>open mustard to squirt some on sandwich >opening is covered

>>9068914
Pick it out then, Reddit frog.

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>>9068914
>He buys the wrong kind of mustard.

If you're not preparing it fresh you're doing it wrong.

>>9068924
Judging by the ebin frog he's American and thinks mustard comes out of a bottle.

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>>9068930
Mustard does come from a bottle, you obsessed Euroidiot.

>>9068937
That's not mustard. That's some kind of flavorless yellow paint.

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>mustard hasn't been used in a week
>try to use it on sandwich
>only disgusting clear mustard juice comes out of bottle
>break completely soaked
>sandwich now inedible

>>9068961
shake the bottle dumbass

>>9068937
How does it feel to know you're global scum?

>>9068959
>That's not mustard

Yes it is.

>>9068914
>squeeze bottle of ketchup
>watery shit comes out

>>9068961
That pic makes me think of what Lenny did to the rabbit

>>9068991
>not making your own tomato sauce

>>9068991
shake the bottle dumbass

>>9068987
How does it feel to know you're a moron?

>>9068997
Spoiler: George is a closet fag