Would you try out human meat if the stigma was removed?

>>9078754
Without a doubt

I would try it even with the stigma.

>>9078754
looking at human meat like any other sort of animal meat, i think it would be trash, people just eat gross food and i think it would taste bad, a person who would have good cuts of meat would probably be fit and eat well and those types of people probably wouldn't want to be eaten in the first place, only weirdo suicidal or mentally ill people would want to be butchered.

>>9078754
No.

nah I don't want prions

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>>9078754
Hell no, the stigma is the tastiest part

>>9078754
You can't even have sex with someone without getting riddled with diseases, imagine actually consuming their flesh.
Is there an intestinal condom to prevent absorption?

>>9078801
You don't eat cow either then?
You know fuck all about prions, faggot.

>>9078754
The stigma is the best cut, so no.
Actually, I would eat human as long as it didn't mean someone was murdered for the sake of it. I think I might feel a little weird about eating a male, though.

>>9078754
I'd probably fuck a corpse before I ate it. I'm not huge into pork.

>>9078808
>thinks you get STDs every time you're """"intimate"""" with someone

Don't worry bud, you'll be a vergan forever

>>9078758

This

>>9078754
I would give it a shot provided it was safe to eat, and the person it belongs to wasn't murdered for it. It'd be worth it just for the experience.

seeing as I am a hill shill

YES

>>9078754
Only if she's a virgin.

How is it prepared, though?

If I gotta eat a roasted baby, it could be a little difficult. Choice cuts or pulled punk or something maybe.

>>9078801
It's incredibly unlikely you'll get prions unless you eat the brain.

>>9078754
only if its a girls meat. eating man meat sounds really gay

>>9078754
No because human meat is known to have adverse effects on the human body

Id like to swallow a whole live baby and feel it kicking and screaming in my stomach while it's slowly digested.

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>>9079042

You can pull my baby punk

honestly, probably

>>9078842
Yeah, the stigma of being a fucking cannibal you idiot.

>>9078754
I'd want Hannibal-san to lovingly prepare me a few cuts.

>>9079086
Women who don't have kids before their ovaries dry up say crazy shit like this.

>>9078754
>Implying that I haven't eaten Human meat before.

You fellows need to travel around the world a bit more.

Cooked Human tastes like gamey pork, the Leg is very tough and stringy, but it could have been how the mourners cooked it. In certain areas of the Carib, there are those who eat their dead, a sort of "living on inside your descendants" It's a very backwards belief, but it's a culture, hence the entire point of traveling worldwide.

Most people who'd eat Human meat if legalized and the health risk were to somehow disappear, would just be le edgy contrarians who would eat ground up human meat patties served at the obscure grocer, however you wouldn't really find it served anywhere other than poor countries where they use meat substitutes as the meat itself is very poor in feel and too similar to another commonly available meat source to really be of use.

Pretty much its the pork equivolent of Roof Rabbit, if the morality thing isn't a problem that is.

>>9078758
Yeah

This board went to shit very quickly.

>>9078754
The problem with human meat is the disease issue. I'd eat it if I was starving, but I would never choose to eat it if other options existed.

Human tastes like pig
Just eat pig
Cannibalism is bad for you

Yeah, because finally the tables will have turned, and it will not longer be my meat disappointing someone else.

Muh disease
Muh prions
Muh vitamin poisoning from organ meats

Has nobody here ever opened a fucking book?

>>9080850
>>disease
irrelevant because cooking. we're not talking sashimi here.

>>prions
irrelevant because we don't eat the brain or spine

>>vitamin poisoning
I'm not even sure that would apply to humans. It's only certain animal organs which have that problem, mainly arctic ones like polar bears or sled dogs. Even if the problem does exist with humans it's easily avoided by simply not eating the liver.

>>Has nobody here ever opened a fucking book?

Speaking of doing research, it turns out that a significant percentage of humanity is actually immune to prion disease due to natural selection from cannibalism in our past. It's pretty fascinating, read about it!

>>9080872
You do know that was exactly my point, right?

>>9080872
"muh" means roughly "I don't like thing but can't bother explaining why thing is bad, or maybe I just have no explanation"

>>9080877
>You do know that was exactly my point, right?

Nope. Which is why I replied the way I did. You might want to work on expressing yourself better.

>>9080889
see
>>9080879

Welcome to 4chan. Feel free to lurk for the first day at least before trying to school people here on how to talk.

>>9080917
I've been here for a decade, foolio.

The problem with "muh" is that you never know if it was meant ironically or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w61HI9ewCo

think id rather starve.

>>9078758
I agree

I'd probably eat an East Asian free range female.

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>>9078754
Only if i was starving

>>9079064
i wonder how they found out

>>9078754
Nope, aids n' shit

>>9081026
holy crap, the Russian famine was worse than the Holocaust in terms of total death count. There was so much death in the first half of the 20th century. We are lucky that nothing like this happens today, where millions die over a relatively short period of time.

No, for the same reason I dislike the idea of eating dolphin or chimpanzee.
My moral philosophy doesn't like the idea.

>>9081136
The German famine (and internment of German civilians in concentration camps) following WW2 was also worse than the Holocaust.
But our history books aren't crammed full with that, are they?

You can legally eat human meat. Just cook some placenta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDIB_JDZ8hw&t=305s

>>9078754

I've eaten placenta pâté.

Underwhelming.

