These shits are a fucking disgrace to humankind.

>>9074298
Agreed. One of the few times in my life I was unable to finish a bevvie because of how disgusting it tasted.

>>9074298
drank two after not drinking for 2+ years at my coworkers funeral, vomited everywhere, had to be driven home. the groom helped me into the backseat of a car. it was so humiliating.

i miss them.

>>9074841
Wait, the groom? At a funeral? I've never been to a funeral. There's a groom?

>>9074298
They were baller when they had like cocaine and meth in them. Then they went pussy mode because a couple of college retards died.

So yeah, now it sucks.

>>9074298
I drank many many many of these in high school. Mostly the watermelon flavor. Pairs well with a blunt full of shitty weed

>>9074298
Wish I could try one

>>9074298
>>9074298
They used to be good till stupid college kids fucked everything up. Now none of the stuff that made them good is in there anymore, just high alcohol. I loved them Like liquid cocaine ... you could drink 2, get totally fucked Up and party for hours.

>>9074864
U know u can drink good booze and take a caffeine pill or even just drink jaeger bombs/vodka red bull/irish coffe/ whatever and have the same effects. Its just alcohol and caffeine

I still like them, but I'm an alcoholic. I only drink them on vacations with buddies though when we want to toast to the sheer ridiculousness of life.

>>9074841
>when you drink so heavily weddings and funerals start to blend together

>>9074874
Yeah, i know but it's just not the same.

http://gizmodo.com/5889806/faux-loko-the-diy-drink-i-shouldnt-be-telling-you-about/

>>9074851
And a best man

>>9074874
Yeah but is it loko in la cabesa?

>>9074298
One of alcoholisms final bosses. I can't believe I use to drink 2 of these and a 12 pk of natural ice every day on average and manage to go to work the next day

>>9074841
Seek help.

>>9074298
As a liquor clerk in a not so nice part of town I can tell you that only the worst of the worst drink these things. Mostly prairie niggers

I took two quad stack rolls and went to a party and my buddie started a chant to get me to beer bong a four loco gold.

8/10 was pretty fun

>>9074841
Shit, son, get it together.

>>9074298
I really wish I could find them in the UK.
I've looked in so many different shops for it, just because I want to try it since it's spammed on here a lot.

Worst shit I've ever tasted and I wish I never did. I chugged one on spring break in high school. Big mistake

>>9074856
Watermelon was like drinking acid. We only had it, lemonade, and fruit punch.

>>9075332
Union Black is a similar experience imo

When I was 15 my mom caught me chugging one and threatened to call the cops.

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>>9074878

>>9075332

Its really not even worth trying. Imagine the most sugary syrupy alcoholic beverage you can then times it by 1000 and thats what these are.

>>9075332
Ill send you some if you send me some frosty jacks matey

>>9075332
http://fourloko.com/find
There you go, buddy.

>>9074851
oh, im sorry. it was a wedding.

>>9074878
>redhead cries laughing

>>9074298
Was Sparks similar? Because I drank that before.

>>9075332
>I really wish I could find them in the UK.

I'm sure you can find sugary, high-abv malt booze everywhere on the planet.