Step 1: Put one part Nyquil and one part water in a small pot and bring it up to a boil.
Add a dash of cheap whiskey if you're feelin frisky.
>Sleepy chicken 2: Electric Boogaloo
this better fuck me up
Okay, now what?
You should also show how to make lean
you should be banned from grocery stores
please no
i drank a bottle of nyquil once and i was fucked up for 2 days
never again
>>9062623
Chug a Cincinnati beer and gather your favorite Cincinnati foods.
>>9062610
That's food coloring in water, right?
my synapses are ready, OP
bring the sleepy
>>9062651
Why do you think it took him so long to do another of these threads? He probably just regained consciousness 12 hours ago.
>>9062623
add a bit of salt
just a pinch
>>9062658
Not quite
>>9062664
Have mercy on yourself.
>>9062653
>>9062659
>>9062670
How about some good ol Cincinnati chili?
>>9062673
imagine falling asleep midway through this slimey shit sliding down your throat
i love u OP
>>9062673
jesus, they sell that canned?
>>9062673
>>9062675
And maybe some classic Cincinnati goetta?
I like where this is going.
>>9062673
i kinda wanna try skyline chili but it's over $4 for a can where i live and i just know it'll be disappointing
>>9062678
my dude right here
>>9062610
Welcome back to cooking with Pill Cosby.
>>9062678
>>9062682
I love me some goetta. Maybe not tonight tho. P.S Chiquita is owned by a Cincinnati company. Forget which one.
>>9062692
How bout dis?
Are you making a meal or just posting random food you have?
>>9062664
>Not extra strength
Pussy
>>9062738
Pic
>>9062746
fug
I'm ready, op
>>9062746
IT BEGINS
>>9062746
>>9062774
>>9062763
>>9062781
If it's too thick, feel free to thin it out so it flows easy
Someone screenshot this whole thread
>>9062785
Clean the processor if you want, we didn't.
>>9062788
I'm sure that someone's already on it for free golds
>>9062785
The picture implies there is more than one person involved in making this.
I'm very unsettled by that.
>>9062797
"wanna wet the whistle here? Its still kinda chunky."
>>9062785
>>9062797
>>9062806
Please god make it stop
>>9062806
>>9062814
>>9062815
>>9062830
"the creamy paste"
>>9062663
baking these treats is such a cinch, add a teaspoon of vanilla
>>9062844
why are you doing this
>>9062844
i have no idea what is going on in this picture
>>9062844
A-are those condoms you're stuffing it into?
>>9062844
Oh lawd
>>9062849
they might be making sausages
or tasty condom drug treats
>>9062844
>there is somebody else helping you, witnessing this debauchery
i don't like any of this
>>9062858
when you're doing something this dumb, the smartest thing you can do is have a sitter so your pets don't end up eating you
>>9062847
Op and his partner are extruding the sleepy chicken into condoms for rectal consumption
Remember only you can prevent forest fires.
>>9062681
You're right. The canned stuff is terrible. Get a packet of Cincinnati Recipeâ„¢ seasoning from Kroger and make it at home. I make it probably 2 or 3 times a month.
>>9062844
>both hands belong to men
Makes one think.
>>9062865
>hello yes fbi listen there is a madman in Cincinnati making nyquil chili shakes with whiskey nyquil sauce please you have to stop him
>>9062849
>>9062856
>>9062862
It's just sausage casing relax
Left to right: skyline chili+ cherry nyquil, spam + nyquil, hot dog (whole) in cherry nyquil
>>9062610
>dxm and alcohol
pls no
alcohol suppresses dxm high, dxm suppresses the good bits of alcohol, and the combination suppresses being alive.
>>9062872
Hello ATF there's a man with a sig brace and he just shouldered it please help
>>9062873
shoenice?
>>9062873
Boil on low for fuckin however long. It's all fuckin cooked anyways.
>>9062882
>>9062882
>>9062873
>>9062882
>tfw you're posting in a legendary thread
>>9062882
>>9062882
>>9062889
>>9062891
>>9062894
>>9062896
>>9062897
If they float they're done?
>>9062901
Are you boiling it in NyQuil?
>>9062882
>>9062905
more importantly, will you repurpose the nyquil or have it as soup?
>>9062882
>>9062901
What kind of noxious fumes does this produce?
>>9062901
T H I C C
>>9062918
jesus christ of nazareth
>>9062917
Basically smells like boiling menthol. Sucks. I fucking hate it. You shouldn't hate this smell. You shouldn't know what it smells like in order to hate it. It's unnatural.
