Why is American vending machine culture so bloody shit?

>>9089010
vending machine culture? there are grocery stores every 10 miles and convenience stores every 2 miles all stocked full of the best that the world has to offer. Why would I bother with a vending machine?

>>9089034
>all stocked full of the best that the world has to offer
>the best the world has to offer
>the best
i don't think so, tim

>>9089034
Well if you have social anxiety a vending machine is useful for avoiding human contact

Here's a real comfy documentary about Japanese vending machines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev93FNJy7Ws

He thinks there's a vending machine culture

>>9089010
>vending machine
>culture
>american

Hi Chang, please note that it's not just americans: every white person thinks your vending machine fixation is pretty fucking autistic. Some europeans might even call it gross.

How fucking fat do you have to be to even want a 'vending machine culture'?

Did the local mart revoke your motorized scooter license?

>>9089058
>chang
I found the ignorant racer boy eurofag, everyone

>>9089060
What does fatness have to do with vending machines? They're usually placed in locations that are convenient for walking to/from somewhere else. They have nothing to do with sedentary fat culture or laziness.

>>9089061
>gets called racial slurs
>ehi you are being racist
intended

>>9089058
Chang is a Chinese name not a Japanese name

>>9089070
Only a fat fuck would get hungry from walking between places and no one said vending machines weren't convenient, they're convenient for fat fucks.

Walk down an aisle sometime, Fatty McWeeb

>>9089045
Grocery stores all have the self-checkouts now though

>>9089089
They're all the same sub humans.

>>9089094
>hungry
those are drinks, anon
most of which have fewer than 100 calories, if not 0

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>>9089099
>Glorious Nipponese Master Race is the same as filthy Chinese Pig-Dogs

>>9089087
Pretty sure he meant racer like street racing, which is pretty ironic if he's a jap

>>9089099
I hate this /pol/ leakage. Just so you know my country of birth had the largest empire in Human history, you are also speaking my language, you dirty subhuman.

Fuck off with your race-baiting, this is a food board.

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>>9089114
Do you guys really drink kumis?

>>9089114
manlet detected. Prove that you are over 5'8"

>>9089114
Listen Giovani, you aren't Roman and we aren't speaking Roman, now make like a spaghetti and getti the fuck out.

>>9089128
>>9089136
By land area, pals

>>9089131
This is a food board, I'm not posting pictures of myself on a food board.

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>>9089010
>vending machine culture
Christ m8, I know the obsessed meme but this is a whole new level

>>9089096
I don't like going to the grocery store personally. I don't like seeing people I know. I like going really early in the morning, but the produce doesn't get stocked till around 9 which sucks. Just have to deal with it.

>>9089114
well said. I commonly diss Negroes and spice on other forums, but it simply does not belong on a food board

Mods please crack down

>>9089173
Spics*

My phone changed it to spice THREE times

>>9089174
Some of my best friends are spiced.

>>9089143
>>9089058
>>9089056
This is why Asian is the most successful demographic in the West, since Westerners can't even see beyond 6 feet in front of their eye.

Vending machine single-handedly remove the majority of low wage jobs, cut the price of merchandises, save time and prepare people for a fully automated service industry.

>>9089205
Why is the population density so high in Asia?

>>9089205
But don't people need jobs to live?

>>9089223
But it's not, generally. It's just super high in the parts that matter. Kind of like the West. Nobody gives a shit what happens in Xinjiang any more than they give a shit what happens in Kansas.

>>9089226
No. One day in the future, we will all live on NEET bucks.

>>9089010
because their minimum wage is exceedingly low, so stores can operate without having to have vending machines everywhere

>>9089205
Can't really argue with that though. Asians really are shaping up to be the model westerner. Not bogged down by ridiculous leftist nonsense, strong family values and a willingness to work their ass off.

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>>9089010
>vending machine culture
>culture

Anyways I think it's because America is very "spread out" compared to other countries; aside from like one or two really dense cities, nobody really walks to get around, pretty much everyone drives or rides a bicycle. It doesn't really make sense to drive to a vending machine or even a cluster of vending machines instead of driving to a full store with a better selection, so vending in America never evolved beyond soda machines in malls and offices.

>>9089060
>Japan has large "vending machine culture"
>Has second highest life expectancy

>America has almost no "vending machine culture"
>33% obesity rate

>>9089010

>vending machine culture

what the FUCK are you talking about, DUDE??

>>9089450
This. If I didn't have a car I couldn't leave my house, i can't imagine life without a car

>>9089053
>BEGIN Japanology
My nigga, their episodes are always comfy

>>9090136
I went through all of them I'm pretty sure. I love Peter Barakan, even though he can be awkward as fuck sometimes, just like me. he's like a little gnome

>>9090136
>>9090143
i just started watching these the past couple months.
They are so mundane but I cant stop watching them.

I feel like they let peter say whatever he wants and I love that.

>>9089010
i just go into a store and buy

>>9089010
Found this thing that explains why Japan has a lot more vending machines than most other countries: https://www.quora.com/Why-does-Japan-have-better-vending-machines-than-America

Basically they have the right combination of factors to make setting up vending machines for everything everywhere highly profitable.

>>9089010
Don't know. But I'm American and I'd rather go to a store. Vending machines are rather depressing to use imo

>>9090190
That's pretty fucking cool.

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>>9089673
>put shoes on today
>got diagnosed with cancer
shoes cause cancer confirmed

>>9089010
I wish we had nifty vending machines too. If I ever visit Japan I know I'm going to be obsessed with the goddamn vending machines.

Mostly cause coke and pepsi own every vending machine.