/ck/ humor thread.

I think you meant to say /ck/ repost thread.

>>9058621
Realistically, they go towards video games and new iPhones and starbucks

Realistically they go towards paying living expenses, Laundromat ,and buying new clothes/shoes for work.

>>9058621
Realistically, they go towards alcohol.

>>9058725
Most millennials live with their parents, all their income is disposable if they're lucky enough to have a job at all

>>9058725
/thread

>>9058752
wtf

>>9058623
Maybe you spend all day here, but I don't

>>9058752
Why separate the liquid from the canned vegatables? The recipe just adds em all in at the end.

>>9058815
Most vegetable soups have traditionally been made with beef broth, and many have meat as well. The idea of "vegetable soup" being vegetarian by default is relatively new.

>>9058752
I made spinach chickpea tomato soup the other day just by putting all the ingredients in a blender for two 90-second cycles. It outputs more energy than a microwave oven. Ate with quinoa.

>>9058752
>ground beef
>canned vegetables
>canned vegetable soup
Didn't people have any access to meat and fresh vegetables back then?

>>9059549
>What is minestrone?
>What is sambar?

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>>9058742
What kind of drinks do I like to have on the rocks? I like tequila

>>9058621
>/ck/ humor thread.
>nothing funny in the thread

Seems about right

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>>9059899
At least contribute

>>9058752
>vegetable soup recipe
>ingredients includes a can of vegetable soup

>>9058742
My parents are dead

i work at one of the most famous BBQ restaurants in america, and i can guarantee you all your tips go toward pills

It's nice to see fellow reddibros here :^)

>>9060000

>>9058742
You are a millenial unless you're 30 in which case get the fuck out you old fart.

>>9058742
>anecdotes and memes are reality

Simply eric, just ignore the fact that this generation is facing some of the worst costs of living in a hundred years.

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>>9059904
>not posting the whole image

>>9060034
w2c "Dang!" shirt

>>9058621
Why did the chef go to jail?

Because whipped the cream and beat the eggs.

Huh...? Huh?

>>9060062
poached eggs

>>9060062
He boned a chicken.

>>9059563
everyone thought processed food was the shit back in the 70s-90s

>>9060020
This board would be entirely McChicken threads if nobody over 30 posted here.

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>>9058621

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>>9060097
dont bully mcchicken-tan

>>9059899
You're forgetting, this board has the highest concentration of females.

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>>9060128
women are funny tho, sweetie :)

>>9058719
Not everything is reddit.

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>>9060137
?

>>9059574

>What is "most" as opposed to "all"

>>9059947
REMOVE
K
E
B
A
B

>>9060131

Not intentionally though

>>9060034
Love these. Do any others exists besides "the Chad stride"?

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>>9060503
I got you senpai

>>9060020
4chan is 13 years old, you have to be 18 to post here. you're just the fags that ruined everything

>>9060034
>has never heard a song in his life
every fucking time

>>9058621
if I wanted to laugh, i'd ask to see the last meal u cooked.

>>9060020
/ck/ is generally an older crowd because those are the people who like to cook. You millennials fuck up this board with your ff and celebrity worship. It's you who need to fuck right off.

>>9060020
>30
>old fart

Kid,you know nothing.

>>9058725
Maybe they should find a source of income that doesn't entirely hinge on the courtesy of strangers?
Oh they made choices leading up to this point in their life that don't allow them to do so?
Maybe they should have considered the cost of living when they jerked off twenty years of their life.

If you're looking for a hand out go ask Uncle Sam like the rest of them because you're not getting one from me.

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>>9058752
>vegetable soup
>1/2lb ground beef

>>9059594
>yes... Bartender?
>can you take this fucking clothes pin off my glass? Thanks.

>>9060113
I don't know how I never noticed those were candy fangs on the bottom hedgehog. Made me laugh thinking how that came to be

"Well I fucked this up horribly. Might as well throw on some candy fangs i just happen to have on it before I go kill myself."

Unless this was made in October/November, why the fuck do you have gummy teeth in your house?

>>9058752
This is atrocious you sjw cuck desu senpai baka

>>9060900
The economy is shit and degrees are worthless. Leave them alone

>>9060620
Its actually 14. Go to bed grandpa. Don't forget your meds

>>9061189
>being wrong
>on the internet

>>9061216
2017-2003=14

>>9061234
so if you were born in october, 2003 how old would you be today?