>>9062873
Jesus christ it looks like you shit in a condom
>>9062918
>>9062918
Cut them open Daddy
>>9062918
>>9062918
Is this what God wanted? Is this the meaning of life? OP, are you God?
>>9062918
I wonder just how long its going to be until we see something on the news about this
Got anything for a boi that likes his crystal OP?
>>9062943
>shoot it
>start cooking
I skipped over most of the thread but am I right in assuming he's made nyquil and spam sausages?
If that's the case, why haven't you deep fried them and served them with fries?
>>9062918
OH
MY
FUCK
Taste test at the end.
Banana and cherry (nyquil)
>>9062958
op please
reconsider your actions
>>9062958
Banana sausage incoming?
Happy Father's Day Dad! Let's put the whole "I hate my faggot of a son" argument behind us and eat some sausages.
>>9062958
Did he died?
>>9062967
>>9062969
>>9062976
>>9062981
Goetta and OG nyquil
>>9062992
:ddd
>>9062992
DEATH
GOOD
>>9062992
O shit nigger what are you doing
>>9062992
PLEASE reconsider op
I can't keep watching this. G'night.
>>9063005
>>9063008
>>9063010
Left to right:
Banana+cherry nyquil
Tuna lite+cherry nyquil
Goetta+reg nyquil
>Do you think God stays in Heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?
>>9063031
>tuna lite
>>9063031
>>9063031
DEVILISH
E
V
I
L
I
S
H
>>9063031
We're boiling this for a while cause there's legit raw meat in the green one.
>>9063031
M U S T A R D G A S
god cant save us now
>>9063050
HE'S WORRIED ABOUT EATING SOMETHING RAW EVERYBODY
WHAT A PUSSY
>>9063031
>>9063050
god is dead
Me and my boy nitro dubz can't wait to FEAST on these greasy meat tubes. But don't worry, they're all natural.
>>9063050
>Gang's all here
Throwing them all together to get everyone heated through. Taste test in a few...
There comes a time when you must stop to reassess your actions. This is one of those times.
>>9063079
think of your loved ones
>>9063079
>Taste test in a few
>>9063079
Needs more whiskey.
>>9063086
What the fuck is that?
>>9063079
>taste test in a few
>>9063079
>>9063091
a "dog"
>>9063087
You're right
I wonder what OP's kitchen smells like right now.
How much do you want to bet he isn't using a vent or something to boil away the fumes of boiled nyquil?
>>9063098
WA LA
>>9062882
include me in the reddit screenshot xD
there is no saving us, no gods to pray to anymore
>>9063102
No vent no nothin
>not using spices or herbs to enhance flavour
GTFO
Oh God oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god
OP you better take a pic of you eating this shit
>>9063079
get ye gone fiend
>>9063108
I have nothing funny to say and am truly dreading what's to come.
>>9063108
What disturbs me the most is how nice and clean this kitchen is for how trailer trash an act this is
>>9063125
nigger thats an understatement for whats going to happen to your digestive track
>>9063125
>>9063125
RIP in peace
>>9063125
>>9063125
>I have nothing funny to say
It's okay, the humor comes from your life choices.
god speed OP
>>9063125
>>9063125
TAKE A BITE FAGGOT DO IT DO IT
>>9062844
make some fresh tap for us next
It is upon us. CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME
put me in the screencap
YO NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK
ids habbign
>>9063150
>>9063150
Dare i say he's.../ourguy/
Ugh the skyline chili didn't turn out how we wanted.
>>9063148
>Let's see what the Nyquil Boiz are up to
>>9062844
>there's someone else helping you make this shit
>>9063150
post how it tastes quick before it kicks in and you pass out.
>>9063150
>>9063160
>>9063150
THE HOUR IS AT HAND
You glorious motherfucker
>>9063150
DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT, I BEG OF THEE
So this is the power of /ck/.....woah
MODSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9063160
JUST TASTE IT ALREADY YOU MOTHERFUCKER THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
>>9063160
MODS
Did you like it alot? It's skyline time
COOK FRIED CHICKEN NEXT
>>9063178
>>9063178
>>9063178
>>9063178
>>9063178
>>9063173
This is the best thread we've had in months.
>>9063178
NANI
>>9063160
christ on the cross that looks like a necrotizing scrotum
Got in here just in time. I really hope they survive.
God bless OP.
>>9063178
>>9063178
Tasted like absolute ass dude I almost puked and we've got 5 left
>>9063178
>>9063191
YAMERO
>>9063191
Maybe try making some cherry NyQuil ketchup for a dipping sauce?
