I wish to be the fattest man alive. what should I eat?

>>9073848
Everything

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High fructose corn syrup

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Secret Weapon

Men fatter than you

Rogan josh.

>>9073848
As much as possible. Preferably all in butter.

>>9073972
this

conquer your rivals

Absorb their power

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>>9073848

Largest inflatable raft you can find.

grains. It works for people as well as livestock.

>>9074227
So he has to eat /v/?

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>>9073848

>>9074739

Is this real?

>>9074743
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-breaks-into-a-burger-king-and-drinks-gallons-of-deep-frying-oil/

>>9074749
>florida

of course

>>9074739
>>9074749
Why is it always fucking Florida? What the fuck is wrong with Florida?

>>9074743
>>9074749
It's fake. Fictional site for fun.

>>9074869
Shit flows downhill.

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>>9073848
Just follow this mans diet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZZXJHOKINs

Just follow the sumo's diet. It's not completely garbage food.

Look up Chanko Nabe.

>>9073848
The current fattest man alive.

Hang out with Jonah hill when he realized he doesn't get roles being thin

>>9073848
1 American should be enough

>>9074739
Hey Beter

>>9074999
The guy had to eat over 100 large pizzas a MONTH, the guy gained like 150lbs in 3 months.

>>9073852
I came into this thread to see how long it took until someone said this.
(you) deserved this

>>9073848
Talk to /fit/
Do opposite

>>9074743
Totally.

100% real.


American by chance?

>>9077332
SS+GOMAD is a meme
Read the sticky
Eat big to get big, c'mon
5 scoops, c'mon

Sounds like a fool's game to go against that to gain weight.

>>9073848
Americans

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>>9073848
I came her to say a bullet but technically this man beat me to it.
>>9073852

>>9074227
Highlander