Spicy poop

Lots of dairy
Lots of peppers
Means
Lots of ass-lava

>>9063201
I own a bidet, because I'm not a savage.

>get mud on your hands
>wipe it with a dry rag and call it "clean"

This is you without a bidet. But literal shit.

>>9063602
i may be called a loser and a faggot but at least I don't virtue signal about getting water shot up my ass you damn queer nigger

>>9063201
I'm shitting on the toilet right now.

I made hot wings again today with a combination of franks and blaire's mega death.

Just kill me now.

>>9064006
You're not a loser or a faggot.
Just a lovely person who will go far in life.

>>9063602
Fag, you probably want niggers to tongue your anus aswell.

>>9063201
I live in hawaii, and eat a lot of takeout cuz I'm a wagecuck. Invariably a lot of it is spicy. >>9063593 I also eat lots of cheese and shit. I'm also a borderline /alc/
So I only have diarrhea

>>9064012
Not that guy but only people who have never had their anus tongued act like its a bad thing.

>>9064053
this

>>9063201

Why is it that when I only shit naturally I never feel the spicy burn but if I accidentally accelerate the poo by not sleeping through grumbles or drinking a coffee/energy drink it burns

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>>9063602

>splashing your asshole with a device that replicates a cumshot
>acting high and mighty about it too

>>9063201
I am not mid-spicy poop at the moment, but I am a frequent sufferer of spicy poop. I wouldn't say I have a great diet, but there isn't much rhyme or reason when it happens. I can have an entire week of healthy food and still feel the burn.

A stray breeze can give me diarrhea.

What a bad thread

>>9063593
>being lactose intolerant

Top kek

>>9063201
Sitting on the toilet right now, shitting out yesterday's beer and whiskey. Good amount of blood in there.

>>9063201
Glad we have a support thread about this. I always make super spicy curry and shit my brains out later. Any tips on how to deal with spicy poop?

>>9064714
Baby wipes