>he buys minced garlic in a jar

>>9059705
Fuck your couch. Sometimes I just want a spoonful of garlic without the drama.

>>9059953
It might be okay in stews and sauces sometimes, if it's preserved with vinegar. I once tried to put jarred chopped garlic on a pizza I was making and I could only taste whatever they used as a preservative, it was nasty.

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>>9059953
>spoon full of garlic

>>9059963
My rule is, less than 30 minutes total cooking time: fresh, more than 30 minutes, jarred, powder, whatever.

>>9059980
It doesn't taste much like garlic. It's more like pickle relish.

>>9059705

>he peels his garlic

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>>9059705
Never. A sacreligious abomination.

Yeah, it's pretty much the best way to stir fry

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>>9059705
I own a garlic press. I cant tell the difference between the minced and fresh clove pressed.

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>>9062126
but then you cant do the chef knife slam thing

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>mom bought mushroom prego instead of meat
But seriously, friends. Just dice your own garlic. Don't be like >>9059953
You will taste the difference.

>>9062156
for some reason my brain registered that as a mouse and I also gave my self a heart attack

>>9063799
what kind of a faggot is afraid of mouse?

>>9063818
Big Mclarge Huge.

>>9059705
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>he buys food
>he doesn't harvest his own crops and raise his own livestock

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>>9059705
They just don't have it in cans here.

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>>9063831
this is how i buy it

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>>9063848
>garlic in a tube

>>9059705
I don't get it either. Especially after I got my microplane. Just get the box with a couple of bulbs for 59 cents. It's easy.

>>9063848
Exquisite

>>9063828
>preparing your dinner a decade plus in advance
'tism

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>>9063848

>he keeps his garlic tube in the fridge

>>9063848
not bad.

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I let the machines do the hard work for me

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>>9063879

Is garlic a meme? Seems waaaay overated to me

>>9063938
Disgusting