I like beer, but hate beer diarrhea. What should I do?

the fuck is that, fix the rest of your diet or try and keep it to only like a dozen beers

My problem is I love beer but am losing weight right now

>>9066937
I have a good diet, but after a night of binge drinking, beer seems to affect me more than spirits.

>>9066933
Loperamide/imodium. Keep that beer goodness inside you.

My problem is that anything under 6% ABV tastes like swill to me

>>9066933
I actually really like beer shits.

It's weird as fuck I know but there's something about that ass shaking BBBBRRRAAAAAAPPPPP and the feeling of all that beer and bar food exiting you at once that just feels so...cleansing.

>>9066933

>he drinks shitty bacteria water

fuck off you hipster bitch

>drink 1st beer
>need to shit immediately
>take 1st shot
>need to shit immediately

this is one reason i don't like going to bars. the other reason is i'm a cheapskate

Why do hot pockets hate our beloved meme frog?

>>9066933
its time to grow up and start drinking liquor.

>>9067089
They're fags

>>9066996
How did you manage to confuse beer with Kombucha?

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Personally i have stopped drinking beer in favour of ginger beer or cider.
While i still drink it sometimes, my ass hole seems to explode when i go take a shit the next morning
Think a putrid semi liquid paste that sticks all over the toilet bowl
My ass also feels like it's on fire after that

Drink vodka in bed for a couple of hours before you decide to get up and take a shit.

Trust me, you wont care what comes out of your ass at that point, but just be sure to wipe well.

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I like the unicorn frappuccino, but the diarrhea is just awful. What should I do?

>>9068521
insert pickle