>being wrong
>on the internet
>twice
>in a row
ISHYGDDT

>>9060700
>tfw I can get good information from /ck/ thanks you to old farts
Millennials like him will fuck up /ck/.

>>9061234
Its birthday hasn't come yet

>>9061238
didnt read lol

>>9061177
>degrees are worthless
No, only dumbass degrees are worthless.

>>9061291
no, only dumbasses with a degree are worthless

>>9061298
I pick this one.

>>9061004
Candy corn, retard

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>>9060020
>Millenials: the generation of people born from 1982-1999
>1982
>2017 - 1982 = 35

L2math, kiddo

>>9058752
>vegetable soup
>1/2 pound of ground beef
???
>one of the ingredients is canned vegetable soup
¿¿¿

>>9060932
Vegetable soup is not vegetarian.

>>9061750
>1982
No.
Millennial is 2001 and up.
Any other definition is the result of some asshole wanting to skew statistics.

>>9060034
>>9060678
>never heard a song in his life
qeque
I love how that line is in almost all the chad infographics

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>>9058621

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>>9061880
>>9061880
Don't even fucking TALK to me until I've had my morning lime.

>>9061880
7 LIMES
L
I
M
E
S

>>9061824
People have been calling each other millennials since before anyone in that age range was old enough to use a keyboard.

>>9061824
from what I've seen on the internet it says those born in '77 or later, which makes me a memelinial. I don't know how to feel about this.

>>9061880

It amazes me how in general in burgerland buying fast food is cheaper than doing it yourself. The lieks of pasta and rice which are easily bought in bulk (along with soup) can make some interesting dishes for far, far cheaper than grabbing a burger from (say) McDonalds.

>>9061824
You are a fucking retard. Forbes and business sites/magazines have had articles about what types of property Millennials like to buy for several years now. Where did you get this 2001 bullshit??
Are you talking about Gen Z?

>>9061944
Millennial
"of or relating to a millennium"
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/millennial
Also see >>9061824
>Any other definition is the result of some asshole wanting to skew statistics

>>9061971
>"of or relating to a millennium"
>Refers specifically to the first generation to have entered adulthood in the new millennium
Seems pretty fucking fitting to me

>>9061971
And yes, the next definition is the "anyone born after 1920 hurhurhur" but as I said, statistics and assholes.

>>9061928
Yes...but beans and rice can only take a person so far...and nutritional value is limited...

>>9061992

True but the main point is you can save the money on that stuff which frees up additional funds for other things to vary your diet.

>>9061298
only dumbass worthless are degrees

>>9060113
>My faggot cake doing this faggot look everytime I come home

>>9060223
As l source please

>>9061899
And kale.

>>9058725
get a real job

ive known retired blacks who are worth more and are better people than you

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>>9061880
Everytime

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>>9060113

>>9062560

>TOTAL. COOKERY. SATURATION.

>>9060123
Would drink 10/10

>>9061928
>in burgerland buying fast food is cheaper than doing it yourself
its always cheaper to do it yourself. people are just lazy.

>>9060223

wtf. I posted that image to r/4chan year ago.

Strange that someone saved it

>>9058752
Jack tier

>>9062752
Its only cheaper to make a burger and fries at home if you're cooking for multiple people or you're willing to eat burgers and fries for multiple days in a row.

>>9063114

>freezing? Hardly even knew her!

>>9060223
sauce?

>>9061880
so she's making salsa?
snap pays 236/mo
if you buy bulk chicken 1/4's you can get 50lb
for $50 (sometimes 25 if on sale)
50lb rice for 30
50 worth of frozen vegetables.
etc.

only buy food on the perimeter of the market and it's plausible.
the center isles are usually filled with junk.

>>9061928
You're trying to make sense of what an actress thinks a poor family on a $30/week budget would buy. Even then, she's assuming EBT would be their only source for grocery money.

If someone is in that bad of a situation, they sure as hell aren't going to waste their funds on two different kinds of lettuce, let alone most of the things in that pic.

>>9063354
>>>9063114
>>freezing? Hardly even knew her!
>freeZER, I hardly even knew her!
ftfy

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>>9061891
good fucking post

>>9062435
All jobs are real jobs. There will always be a need for servers as long as the upper middle class has money to spend going out
>Hurr only office jobs are real jobs

>>9063655
a server is not a "real" job. anyone can take an order, bring out a dish, and refill water. literal retards and trisomys can do it

yes, it's a necessary job, but its not glamorous or something to gloat about.

