Nice hiss

definitely rancid

alright...

When there's no hiss, you just know it's probably gonna be some fuck.

>>9083095
I've never smoked before but he videos kind of make me want to

>>9083300
Not worth it m8. Expensive as fuck and really fucks with your physical/mental state.
t. smoker

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Hey, it's edible!
wait no, it's rancid

>>9083300
Go ahead and smoke but cigarettes are terrible.

>>9083300
Please don't it's so bad for you. Also makes it harder to get an erection.

>>9083300
all these 12 year olds. if you can smoke a cigarette from the 40s like he does i would try it, smoking one cigarette doesnt make you addicted, its not crack

>>9083095
nice

>>9083368
*takes another bite*

oh yeah that's rancid

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His latest RCI video is ultrakino
>ywn be as handsome and rugged as Steve
not nice

MRE Shaggy Rogers is the most based man on Earth.

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>hmm
>mm
>hmmhmm
>oh
>hmmm
>oh wow
>that is awful

Is this the /friendsimulator/ general?

>>9083646
I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds this shit hilarious

Can anyone explain why some food that old is still good and others rancid? I understand stuff separates over time, like oil, but I don't get how everything isn't just poisonous.

>>9083300
there is probably a world of difference between an 80 yr old cigarette and one from 7/11

>>9083661
>ywn be as handsome and rugged as Steve
why not?

>>9085095
Hi Steve!

>>9085313
hello anon

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>>9083368
Hot off the presses.

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>>9083661
He is quite handsome and seems like he would be prime bf material
>you'll never live with Steve in his bunker during ww3 as he hand feeds you german chocolate from ww2
>he'll never hold you in his strong arms as he smokes 70 year old cigarettes
>tfw no homo
>>9083737
Some stuff probably got contaminated with an anaerobic bacteria that could survive the low oxygen conditions in the cans

>>9085680
gays are fucked in the head desu

>>9083752
old tobacco doesn't really taste like anything, the nicotine breaks down so you don't get a buzz or anything. it's like smoking a cigarette that got wet and dried out.

>>9085322
wouldn't doubt him being on here honestly, someone on /k/ noticed a remove kebob patch on his shelf

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>>9085654
Nice.
Let's get this onto a tray.

>>9083646
Well

It's edible

does he even eat normal food?

If i invited him over to my house, what would i even give him?

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>>9087447
wanna impress him? a dozen russian pork fat foil tins.
about $550

He looks like Big Cass.

His best video hands down is the WWII energy chocolate and cigarettes. What a fuckin find this is, and the way it's still palatable today is cool. The chocolate especially seems like an amazing piece of food-engineering

https://youtu.be/hmdLnPGZ0Rc

>>9087566
Has he done any Soviet rations? I'd love to see that.

>>9087580
WWII German* chocolate and cigarettes, excuse me

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>>9083661
>tfw you see Steve uploaded a new vid
Aw yeah time to sit down with a cup of tea and embrace the comfiness.

>>9087588
2*

>>9087580
kino

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>hmm, this [dish] isn't as good as I was hoping it was going to be
>ah well, I'm happy with it. I'm happy with most things. And I always will be.

I forget which video he said this in but it made my night. What a good dude.

>>9083661
>looks like an 80's porn star
>is actually the purest
Is Steve the pinnacle of gap moe?

>>9083661
I never served but from the folks I know who did, it's obvious Steve is the pinnacle of veteran-dork

Who is this guy?

>>9083095
Heh.

Nice.

>>9087642
Nice!

>>9087641
Steve was never in the military.
He became interested in MREs when his dad some some for him as a kid

>>9087642
www.youtube.com/channel/UC2I6Et1JkidnnbWgJFiMeHA

He taste-tests and reviews MREs, modern and old, and is very positive and chill. He's like if Bob Ross decided to subject himself to botulism instead of painting.

>>9087663
Bob ross had to eat some of the MRE's he tests

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>>9087582
not yet, but here's hoping

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>>9087606
amen
his positivity is breathtaking

>>9087582
>>9087680
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgICbOwP7NQ

Not necessarily Soviet but still Russian. This is one of my favorites.

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>tfw normies will soon get to him and he will never be the same again

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Fun fact: Steve can read like 5 different languages.

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>>9083095
>when he's visibly struggling between tasting some obviously spoiled food and doing the right thing
I can't take the tension.