>>9063191
YAMETE
>>9063191
>>9063191
>we
>>9063191
Bitch you'd better be eating the entire thing, not just nibbles and then spitting them out.
>>9063191
dat face
More whiskey pls
>>9063191
>>9063193
>>9063198
>>9063199
Next time?
Starting with the goetta/nyquil
I've seen some shit
But this serves no purpose
You took the time to prepare this, carefully, as well take pictures of it AND upload them to 4chan
This is disappointing for mankind as a whole
>>9063212
yo buddy, still alive?
>>9063212
Sleep tight sweet nyquil prince
Did you like it alot? It's skyline time>>9063212
Well, let's spice things up a bit
>>9063212
>>9063212
i-it's not too late to turn back man
>>9063219
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9063212
y u do dis
>>9063219
YOU BETTER STOP RIGHT NOW
>tfw reading this thread and high as fuck
>>9063219
>>9063219
You're my fucking hero dude
>this fuckin' thread
>>9063219
Please sir, may i have another?
>>9063248
Dude
>>9063248
>>9063248
I want to fucking scream. I don't know how to cope with this.
>>9063248
>>9063248
2/2 experts suggest: Don't fuckin do this m8
toasting in a legendary bread
papa franku would be proud
>>9063263
My legs tensed look at this
I'm so uncomfortable
this whole thread.
I needed this laughing fit. Thank you all.
>>9063263
I'm pretty sure this one is spam and Nyquil
>>9063263
>no shirt
i'd be sweating buckets too desu
ayyo white boi lemme get a bite
>>9063248
This has gone far enough.
oh no
Is OP kill?
>>9062894
It's been done before you fucking newfag and was much more epic than this copycat and his twink.
>>9063275
"We've made our bed and now we must sleep in it"
>>9063296
Good god
>>9063296
l-lewd...
>>9063293
you got a link for the poutine he makes? toiletduck?
totally forgot about that guy.
>>9063293
COPYCAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING DOUBTING BUGMAN
CHECK THE FUCKIN SCREEBCAPS
I came to /ck/ tonight expecting mcchickens and webms I've seen a million times. But tonight... we got NyQuil and it is glorious
>>9063316
sauce on that mug?
>>9063293
>copycat
It's the same stove pots and pans, dude.
This guy is just a fucking lunatic.
>>9063296
>>9063316
H E L L
>>9063322
redbubble.com search death grips
>>9063327
thanks famalam
>>9063328
np dude just don't copycat us
>>9063327
>>9063330
We don't even know what flavor this one is.
PS check that tattoo for future originality confirmations
>>9063341
there aren't going to be any more threads, you're going to die of liver failure, get to the fucking hospital you fucking idiots
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paracetamol_toxicity
>>9063341
This may be full of cherry nyquil for all we can tell
>>9062651
I got sent to ICU but that was in combination of adderall, oxies and got knows what else I found in the cabinet. I can't even remember if I actively had just tried to kill myself but that was fucked. Now I can't take NyQuil, any sort of cough/allergy medicine or even zzquil in the slightest amount since it makes my heart painfully spazz.
NyQuil and whiskey didn't do shit though.
>>9063348
Fuck off narc
>>9063360
That's a lot of tbell hot sauce
>>9063271
I think this thread would be a bit much even for Steve.
I'm here for the Reddit screenshot
>>9063363
"that's the banana. Idk if it's the hot sauce, but it's fuckin not so bad"
Include me in the screen cap.
you got a pretty nice chest dude lemme see more of that
>>9063381
Take this to a new thread the image limit has been reached.
maybe it's for the insurance money, no one suspects the slow con of liver failure over several months.
Don't include me in the screen cap.
This is horrifying, yet I cannot look away
Been here since the first thread. Just want to make my mark. Fuck you op your attention whore.
>>9062681
Its watery disgusting slop, I tried it last week. Threw it all in the trash.
>>9062882
I had a nightmare once about a liquid of such color
don't do it OP, bad stuff
>>9063108
>a gas stove is wasted on this asshole
what have i witnessed...
This is my first time posting in /ck/. Fucking wew lad,
too many reaction images
>>9062673
Horrifying.
Boil some spaghetti noodles, dump a can of hormel chili on it and grate some crappy generic brand cheddar cheese on it.
You've just made skyline chili.
>>9067784
Welcome, we're alot more fucked up than a cooking blue board should be.
Include me in the reddit screenshot faggot.
Fuck /u/basicallyadoctor
Just when you thought Cincinnati could stoop no lower.
why the fuck do some why then do that actually? is it because of the illness
>>9067959
Is English your second language?
Why