>>9063713
no one's gloating and no one's claiming it's glamorous
all that guy said was that it's good enough

>>9060113
the teeth make this picture extremely funny

>>9063737
servers act like if they didnt exist the world would stop. theyre the millennials of the work force.

>>9060113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfb_n7wjb5k

>>9060038
>tfw I unironically have a "Dang!" shirt

it's too small now I've had it for years :(

>>9058752
From the same """"""""cookbook"""""""".

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>>9063843
Fuuuuuuuuk forgot pic.

>>9063846
>VERY INTERESTING!

>>9063713
very much depends on the restaurant, there are levels to it just ike in most jobs....there is a level of serving out there that is actualy quite involved and requires a lot of skill to do well....and even mid level servise is its own chalange becuase dealing with people so constantly is tireing and emotionaly exhaustive work....customers can be quite entitled and in what other job does the customer get to decide weather or not they pay you?.....its rough work

>>9063745
tbf...its a job like jaitor where if they disapear it creates a lot of unexected work for the rest of us

>>9061189
Wow your a faggot

>>9058992
and BOOM goes the dynamite!

>>9063534
The point of it is, this cunt bag is what we call a 'limousine liberal'. Out of touch with reality like most celebrities.

>>9060034
Parallel with the table's legs maybe.

>>9063943
We use the term "champagne socialist" on this side of the pond. It's quite an apt description, in my opinion.

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>>9063886
i worked at a bank for 5 years, dealing with people is simple. you put on a fake face, and kiss their ass, make small talk, and not being a pot smoking moron.

add in bringing plates to people, filling up their drinks, getting a little extra dressing, it really isn't that hard. you're just a lazy faggot lol

>>9063745
Have you ever heard a middle aged woman talk when a server hasn't shown up after five minutes? For all the bitching and moaning you'd think the world had actually ended.

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>>9063961
you have one job, to get people food.

if i walk into any business, i expect to get some kind of service within 5 minutes. that's being shitty at your job

>>9063438

looks like 4chan

>>9062435
>>9063713
>>9063745
>>9063974
this shitty attitude is exactly what's fucking over your own amerifat population
no not the rich, just the average people
you know, the ones that make up statistics
but w/e you yuppie pieces of shit don't really care anyway

enjoy your unemployment rates in young adults you elitist piece of shit
if you're proud just for working behind a computer and being pushed around by some fuckers in suits, your value system is fucked anyway; I just hope you don't have kids to fuck them over as well

>>9063980
found the dropout

this attitude you speak of, is just people expecting others to be good at what they do.

our culture is moving to a point where being dumb and shitty at your job is acceptable and okay.

if you go to a mechianic, you expect him to know how to fix your car, if you go to a bank, you expect the person to be able to count, if you go to a barber, you expect them to know how to cut hair properly.

so if you go to a restaurant, you expect a server to be able to serve you, and get your shit right.

>>9059549
This

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>>9060141
What exactly do you think reddit is?

>>9058752
Do Americans really eat this?

>>9063995
So here's what's involved with serving, because obviously, "Bringing the food out" is a bit more complicated than you give it credit for.

A good server is usually running at least 3 or 4 tables, more often than not, 10 or 12. A good chunk of the restaurant is being run by a single person.

All food is timed out exactly so it hits your table in the right order, drink checks have to be done like clockwork, often discretely.

We also have to bother kitchen staff to coordinate with all the other tables, which is always an issue on a packed weekend.

On top of that, you need to have every single dish on the menu memorized, know all the ingredients, and know everything that could cause allergies.

You also have to memorize the ever changing wine and alcohol list, and know the lingo for every mixed drink on the planet, so you can explain it to the bartender.

I've held office jobs, phone jobs, development jobs, and several other jobs since, and physically, it was one of the most demanding jobs I've ever had.

It absolutely is a real job, and there's something kickass about walking home with 500 bucks in tips on a good night.

On top of that, I saw countless people break and fall flat. It's a sales position at it's core, since your tips are almost always priced on your service, as well as how pricey your food is. Sell up the alcohol, and the high end dishes on the menu.

If you're shy, and not assertive, you make jack shit, and get the crap tables, and you're going to wash out fast.

