Is cake the pinnacle of food?

>>9059469
can't imagine ever eating something like this or even having any desire to do so

That cake looks seriously dry. Especially on the left.

>>9059796
With that being said, just how the hell is one expected to enjoy this culinary calamity without getting shit everywhere?

>that'll be $20

>>9059809
You're just supposed to take pics of them and upload said pic to facebook like the vapid fuckwit they are.

>>9059469
What is this?
Why is this?

>>9059469
If you're a woman.

>>9059469
I could go the rest of my life without eating cake and not miss it.

>>9059469
Doesn't appeal to me much since it can be made any time from shelf stable ingredients. I may get a slice or three whenever I'm in Madrid or Barcelona, but otherwise I'd rather not. And the enriched flour in the U.S. constipates me.

>>9060924
fug. forgot to trigger y'all by mentioning the cake I get there is vegan

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>>9059469
I would send this back and ask for plating that isn't going to make a mess as soon as I touch it

Thanks for reminding me why I date men.

>>9059800
>implying all cakes aren't dry

Every chocolate cake I've ever had in a culinary establishment has been a disappointment, try or no flavor. The only exception was a vegan chocolate cupcake with matcha frosting that I had in a cafe in Tampa. I need to eat that cupcake again.

>>9059796
it's a novelty item at a bar you autist. Do the math.

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>>9059469
>>9059809
>>9060930
This. It looks tasty but served like that it would be impossible to eat without getting everywhere. Part of good food presentation is being practical. It's not a fucking art project.

>>9060938
LOOK AT ME GUYS. I'M GAY!

>>9059469
>

>>9060963
You're a fucking palatless retard

>>9059469
Every day we stray further from God.

>>9059469
So, like it is a dish for 3-4 people?

>>9060979
Fuck, that doesn't even look good.

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>>9059469

>>9061836
It looks disgusting.

>>9061778
Good.

>>9059469
Pastery patisserie are the pinnacle of food
Cakes are the first step in pastry.

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>>9059812
>and your other $20

>>9066337
>ATK
>On a pokemon card

At least get your shitposting straight when doing it

>>9060928
Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

>>9061046
t. toasty roastie

>>9059469
Okay I want the yellow cake, with the chocolate frosting. Please also the chocolate sprinkles. I'm still torn if I want the vanilla or chocolate milkshake. Let's go with chocolate to contrast the yellow cake.