Pizza.

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>>9097299
That sounds like something I'd orgasm over.

>>9097266
But broccoli on pizza is amazing

>>9095767
leaves

>>9095767
id try it

>>9095800

I've made some pretty mean calzones with broccoli in them. I'd imagine the same ingredients (chicken, broccoli, ricotta cheese, alfredo sauce) would go fine on a pizza.

>>9097517
That looks pretty tasty though.

I once bought a pizza that had mushrooms, feta cheese, caramelized onions, sausage, and spinach sprinkled with balsamic vinegar.

What I got was a decent pizza with a pile fucking leaves on top...not even cooked in, so they just fell off.

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Cheese and leaves pizza

>>9097517
Have you tried it?

Sounds actually really good in my opinion.
Would be good for a thin crust with an Alfredo base rather than tomato.

>>9098947
The original and the best pizza.

>>9097306
Pleb detected. Pineapple is the purest za.

>>9095767
I have an uncommon dislike, I do not enjoy salami and/or pepperoni on my pizza.

I think its very overpowering, which is ok if I just want it plain, but if you want any "special?" or pizzas with the lot it just kills everything else on the za.

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>>9098947

>tofu skin and cucumbers
i ate this pizza and iwant2die

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>>9095767
If it uses meat slices like this it's shit.

Pineapple and sea food on pizza is a big turn off for me.

Sweetcorn

DONT EVER GIVE ME PIZZA WITH SWEETCORN ON IT YOU PRICKS

>>9098593
Why'd you put broccoli in your underwear

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>>9095767
Any kind of sweet fruit on a pizza is absolutely horrible. Pineapples, bananas, etc are the worst possible pizza toppings.

>>9095770
>>9095772
>>9095777
>>9095780
Just eat plain sliced bread then, fags.

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>>9101034
>he eats peperoni on pizza

>>9095800
They taste great when you eat them alongside a meat slice. Great balance of flavors, assuming you enjoy broccoli to begin with.

>>9095800
Hey, fuck you buddy, White Pizza with Broccoli is my favorite

>>9098593
Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir.

>>9101468
Hey, fuck you buddy, I love calzones

>>9095800
why do people think broccoli has a taste?

apart from memetoppings like >fruits and >it's a someotherfastfoodza, i've never really liked meatballs. too heavy and damp, none of the spice kick of a good italian sausage.

>>9095767
Went to a nephew's birthday one year at a pizza joint that had peanut butter pizza... It was just a regular pizza, but before they put tomato sauce on it, they put peanut butter on the dough first, then sauce, then cheese, pepperoni... Tried a bite and asked the lord why?

>>9095800
I usually don't like broccoli pizza, but if you ever go to Mac and Mancos down in Atlantic City NJ, it's the only thing to get. The rest of their pizza is good, but the white broccoli pizza is out of this world.

>>9095800
>"broccoli on pizza ewwww!"

Are you some kind of fucking child?

>>9104566

I love broccoli. But on a pizza? No.

>>9096040
fish and olives I can agree with but mushroom pizza is delicious. Just as long as it's the fresh stuff.

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>>9095800
Shit's god tier, fag.

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>>9095767
This looks bretty gud, actually. Possibly even better than pineapples.
>>9095800
Great on white pizza.
>>9096040
kys
>>9096495
Better than mayo like they use in a few countries...

>>9095776
No one actually likes pizza sausage poopies, only the idea of sausage on pizza. When 100% of a group asks for meat lover's the meatless pies still disappear first.

>>9095800
I don't like it because it gets charred. I make a calzone if I want broccoli.

>>9095767
Pizza tailored to suit an east Asian palate is pretty terrible. Korean pizza is not good.

>>9104616
Protip: write letters with LaTeX if you want to do things the hard way but have even better looking results.

id get a feta, anchovie, bacon thincrust pizza and the day after when it was cold, flip it upside and put vegemite on it.

i know youll think im joking but i really did this. putting the vegemite on the bottom made the vegemite hit your tongue first

goddamn i want some now

>>9106339
>When 100% of a group asks for meat lover's the meatless pies still disappear first.
And as much as people here shit talk plain cheese or pepperoni pizzas, they're always the first to disappear when a big group orders pizza.

Really makes you think.

>>9106666
>When 100% of a group asks for meat lover's the meatless pies still disappear first.
check em, but your lying