>grabbed pic related without reading the box thinking they were cheeseburgers
>they're hamburgers
how do I cheeseburgerify my shitty frozen hamburgers? I have slices of colby jack that I meant for my turkey sandwiches for work, can I just tear a few of those up? will the top bun come off?
>>9086906
Pop open the vag to vent and squeeze cheez whiz in it.
>>9086906
Just eat them as is. Hamburgers aren't as good as cheeseburgers but sometimes it's nice to have a plain ass hamburger. McDonald's plain hamburger and White Castle are perfect.
>>9086912
lewd
also I don't have Cheez Whiz but I have real cheese
>>9086926
no
cheese is essential
>>9086927
Just cook the damn burgers, peel the bread off, and stuff with cheese, and slap whatever pieces of bread you have left on it.
>>9086927
>but I have real cheese
not if you're american you don't
>tfw no White Castle in your town and you are stuck with the frozen version
>>9086941
colby jack is real
Burgers with American cheese < Burgers with no cheese < Burgers with literally any other kind of cheese
>>9086933
It is not essential.
>>9086954
yes it is
I will fight you
>>9086966
1v1 me IRL bro i will end ur life
>>9086992
come at me bro
burger without cheese you might as well eat a meatloaf with a piece of bread on the side
>>9086998
I think you meant, "come on me bro"...faggot
>>9087002
I think you meant to post on >>/lgbt/ bro
I just want a cheeseburger not gay sex
>>9087010
So you want a bunch of meat in your mouth....? sounds gas as fuck to me brah
he said "come ON me" not "come IN me" so it's not gay, dumbass
>>9086906
Buying these the other day was the worst mistake of my life.
>>9086927
return it and get pic related
mmmmMmmmmMmmmMMmmmMMmm
>>9087053
quiznos
>>9087053
that's only for saltine crackers
>>9087038
frig off
>microwave hamburgers
I wouldn't care if they have cheese or not because they would go right into the trash without coming close to my mouth.
>>9087085
sorry to offend your refined patrician palate, monsieur
>>9086906
Jokes on you cheeseburgers are degenerate.
>>9087098
>cooking board
>microwaveable american shit in the shape of hamburger.
>>9087070
he's not even fat
>>9087106
>trying to discuss haute cuisine on 4chan, the land of tendies
take your Michelin stars and go back to red d it
>>9087112
>t. fatty in denial
>>9087112
>stomach twice as large as chest
Yeah sure bud.
>>9087119
>haute cuisine
Or just normal food.
>>9087061
>saltines
sociables and easy cheese are the only combination
Don't trust people who don't like White Castle. Unless they try to tell you that White Castle has good fries.
>>9086906
w8 a second m8 are you seriously asking "how do I place cheese between my bread and meat sandwich?"
If you couldn't figure this out without posting on a russian faberge egg collection board for ideas you might have a serious problem
>>9087258
There's absolutely nothing wrong with white castle crinkle cut fries, you son of a thousand bastards.
My favorite White Castle is jalapeno doubles with chicken rings stacked in between. White Castle is for when you're shitfaced.
>>9087290
Maybe it's just the ones I've been to but I've never liked White Castle fries. They're nowhere near as crispy as I want them to be.
>>9086912
>Pop open the vag to vent and squeeze cheez whiz in it.
This
>>9087053
do americans really eat this?
>>9087345
do non-americans not really not eat not this?
>>9087345
That, and so much more bb
>>9087112
frig off randy
>>9087346
No, we don't. In fact it's not even for sale in supermarkets should we wish to buy it
>>9086906
>frozen
>cheese
>hamburgers
Everything absolutely everything about your taste is such absolute shit
Burgers incredibly overrated
Frozen food always trashworthy not as bad as canned food but then again everyone knows that shit is for dogs
Cheese really cheese kek fat globules in america are not even from actual milk for the most part and still to day its a must OMG please just please inject cancer now why wait its for the dake of humanity and save the rest of us from your shitty existence
>>9087345
Yes white trash swear by it same as plain wonderbread
>>9086926
>go to McDonald's
>order cheeseburger
>they ask if I want to add cheese for 50 cents
>nothankyou
>receive hamburger
Thesevare always at my grocery outlet. Ive gotten then before and theyre just. Definitely not worth $4-5 that it usually is. Maybe for $2, i have a weird perception on what food should cost. Was just at target looking at lime/chili fritos and the little bag was 3.49 fuck that.
OP here
put Colby jack on the hamburgers
bretty gud
>>9087951
what
>>9086906
Get cheese?
>>9087345
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