>>9087695
When he starts doing munchpak unboxings he is dead to me

>>9087699
ニース!

>>9087714
>not ナイス
Gaijin get out.

>>9087693
is good
i've had that rice. it's aids

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>>9087699
How does he do it!? I must know!

>>9087580
I think he mentions that in the vid but that chocolate is still produced today, and it's real good. I buy some regularly.

Why do his hands shake so much in newer videos? I'm worried about him

>>9087848
But anon you can't kill what's already dead.

>>9085707
Wrong. Watch the videos.

>>9087580
Did he just eat 4000 calories worth of chocolate? He ate a whole disk and said it was 8 pieces per disk and 500 calories per piece,

>>9087884
500 calories per tin.

>>9087845
He might film them right after lifting, you can see the barbell callouses on his fingers.
My hands usually shake after a good workout.

>>9087580
I disagree. For me, it's the 5 man 24 hour ration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkWM6mz_JVo
Perfectly preserved canned bread, peanut butter, a whole can of coffee instant type 1, and best of all, FIVE packs of smokes when he was expecting them to either be gone or totally destroyed. This is the happiest he's ever sounded.

>>9087680
This is a Russian Federation 24 hour one Kot ration. It weighs slightly less than three pounds, and consists of Blini and Cmetaha. Let's see what this looks like on a plat-Nice!

>>9087884
500 calories per tin, and the new ones have 16 wedges per tin. You can get the red ones (best) and the blue ones on Varusteleka.

>>9083357
>smoking is expensive
How about you stop smoking several cigs per day, weak addict?

>>9083300
Don't.
t. 2 packs a day

>>9089006
How do you go through two packs s day? Are you just continuously chain-smoking?
I only need like 2 smokes a day, some days I don't have any at all.

>it's a steve is defeated by a ration episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db19pT9lnZc

>>9083095
Nice

>>9087699
proof?

>>9088724
>We just gotta grab life by the can and pull the key off

That's pretty deep, man.

>>9089017
>Are you continuously chainsmoking?
I work at a call center. Take that as you will.

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>>9083300
Try cigarillos or cigars instead of cigarettes

>>9083095
Those are the same Jelly Bars as the one in the 1957 CRI he posted yesterday; they looked genuinely tasty in that one.

>>9089948
The jelly bars always looks tasty

>>9090008
Not when they've oxidised like in the OP's picture, but the '57 CRI one was the freshest looking one I've seen in Steve's reviews.

>>9087660
I'm honestly surprised. It's all in the posture. I guess it just comes from being a military nerd.

>Takes a bite of something
>Hear immediate regret in his voice

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>>9090346
>mhm
>augh
>cmon

>>9090719
literally me

>>9083646
*finishes the entire thing*

yeah, that's enough of that

>>9087580
>Eats an entire thing of 75 year old chocolate
How is he not dead yet?

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Most more Steves

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>>9091322

>>9090940
He dies and his followers put him in a cave.
Three days later he comes out, looks to the sky and says "Nice"

>>9090940
Lots of people asking that in his videos. Seems to be the most common comment he gets.

>>9083737
i don't know that many details, but some foods last a very long time, others go bad relatively fast

honey for instance can last hundreds maybe thousands of years
other foods go stale or unpalateable but are still basically edible

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>>9090747
and me

>>9083095
isnt he dead by now? or did he finally posted a video

>>9090719
>>9083368
>Somebody saved my OC
Nice!

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>>9083721
>>9090719

>lets plate this up
>nice mkay
>this looks gnarly
>not stopping me from tasting it
>mmm
>hmm
>heh
>not very palatable
>yeah this is rancid
>surprisingly it's not stale in the slightest bit
>in the later parts of the war~ wow that coffee
>these cigarettes are unsalted

I've watched like 8 hours of this man eating MREs and netflix, the history channel, or the food network need to give him a show

