>bite into something hard in your food

sorry, I left my dick in your spaghetti

>>9090254
Always seems to happen to my brother when I cook. Break down a whole chicken, shred it with my hands, fingers through it to make sure I got all the bones out, and rest assured he's going to still find one.

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>>9090254
>when it's glass

>stray cartilage in the sausage

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>eating any italian food
>those stray fennel seeds that somehow got cooked until they turned into fucking diamond