Redpill me on oysters /ck/

>>9059116
They gud

>>9059127
real gud

>>9059116
hate it when you get jewed on some real tiny ones

>>9059116
I call them sea loogies.

>>9059135
I'm sure you do, Denis.

>>9059116
They're absolutely delicious until they give you norovirus or vibrio.

>eggplant and brine-flavored cum jellies on a half shell

Skip them. There are so many better seafood dishes out there.

>>9059116
I only eat cooked ones

>>9059116
They're aight.

>>9059116
If you can get quality oysters they're godlike and don't need anything else. Just enjoy those fuckers.

>>9059266
I don't know, I like to alternate between plain, a drop of lemon, a drop of tobasco, and a few shreds of horseradish.

>>9059116
Dey maka yous balls bigga

I don't chew them, I swaller them hole.

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every xmas we have raw oysters and kilpatricks

Depends on source which is not necessarily dependent on the restaurant.

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>>9059116
Sometimes you'll find tiny crabs living in the oysters. These are considered a delicacy by some.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_4C560cR2o

>>9060323
that looks adorable as fuck

>>9059116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Yj-baShEY

>>9060323
Happened to me as a kid in a chinese buffet, only it was a clam. Freaked me out

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>>9060325

>tfw no oyster-frying creole-talking crazy Cajun uncle

>>9059149
I'm absolutely okay with people eating them, and they're good with fixings, but I wouldn't eat them personally because I'd much rather not risk it. Same reason I get my steak Medium everytim.

a good oyster with a drop of scotch on it is fucking fire