Rate my dinner.

>>9072405
Yawn

READ DA MAYONEWS/10

>>9072405
epitome of /fit/cuisine/10.

>>9072535

looks a little carb-heavy. but still more complex and healthier than bread.

>>9072542
>looks a little carb-heavy

I don't even want to fucking live on this planet anymore. What a bunch of fuckin morons...

You must be white as fuck.

>>9072405
Is your tummy bothered OP?
I only eat like this if I have a serious case of the shits.

>>9072548
Assblasted /fit/fag spotted.

It looks as close to crippling depression as food can get

>>9072553
Wish I were whiter.

didn't you put ANY spices on that chicken? Christ.

>>9072405
Looks like Joe Rogan himself created this amazing dish... can I have the secret recipe plz?

>>9072405
>Potatoes aren't mashed
>Dry potatoes
>Peas and Carrots seperated, not connected with a sauce
It's shit

>>9072405
Bland.

>>9072405
1/10 and the only reason you get that one point is because it at least provides a healthy source of nutrients

>>9072656
this

>>9072405

Do people actually eat raw chicken for the memes here?
Jesus christ hope you get diahrroea

>>9072405
You have not honored this chickens life.
The chicken died in vein.

>>9072405
Looks a little too spicy for my tastes.

>>9072405
Not that this is your picture, but if anybody else here eats like this, what do you have for breakfast and lunch?

>>9072405
Boiled/10
Learn to do literally any other method of cooking and you'll be rewarded with flavor.

BONE APPLE TEA

Chop them up into cubes, throw in some dill pickles and some mayo as well and you get a 10/10.

Add spices or a sauce, and cook the chicken in a pan or in the oven and you have a perfect dinner.

>>9073442
Jack is that you?

>>9073442
What the heck? You want him to eat a SALAD for dinner? The poor guy will starve to death.

The fun part is how no one noticed that this food is raw

>>9072405
raw chicken?

>>9072405
>No salt or pepper on the protein

Kys anon

>>9072405
Bland shit/10

>>9072405
And who says English cuisine isn't good?

>>9074778
Just a little undercooked. If you hear clucking, that's just freshness.

>>9074820
Me. I do.

>>9072405

If you served me this I would ask for some kind of sauce as insultingly as possible.

any time you want to cook a chicken breast, put some olive oil in a pan, salt and pepper it, get the oil nice and hot, sear each side and turn it down to low and cover. Then take a thermometer and confirm that the absolute center of the breast is 165f.

Perfect chicken, every time.

Do Americans really eat this?

>>9076491
>may I have some umbilical cord juice with this fucking abortion?

I hate it when people say "White people eat bland food" umm try again sweetie ;) >>9072405

>>9072548
Same

>>9076529
Retard. If you put a thermometer in the pan it'll explode. Europoors and their fabrications.

>>9072405
This looks like the reason for the "white people can't cook"-meme.
>heated up some peas, sliced carrots and 6 1/2 potatos
>put some half-raw chicken breast or whatever next to it
>calls it a meal

Did you use at least salt for the potatos?

>>9072405
No salt, no pepper, no flavour. Here's your (you).

looks like shit

>>9077240
wtf are you makingg!!!!

>>9074774
the food all looks cooked.
I guess the fun part is you don't know shit

>>9072405
Midwestern housewife fare by way of Norwegian 20-something.

>>9072654
this guy gets it

>>9077240
Jesus Christ

>>9074774
>>9074778
Looks baked to me