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>>9083095

>>9091965
This is an ancient Roman bread and meat ration. Produced from circa. 57-83 AD, this ration was designed to feed a legion for one day! Alright, Let's get this out onto a tray
>Video cuts to several piles of dust sitting on a tray surrounding a petrified loaf of bread
Nice! As you can see, these are in great shape! Let's start with this vegetable ration
>Camera zooms in on one dust pile
That's in such great shape, I just can't help myself
>Grabs a pinch
Hmm... Tastes vaguely of grass and dirt.. No, that's not good at all
>Grabs another pinch
No, that is not edible. Let's move on to this meat ration.
>Camera zooms on other dust pile
Now, this would have been chicken or mutton, no real way to tell now except a taste test
>Takes pinch
Hmm... You know, I can kinda taste the meat here.... Tastes kinda like chicken... I gotta have more
>Takes another pinch
>Camera cuts to tray missing one pile
Now here we have the real star of the show, the bread. It kinda looks like a rock but this really is in remarkable shape. I'm gonna try and cut it
>Pokes it with P38, chipping it slightly
No hiss
>Footage speeds up as he slowly chips away at the bread
Hmm, didn't really break up evenly. I can't wait to try it
>Camera cuts to face cam, loud crunching can be heard
Hm.. No, this is definitely rancid. It's leaving a sort of mouldy film on my teeth as I chew it... I'd probably die if I took another bite
>Takes another bite
Hmm... No this is terrible
>Cuts back to tray
What an experience. Anyway, this is Steve1989 off MREInfo. Hope you liked the video, and I'm gonna be comin at ya with something new. Or old! See ya!

>>9092121
this would make for a good april 1st video

>>9087699
He actually uses a translater.

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>>9092121
you know he knows. 1961 west german survival episode
>man these germans make emergency survival actually seem pretty
CUT TO PLATE
>nice~

>>9083095
nais...

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Nice

>Just think, that cow's been dead for over 60 years

Fuck you guys, I've been stuck here for 3 hours watching this dudes vids.

>>9092121
jej
Delectable post

>>9092697
wtf how? I watch about one before I sleep sometimes but that's it.

>>9091331
They say that every time he rises you can hear a nice hiss

Do you think after Steve has a nice long pee after waking up he says "Nice piss!"?

>>9092741
I bet when Steve's playing authentic WWII vidya and a sniper barely misses him he says "Nice miss!"

>>9089050
>Fuck it this is too gross even for me
>Cuts off camera

... Woah.

>>9089050
Yeah this is rancid.

>>9092741
>>9092843
Someone should get him a pet snake.

>>9092981
Steve strikes me as a cat kind of guy, and they hiss too.

>>9091322
It's really hard to be in a bad mood while watching Steve, dude doesn't look like he's let down that often.

>when the meal is savory and mildly tangy with a slightly sweet undertone

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>>9083300
>I've never smoked before but he videos kind of make me want to

Pack+ per day smoker who has given up on ever quitting (nothing works) and I'm here to tell you that smoking the stupidest fucking thing ever.

$68.49 for a carton of cigarettes every week and I get absolutely nothing out of it, other than maintaining my addiction to nicotine that comes from smoking cigarettes...

>>9093279
I smoke a pack a week and find smoking very enjoyable.
Nice break to clear your head space when at work or that first smoke of the day or when you're at the bar; the best place to socialize is in the smokers pit.

>>9083357
>>9083374
>>9083406
>>9089006
>>9093279
How? Like actually how? I've literally been an off and on smoker for a decade now. I go months without smoking and then occasionally I'll buy a pack but I never smoke more than 2 a day when I do. The only time I ever smoke more is when I drink and I haven't smoked while drunk in a dog's age. Am I just some kind of anomaly?

>>9093366
you don't actually enjoy tobacco you just smoke to look cool in front of your friends. aka you're a massive summer faggot

>>9093377
>t. pathetic tobacco addict
Bro, just because I can smoke for pleasure and that's all doesn't make me some kind of faggot. People drink for pleasure all the time without being alcoholics. You're obviously just weaker willed.

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>>9091331
Time to quit the internet. There will be no better response than that.

>>9093279
>nothing works

Try not being a pussy, it works 100%

this guy makes me hungry and sick at the same time and has made me absolutely crave saltines and some weird flavor jam on top. today i was eating it and i thought of him and a nasty ration and lost my appetite

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>>9087695
no hiss

>>9093396
dude just take summer classes or something, don't you have anything better to do than look cool on an anonymous image board?

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>/ck/ hypes up this guy and tells me he eats old gross shit
>Watch several episodes
>He never eats anything gross

Just like Five Guys Burger and Fries, /ck/'s hype is much larger than its bite

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>>9091331

>>9087580
His hands shake too much

what episode has the chesterfield cigarette that he always references?

>>9095624
Old ass expired MREs are pretty gross dude. Hell MREs in general are pretty damn gross.

