>go to burrito place >they don't have any sort of hot sauce

>go to OP's house
>they only serve dicks

>go to ops house
>fuck his mom

Wew lad

>go to OP's house
>all the condiments are semen

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>go to burrito place
>they don't have any burgers or fries

do they not have salsa? what is "hot sauce" to you?

>go to OP's thread
>it's shit

>>9093221
There's salsa but it wasn't spicy.
Just want a little heat.

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>Want a real burrito
>Have to travel to the bad part of town with hella spices doing graffiti and knitting ponchos and other mexi stuff
>Get home with prized authentic burrito
>Thank god im white and enjoy my food

>>9093242
What's a real burrito?

>>9093491
One made by real mexicans with ghetto mexican ingredients

>go to Mexican place
>order cheeseburger and fries
Fight me.

>>9093233
Then order red salsa. Or green. Whatever fucking one is hotter.

>>9093517
None of them are hot.

>>9093537
No, you're just a hipster.

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>>9093667
Not thinking salsa is hot means I'm a hipster?

>>9093512
>go to Chinese place
>order cheeseburger and fries
>It's better than any meme burger from Five Gays or whatever meme burger place /ck/ likes this week

It's a nice feel

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>>9093203
Can confirm. Went to OP's house once. It was nice.

>>9093498
Is it made with authentic cholera?

>>9093127
>go to burrito place
>they don't have any burritos

>>9093242
shit dude i'd try to buy a poncho
i'd be all clint eastwood n shit

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>>9093127
>go to a burrito place
>1 shot of tequila
>"that'll be 9.99 please"