Why do Ukrainians do this?

Tastes good.

How could you not figure this out on your own?

>>9067488
those are some tiny ass leeks, the ones I get around here are always 1inch+diameter.

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>>9067505
>leeks

2/3rds fat.
>That is where the flavor is guys!

>>9067488
Ukrainian and Russian: caлo, Romanian: slănină, Serbian: cлaнинa, Czech and Croatian: slanina, Hungarian: szalonna, Belarusian: caлa, Bulgarian: cлaнинa, Polish: słonina, Latvian: speķis, Lithuanian: lašiniai)

all the slavs do here, and as a slav myself, its fucking god tier with some fresh scallions

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>>9067505

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>>9067511
>>9067556
>>9067792
Don't know what you kids are on about, those are leeks, not scallions.

>>9067505

you're a fucking retard gtfo

>>9067488
I wonder if we'll start seeing more of this in Poland due to the ukrainian cultural enrichment

>>9067797
The picture has scallions faggot

>>9067505
4/10, got a bunch of (you)'s

>>9067488
its godlike

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>>9067488
That's not "Ukrainian". That's common all over Europe. In Austria we call it Brettljausn. It's awesome.

>>9067538
I usually dryer, smoked bacon with onions instead of scallions, because that kind of bacon is prevalent in the coastal region where I live. But whenever I can, I try to get some soft bacon, and accompany it with salted soft white cow cheese covered in cream.

Food of the gods.

>>9067923
Is that kangaroo meat?

>>9067956
Yes + kangaroo balls.

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>>9067956
kangaroo meat has little to no fat

>>9067488

wait, so you just eat it like that? I'm mostly concerned about meat texture, raw bacon is chewy yo

>>9067488
I only like it very thinly sliced and straight out of the fridge cold.

>>9067991
Where are his nipples lol

>>9068036
in the pouch
i think theres just the one

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>>9068036
Inside the female pouch

>>9068041
I see no poach, just balls

>>9068044
males dont have pouches

>>9068047
So where are the nipples then?

>>9068074
males dont have nipples

>>9068075
Why?

>>9068077
they dont need them

>>9067488
>Ukrainians
yeah, okay

>>9068080
So why we have nipples?

>>9068087

We are less evolved than kangaroos

>>9067923
and tiny portions are eaten with every shot of liquor

>>9068087
Humans are an unnatural species, and we've been genetically engineered

>>9068087
Because we're mammals. Kangaroos are marsupials and keep the young in the pouch while feeding them with a nipple there.
That said, how is this shit eaten?

>>9067505
Th-those are scallions (spring onions), not leeks, Anon.

>>9067538
Italian: lardo

Also, Romanians, Hungarians, Latvians and Lithuanians aren't Slavs.

>>9068009
Not sure about the other countries, but in Switzerland and Italy, we slice it paper thin. The fat should be almost see-through. And you eat it on bread. It's delicious and each country seasons the meat differently, so there's a lot of regional variation. We use pepper and either dry rosemary or dry sage, while in Hungary, it is, of course, seasoned heavily with paprika. Pretty sure all versions include garlic in the cure.

>>9068087
We are a much older species than kangaroos, humans have been around for hundreds of thousands of years at least, kangaroos evolved somewhat recently from a much larger animal the abos wiped out dozens of millenia ago

>>9068087
cavemen used to rub their nipples to survive the long winters
kangaroos nevre had this problem

>>9067535
>what is bacon

>>9067991
fight my champion

>>9067505
t...those ar..are...
fuckit have a (you)

>>9069580
Makes sense since we dont have fur and they do. Thanks.

>>9068087
I once knew a girl who had a third nipple.
It was kinda on her side about 6 inches below the pit. It didn't have much of an areola but was definitely a nipple.

>>9067538
so... the Latvians call it Speck, and most of the rest of you agree that it's more akin to a salami?

>>9068087
because until week 8 a fetus' gender is undetermined. If no Y chromosome exists, you become a female by default.

>>9068246
>Because we're mammals. Kangaroos are marsupials
both are true statements
of course, kangaroos are mammals as well
http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/mammal/marsupial/marsupial.html

>>9067956
Austria , not Australia
.

lmao

>>9068897
they are quite literally slavs in denial

>>9069580
Winner