>>9095624
He posted one literally three days ago where he basically put on HAZMAT when he opened the tins:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd0mWi-E_sI

>>9096198
Oh dear

>>9096198
>Oh wow that's-

>I think that's still fine

>That's amazing

>Yeah that tastes totally weird

>Um, oh no

>Well

He's too good

>no hiss
Disappointing

Do we know anything about him?

>>9097750
He's a landscaper in Lakeland, FL

>>9097750
He's a nice man

>>9097750
he eats and reviews military rations as a hobby

when he stares off in to the distance with a look of regret or apprehension on his face, he bears a passing resemblance to reviewbrah. Separated at birth? Is he reviewbrah's older, more alpha brother that offers advice on reviewing strange foodstuffs?

New vid!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sf4mK3Th18

>>9097838
Reviewbrah was frozen. They were originally twins.
>>9096166
He linked to it in his most recent vintage ration review when he references it compared to the chesterfields it comes with. There should be a link.
>>9092225
This is the best shit and he does it so rarely.

>>9092476
the only fucking food worth eating in that ration is the food for thought

>>9088724
Yeah, this one gets my vote for the best. This food is older than I am, and somehow less rotten.

>>9093377
>>9095492
not even him but I'll sometimes smoke a pack over a week then not bother for another 3-6 months.

Maybe if you're not doing it all the time you get more out of the taste? I genuinely enjoy it.

Drinking on the other hand....

>>9097761
>tfw Steve-senpai lives in your state

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AoEllyXO7g
This one is one of my favorites.

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>>9090940
>thing

>>9100118
Thing is a SI unit, nerd.

>>9083300
One smoke per month won't fuck you up and gives you a mild, pleasant high.

But cigarettes are *awfully* addictive. It took me like, 3 days of smoking 3 times a day to get addicted. And there's not a trace of that mild pleasant high nowadays. Just a craving for a smoke.

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>>9100141

>Heh
>hehe
>hmm yeah
>mmmhm mm
>that cola bean
>that thirst provoking dryness
>I don't understand
>*trembles profusely*

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>>9083721
>>9087606
>>9090719
>>9091965
>>9097564
>>9100328
>all these quotes posts
>no "check this out"

>>9096198
>"oh wow, you don't really see RCI's in this good a shape anymore"
>every can is fucking corroded except for the pears
Why were you hiding him from me, /ck/?

>>9100167
i smoked twice a day for a month and quit really easily. everyone is different

>takes a snake by it's tail and smacks its head against a table
No hiss

Hands down, this is his best video yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WrtJpgofAc

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EVEN HOTTER OFF THE PRESSES

I had a dream about Steve the other night. He was sitting by himself in a prison cafeteria enthusiastically reviewing the food on his tray. I stood by and observed him but he never acknowledged me, he just kept talking to himself in between bites.

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>>9093673
>>nothing works
>Try not being a pussy, it works 100%

LOL, but it’s true.

I’ve tried the nicotine gum - burned my mouth like Alien acid blood.
Nicotine patches - did absolutely nothing to stop the craving.
E-cig - I can hit it 20 times in a row and still want a real smoke
Zyban pills - literally made me crazy for two days, I was crying one second, then flying into a rage, then laughing like a moron at nothing.

A co-worker’s father-in-law was a 2-3 pack a day smoker until he went to some acupuncturist across the border in Windsor Canukistan and supposedly he quit over night but died from lung cancer a few years later, so what’s the point?

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>>9093366
> > Pack+ per day smoker who has given up on ever quitting
>How? Like actually how? I've literally been an off and on smoker for a decade now.

I'm guessing it's genetic.

A buddy of mine used to only smoke when we were at the bar and he'd burn thru a whole pack in one night and not smoke again for a week or two.

My dad on the other hand, smoked like chimney (probably 3 packs a day) and when I started at 16 (49 now) I almost immediately went to a pack a day habit.

which is the video where he gets sick?

>>9101019
>E-cig - I can hit it 20 times in a row and still want a real smoke
Get stronger juice. To be fair, you're also addicted to all the other shit in a cigarette that's addictive. Tough it out my friend.

>>9101314
Looking to get a vape, what's a good flavor to get that isn't some fruity boysenberry shit? Nothing worse then walking into someone's vape cloud and it smells like women's perfume

>>9101329
Goddamn right. If you have a shop around you, which even most Midwestern small towns seem to have nowadays, go there and see if they do samples of taste. Be warned, you'll probably get the type of crowd that you're exactly expecting to be there.