>>9078754
>>>/soc/

>>9081891

I can't find anybody saying human placenta tastes good. But if you want to legally be a cannibal just for the fuck of it, that's the only way.

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>>9081152
>lose a war
>thinks he has a right to complain

>does not belong to the ethnicity holding the power
>thinks he has a right to complain

kek, hohols and krauts are hilarious

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>i want prion disease : the food

Only if it was from a qt grill

>>9078754
Definitely.
>>9078805
Underrated post.

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>>9078754
>risk contracting KURU
NOPE

Animals at the top of the food chain generally tend to taste worse, while herbivore animals tend to taste better, so maybe, but only if it came from the body of a vegetarian.

>>9082065
just don't eat a nigger then

and if you don't want mad cow just don't eat a brit

>>9078754
Doesn't human meat fuck up your brain or something

Yes 100%. I would anyway nevermind the stigma, just as long as it's prepared properly and in a 100% legal situation.

>>9078849
You're a sick fuck.

You only get prions if you eat infected meat. It doesn't magically happen just from any kind of cannibalism

>>9080872
>irrelevant because we don't eat the brain or spine
>when spinal fluid leaks during slaughter
Lab-grown human meat yes
Wild human meat no

>>9082294
only from the head and spine

>>9078754
no
unless it was like from a live person who gave it willingly

>>9081152
Maybe if you never get passed freshman year of highschool. Kids are taught about the inhumane treatment of German citizens post WWII before and during the Berlin wall.

>>9082396

Just eat your waifu's placenta after she gives birth:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ceBxQSRLrg&t=1s

>>9078754
I'd rather not potentially shorten my lifespan for a bite of exotic meat.
If there weren't any health issues that could arise, then sure mang.

>>9082702
>All of those downvotes
I don't understand the stigma of eating placenta after childbirth desu
It's not like anyone got hurt.

>>9082797

I've eaten beef kidneys and pig intestines, so I could deal with placenta. People are just pussies.

Depends on the person.

If it were some indigenous bushman who eats the closest thing that could be considered a natural human diet? Yeah it would probably be interesting. Some first world fuck who lives on processed food would just taste like residual preservatives and additives though.

>>9078754
>would you X if you lived in a universe geared towards X
Like, what's the fucking point?

>>9082307
no bully plz

only as a beautifully prepared nigiri

>>9078754
I think it's called "smegma"

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Why not just collect some stem cells and grow human meat in vitro?

>>9080293
....yeah right

>>9078754
Absolutely. I'd try it given the chance with the stigma. Anything but the brain anyway.

>>9078801
Afaik prion is related to the brain / spinal cord.

I wouldn't try human meat either way. I mean it's pretty stupid.

>>9078754
No.

>t. Mutumbu Kang

>>9078754
Hillbilly chilly
The all American burger
Surfer and turf
I would very much like to try human.

>>9078788
Nah a tasty person would be fat and eat mostly fat and sugar.
The muscular portions of normal meat are those tough brown parts.

>>9082657
Not in America

>>9078754
t...thats fake?

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>>9078754

>>9082702
That is the most fucked up disturbing shit i have seen on the internet
I didnt even care when i saw an isis child execute a prisoner, but this is some satanic shit

>>9078754
What do you mean I already have. It's just pork only saltier. What stigma?

>>9078754
I would

Does anyone have an idea of what it might taste like?

If the human volunteered to be eaten, then vegans could eat it.

>>9087438
edgelord

No, it's not good for you. Don't want to go crazy.

>>9088809
Yeah it's a rich read meat like filet steak but with some chicken flavour as well. Saw it in a documentary where a guy had a little bit of muscle removed from his leg by a surgeon

>>9080841
kek

hell no
people are already put off by all the chemicals and anitobiotics we have to use to treat animal meats
the chemicals and garbage in the human body would be just nasty; i would not eat it

>>9088815
and vegan vegan's would only eat other vegans

>>9088815
that would still come down to personal choice i'd think

>>9078754
No because im not interested in kuru

>>9078808
>Mucous membranes well served by a network of capilliaries
>Literally a bag full of Hydrochloric acid

Hmmm really canoodles the ol noodle

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for every slab of human meat that you don't eat, I'll eat three, teeheehee

>>9082807
>Steak and Kidney pie
>lets ruin some nice tasty meat by chucking in piss filters

>>9078754
what's the stigma?

>>9078754
Human meat has prions.

>>9078754
No, because humans do some gross ass shit.

>>9078754
Already did.
Not very interesting. Reminded me of kangaroo. Pretty dry and not very flavorful. At least I won't have to eat people again.

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>>9089819
No. Parts of CNSes of any mammal could though.

>>9078754
Only if it was yours.

>>9086823
Yes they do
t. american

>>9078829
>I think I might feel a little weird about eating a male

Now whose the fucking faggot, faggot.

I heard it tastes like venison.

>>9078754
I would try human meat if it was legal. Stigma? Who cares.

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>>9090529
"I don't want man meat in my mouth"
"Oh wow, you must be gay"

>>9090448
/thread

>>9090367
>kangaroo. Pretty dry and not very flavorful
You overcook your roo, fucking idiot. It's eaten rare, cooked at high temperature for a very short time. "Well done" means grossly overcooked leather for kangaroo meat.

>>9089634
underraided post desu

>>9078754
With the shit we do to ourselves we would taste horrible.

Having said that, I would taste it.

>>9078758
I'd go as far as saying that the stigma is the best part.