my pretty retard of a gf just ate 2 of these RAW, not toasted

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You can't possibly be this stupid, can you?

nah she's safe, all the harmful bacteria is excreted from the Nooks & Crannies®. it's the store brand muffins you need to watch out for

>>9074531
what?
its partially cooked biscuits, everyone knows they need toastin'! except retards.

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Superior muffin coming through.

>>9074635
Moron

>>9074526
She'll be dead within hours.

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>>9074526
>My gf
I'll put some stuffin in her muffin.

>>9074526
Eating those raw produces mustard gas.

>>9074526
>calls his gf retarded when it's actually him who's retarded

>>9074526
>normies are actually this retarded

Natural selection will purge them in time.

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>>9074526
Don't breed, because you're both fucking retarded. In fact, I hope you both die.

>>9076227

Calm down. I'm pretty sure they're both retarded.

>>9074526

OP, call your local poison control center. My safety data sheet says that this type of thing is a type b poison... you should have her drink milk and induce vomiting. I hope you have some ipecac on hand...

>>9074526
Yeast infections dude.

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>>9074611

>>9074526
Dont worry, she'll be fine anon. Good on you for caring about her though.

>>9074657
this poster knows truth

>>9074526
Those are crumpets not muffins

>>9077210
end your life stupid slut

>>9074526
>uncooked flour.

Lolno. They're obviously cooked, you can see the browning from where they were baked.

>>9074526
Your retard girlfriend must feel good knowing that she has a retard boyfriend to look out for her well-being.

>>9074526
Be sure to not try anal for the next couple of days and you'll be fine.

>>9074526
It makes your dick fly off but fortunately she doesn't have a dick to begin with.

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That's pretty mean to go online and call your gf a retard, don't be a bully OP