Toast

The guy who invented the toaster is an unappreciated genius when you think about it.

>>9072532
butter and vegemite

>>9072532
>because it's already dehydrated
That's actually backwards. Stale bread contains more moisture than fresh bread. Google it.

>>why
different moisture content.

>>9072555
this

>>9072532
Hard to pick a favorite toast spread. I like apple butter, strawberry jam, lemon curd, and sometimes even pepper jam.

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>>9073150
>lemon turd
Disgusting

Olive oil is another good one not mentioned yet.

Peanut Butter + Strawberry Jam + Blueberry Jam

The jam depends on the season and what I have on hand. Thankfully I have easy access to tons of strawberry preserves, but if I can, mixing that with some blueberry preserves or maybe even some blackberry preserves is a great breakfast.

>>9072532
A slight buttering, liverwurst, and then a slice of cheese.

(I prefer provolone)

>>9072550
"What're you doing there Tom?"

"I'm making a machine that'll ever so slightly burn bread into a different consistency."

"That's retarded no one well ever want that."

>>9072532
Just smash an avacardo on it and be done with it

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I like chunky peanut butter on toast.

>>9076042
>avacardo
Retard.

you can store a loaf of bread in the freezer for a long time put slices straight in the toaster and it comes out perfect

>>9072532
>unsalted butter
Why is this board so fucking autistic