Horse is the new chicken

>>9089565
Lucky bastard! Where'd you get it?

It's very lean meat. Don't overcook it and bitch about it being dry.

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>>9089569
Friend has horses

>>9089565
Surely you can make something better than sloppy Joes?

That horse has not even been minced.

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>>9089589
I'm drunk and tired

>>9089565
>>9089578
You're using horse, so you have no excuse to be a picky bitch and not use green peppers like you're supposed to. I will call you out on it if you don't.

>>9089589
Did you even look at the picture?

>>9089578
Ruined

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Wow that's super gamey for an animal that never lived in the woods.

Would not recommend

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>>9089599
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>9089570
It's fuckin dry

>>9089604
Probably due to what it was fed.

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I got this cat the place i got the horse. They probably used to play together kek

>>9089599
>MY MANWICH!

horse minced meat is mostly eaten raw, it has strong flavour by itself and gets really dry when cooked

>>9089637
>cats and horses playing together
Are you in fourth grade you drooler?

wait i thought this was a troll thread. who the fuck eats a horse?

just get some fucking beef. that's disgusting.

in fact, why the fuck would people eat deer, buffalo, or horses? serious question. isn't beef just like inherently better? and isn't it kind of disgusting eating horses? that would be like eating a dog.

>>9089709
>Are you in fourth grade you drooler?
>has never been around domesticated animals
i mean, op's a faggot for overcooking and not doing anything to treat an animal that has meat comparable to carnivores, but you're really trying hard to one-up him

>>9089713
Buffalo's better than beef.

>>9089713
This is a troll thread, but your bait is even lower in quality than OP's.

>>9089718
>thinks Amazing Animal Friends is real life

>>9089709
Never lived on a farm?

The dogs, cats, horses, chickens, goats, even the donkeys all get along and interact with one another.

Enjoy Jew York City

>>9089713
I shot the horse yesterday because it accidently got hit with a falling barn during a storm and had several broken bones. Farm owner (woman) said she would give me some meat if i came and put it out of it's misery because she has a broken finger and can't shoot.

Put a 10mm in it's noggin and got my meat later that day after the butcher came

>>9089746
she has 9 other fingers lol

>>9089757
You try and shoot a high caliber handgun with 9 other fingers besides your trigger finger lol.

My guess is it'll missfeed and recoil out of your hand potentially discharging again as you try to grab it.

Fucking brits lol. Talking about guns but have only seen pictures of them

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>>9089607

>>9089746
meh. i hope your evil meat tastes like shit

"tastes like eating a horse" - yeah that sounds really delish

>>9089769
I know It was so evil of me to not let a horse lay in the rain and die while trying to get up with several broken bones. But instead end It's misery in under 1 second painlessly

What did horse ever do to you to deserve this

>>9089764
nigga what r u talking about

>>9089764
10mm isn't a high caliber

>>9089764
>use middle finger instead of index finger
>suddenly gun is uncontrollable

>>9089733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGn_jYDjB1o
you're a straight up retard

>>9089592
>leaving a silicon rubber spatula in a hot pan
TRIGGERED

>>9089599
This picture sums up America to me.

>>9089815
silicone doesn't melt until like 12,000 degrees, man
silicon is an element btw

>>9089785
>MUH
>STAHHPIN
>POWAH

>>9089785
>10mm isn't a high caliber

Kek.

10mm auto is basically the .357 magnum of the .40s&w.

It kicks, Even in SF glock 20's

>>9089787
>holding a high recoil handgun improperly then suprised when the recoil blows it out of your hand or it missfeeds

Brits.....when will they learn.


Maybe you can redpill me on rental trucks and being afraid of firework noises now?

>>9089785
You meant to say
>ITS NOT A .50 DESERT EAGLE LIKE IN DA MOVIES

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>>9089599
>>9089604
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP RUINING PERFECTLY GOOD MEAT AMERILARD

>puts unseasoned horse meat in a pan
>dumps a can of manwich on it
>surprised it doesn't taste good
This board gets more retarded by the day

>>9089713
I prefer long pig.

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>>9089709
don't eat mr kittay please.

I heard horse is supposed to be fucking delicious. 'Murricafag though so I've never had the opportunity.

How could I possibly acquire horse meat that's been fed for butchering?

there's horse meat here (canada) and it's cheaper than ground beef, what should i expect if i buy it to make burgers for instance?

>>9089637
cool
what are you making with the cat?

>>9090362
Probably if you know any farmers.

I always found the stigma behind eating horse to be weird as hell. We domesticate animals solely for food sources but once we domesticate them for physical labor it's taboo? Fuck that.

>>9090380
I'm
>>9090362

I'm in Wa state, it's only around a 4 hour drive, maybe a bit more, for me to go into Canadaland. I've thought about it quite a bit actually.

Earned myself a DUI some years ago, I think it's been long enough (or very, very close) that I shouldn't be impeded at the border, hopefully.

I really, really want to try a horse steak at a steakhouse up there or something.

I'm surprised that you, being that you're in Canada, wouldn't know what to expect.

>>9089565
last time horse and sloppy came in the same breath the police showed up.
good times.

>>9089578
not any more.

>>9090478
I live in a highly agricultural area, and my parents are farmers, my grandparents were farmers, my brother is a farmer, my cousin is a famer, my uncle is a farmer, my aunt and her husband are dairy farmers, many of my friends are farmers or from farmers' families..........

Yeah, I know some farmers. None of them think of horses as food.

I'll try almost anything once. I want me some horse steak.

>>9090139
>ground meat
>good meat
??

>>9089768
There is every need to be upset when someone uses canned sloppy joe sauce and not a single fucking vegetable when making sloppy joes.

>>9089578
>>9090530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

>>9089565
Nay.

>>9090930
Pure, unbridled humor. You got me to stirrup a good giggle. Just a bit. I was laughing so hard, actually, that my voice is a little hoarse. Whinney you gonna come up with another?

>>9089565
>>>/mlp/

>>9089578
you mean had horses

>>9089599
browsing this thread, 'avin a giggle
then you stop me dead in my tracks, jaw agape

what kind of backwater fuckin bumpkin gets horsemeat from a friend and makes manwich sloppy joes? Dirt farmer single-wide trash, thats who

Chicken of the Stable

>>9091411
>yfw Poseidon was dude of the sea and horses

>>9091411
you mean chicken of the kennel... horse is normally dog food.

unless you are tongan.

>>9090147
Glad to find someone who likes long pig too :)