If I had vaped recently I'd tell you but I used one to quite smoking last year. It took 9 months but It was the best move I ever made.

>every time someone is talking to a soldier he talks about how terrible army rations are
>Steve always makes the fresh ones look and sound delicious
Is it because the man eats everything?

>>9101305
pls respond

>>9101369
Soldiers just like to bitch.

>>9101369
i was in the marines from 2009-2013 and the mres during that time kicked ass

my favorite was the beef ravioli

>heat up main meal
>turn main bag into a bowl
>pour hot main meal into it
>mix the jalepeno cheese spread
>crush up the crackers and mix them in as well

nigga...

>>9101369
Steak and potatoes arent that bad, right? Now imagine having that for a year straight. That's why they bitch about rations.

>>9100018
this is the cover of my new mixtape.
>all the tracks are either episode titles or quotes of his

>>9083095
>Speamint chicks
Which video is that?

>>9101419
How were your shits?

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>>9100927

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big thing about Steve that bugs me is that he smokes indoors with a bunch of cool shit that is very susceptible to smoke damage

>>9095790
He makes vids after heavy lifting, dude is ripped as fuck

>>9101467
Just went to look for it because I had seen it before but I can't seem to find it.

>>9101467
>>9101898
Found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYX24F77Ab8

>>9100835
>eating those rancid biscuits and describing how terrible they are
>video cuts ahead and he's eaten four of them and continues to nibble on the rest, still talking about how bad they are
God I love Steve. The absolute fucking M A D M A N

>>9100956
I had a dream where he worked at a convenience store and called me a faggot, it was fucked because he would never be that kind of guy

>ugh this smells terrible
>I'm not going to eat this
>eats it

The absolute madman

>he doesn't drink coffee instant

When will Steve get a chinese MRE?

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>>9087606
>Steve keeps going knowing that he'll have a new MRE to get out onto a tray
>we get to share his excitement and satisfaction when he gets a nice meal

>>9102570
He already did one.

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>>9083095
>old german ration
>it says ZYKLON on the can
>Nice hiss

We should all pitch in and get Steve a trip to Natick Labs.

>>9083661
>remove kebab to steve's right

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>>9089050
Oh dear

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>>9091331

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>>9103000
>old german ration
>>it says ZYKLON on the can
>>Nice hiss

oh yeah, this can has seen better days

>That's rancid I'll toss it over there

I love how Steve just eats an old biscuit or something from the same packet expecting it to taste any different from the rancid one he discarded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y5uyuoWPUk

>when Steve falls for the ruse cruise

>>9085990
N I C E

>after a month+ wait only two new videos

FUCK I NEED MORE

>>9087845
the ones where he shakes the most are the rarest ones, I think he's just excited

>>9101419
My roommate is in the guard and after drill one time he gave me a case of TOTM meals.

Any lasagna or ravioli I knew I was gonna like.

I gave him this idea for the "patriotic sugar cookies." I asked if he ever got a hold of milk at drill and he said they sometimes do. I told him to mash up the cookies in the pouch and pour milk into it for a half assed cereal.

>>9107727
There's other guys doing it but steve is my favorite. There's one kid whose youtube channel is called Alduin Hearth. He's an annoying Filipino furry but he gets a hold of a lot of modern rations from different countries which maintained my interest enough to deal with him.

>>9093377
>implying going months without a dart then having one and feeling weak in the knees isn't the best shit on earth

all of you who can't stop smoking I got one word:

W E A K L I N G S

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>>9108234
>wanting to live

>>9108227
>being so close minded and living such a wretched life you need meds just to dull your selfinduced misery
I mean fine if you keep I to yourself but quit embarrassing yourself

>>9108234
Not even beginning is the only solution. And i don't care for these "but I did what now?.." Lost your memory, develop a second personality, whatever. I know it won't end well for me, my father was a 2 pack a day chain smoker and he died from beer fried brain at just 55.

stop posting garbage in a cute thread

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>>9108227
>feeling weak in the knees
>over a cigarette

>>9101305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db19pT9lnZc
This one or pretty much any one where he tries cheese spread.

>>9108288
shut up loser

bumping with kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z2XRsWYs_I

>>9083300
smoked 6 a day for 2 months and quit without issue, these addictfags need to get a grip

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>>9109283
>2 months

>finds out there is milk in the cookie he just ate
>"oh boy"
his channel is great tho