Home made pastra

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>>9066342
thanks for the repcipe i willl be cooking my own pasta from now on

>>9066367
youre welcome

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>>9066367
hey guys what meal can i make from this stuff............................. just g ot it in the meal

>>9066376
good sause for homemade pasta i would highly recommend make sure ytou cook it goo though ok

>>9066376
Hey Sammy, you homeless yet or is your mom letting you sleep in the basement still?

>>9066403
thats no way to speak to a comedy genius loser.
get a live amd a job. talk to me when you have adult swim offering you a job ok sweetie?

>>9066342
75% "00" flour and 25% semolina. 1 medium egg/100g flour. Splash of olive oil/100g flour. Knead a bit, rest for 30 minutes and cut and shape. Simpler than changing the cover on your anime pillow.

>>9066342
its easy.
>pick out your favorite memes
>create a contrived shitpost wrapped around an elaborate story
>make it seem very believable like someone would actually type this
>dump it in the middle of a heated argument between two faggots [NOT THE BRITISH FOOD KIND] arguing on http://www.4chan.org
>screencap it and any replies to it and immediately start a "best of [board] thread" with that as the OP image
>proceed to spam said pasta in threads over and over until it catches on

>>9066342
heat up hte water and cook it in there

how hard is that?

>>9066447
what this guy said OP.

You can do Italian grandma style and roll it by hand or get a pasta roller which are cheap and last forever and roll it out that way.

You can even go full retard and use an empty bottle of wine as a rolling pin.