I am Colonel Sanders, founder of the KFC restaurant franchise. Ask me anything.
>>9067635
How did you revived, are you a zombi?
>>9067650
I actually never died.
I was cryogenically frozen and revived.
>>9067635
What do you think of your new KFC commercials? Which are your favorites?
>>9067689
They're annoying and stupid, in my opinion.
>>9067635
do you see the irony in hating niggers yet having them be your best customers?
>>9067635
Could God fry a chicken to such a temperature that even He couldn't eat it?
>>9067635
What are the secret 11 herbs and spices
Spooky thread
Do u know zozo?
>>9067741
He ain't even real.
>>9067756
I don't even know them all. I only know 9/11 of them.
>>9067756
Itys commercial bullshit, what colonel really had invented is a pressure frier.
>>9067765
And you're not even the real Colonel Sanders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDC8EuSLKLw
http://www.godupdates.com/colonel-sanders-accepted-jesus-testimony/
>>9067635
Can I have your autograph mr chicken man?
>>9067799
Watch your fucking mouth you faggot or I'll eat your ass like a 12 piece chicken strip meal.
>>9067805
Colonel Sanders' faith is Christian. You are an imposter atheist.
>>9067635
Why did KFC get rid of the Twisters? Those things were actually good
Are you a fan of Socialism?
>>9067635
Where did you hide your phylactery?
>>9067657
Lies. KFC is fresh never frozen
>>9067832
I was in heaven you dumbfuck. I didn't see no god there