You just notice the "bring out the food" part, servers stay, and are retained on "how well they can get you to buy food" part.

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>>9063995
ah fuck I forgot /pol/ was in here now goddammit

yea, sure m80, that's exactly what I was saying
herpa derpa """"our culture"""" is move to a point where I can act like an entitled piece of shit

I just love this amerishit attitude that if you're the customer then the other people aren't employees but your direct servants
and it's even better because you haven't realized that you just need to be nice to those people and they'll be nice to you, without having to throw them money in tips

ah well, these threads are just about always about the same thing, and always shit

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>>9064043
>tl;dr you have to be competent to work

I know how a restaurant works and runs, I plan on opening my own after I'm done with the Army.

You're not getting an sympathy from for not being competent. Memorizing shit is easy. Working at a bank is infinitely more difficult than running 3 or 4 tables. I worked at a bank for 5 years, and I can still remember 7 account numbers off the top of my head, 3 phone numbers, and countless ways how people wanted their money presented, their spending habits, where they lived, first and last name, over a year after I quit.

You sound like a whiny asshole who can't be bothered to push yourself to be a halfway decent employee. oh wew life is hard cause we have to remember a special wine tonight.

you make shit money cause you put in shit work.

>>9063995
Why must the working class always be it's own worst enemy

>>9064060
why must people strive to be lazy, and only give 10% effort?

>>9064057
>Military
>Calling other peoples jobs easy
Lmao imagine the irony, you're actually being paid by actual taxpayers to jerk off other dudes and shoot at brown people. Why must military dorks always be the most entitled of all?

>>9060900
Four statements, two question marks.

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>>9064063
ill wait until you actually have something to retort.

>>9064062
Fuck off dude someones telling you to maybe just not be a cunt to people who are putting in work and want to be treated as something more than a slave and you come in with your "hurr durr boot strapz" nobody work hard but ME cos everyones lazy ree

>>9064068
>Get's BTFO
uhhh not an argument reee

>>9064069
you're trying to convince me that working in a restaurant is difficult work. it's not difficult in the slightest.
sure times may be busy, fast paced, people hard to deal with, boo hoo. welcome to life.

>>9064041
it's "Asgardian" Vegetable Soup so it's probably more of a Swede thing.

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>>9064072
BTFO by what? a complete non-argument? you looked at my career and said because i am employed by a certain group that my point is invalid.

please, tell me more about how i have no argument summerfag

>>9064075
>Yeah what I do it pretty hard for said reasons
You
>IT'S NOT HARD I WORKED IN A BANK AND THAT WAS WAY HARDER EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW YOU OR THE WORK YOU DO BUT I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T WORK HARD AT ALL

Sorry pal you were just being a dick

>>9064082
>Implying you didn't tell some one that being a server isn't hard because you worked for a bank
You're tellin me I can't argue lmao

>>9064026
"anything I don't like" duh, what else would it mean?

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>>9064092
>On top of that, you need to have every single dish on the menu memorized, know all the ingredients, and know everything that could cause allergies.

>You also have to memorize the ever changing wine and alcohol list, and know the lingo for every mixed drink on the planet, so you can explain it to the bartender.

you said remembering new things makes working in a restaurant difficult, and i came back with why it isn't difficult to remember a special dish and wine for a single night.

did you forget what you wrote? no wonder working is hard for you

>>9064088
i tagged wrong post


>>9064096

>>9063713

If you make a ton of money at it it's something to gloat about, that's what most people gloat about after all. Few of us are contributing anything worthwhile to the progression of the human race in our jobs.

>>9064096
Why are you so adamant on proving to a stranger on the internet that they don't work hard and that his work is easy when you don't know him or the other specifics of his job.

>>9064055
>now
4chan has been unironically venerating Hitler since the era of AOL trial discs.

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"He is a pale faced pansy-ass willow"

- Amy on Gordon Ramsey

>>9064108
because someone who says "working at a restaurant is difficult" should be given a reality check. its a bunch of people who got no where in life, who think that they're worth something, when your job is literally to pass butter.

you work in an industry that requires less skill than a garbage truck driver. you work in an industry that employs even the most brain-dead of druggies because it requires next to no skill of any kind.

this same industry is pushing for $15 minimum wage that will ruin small business as we know it.

so wake up man, get yourself out of the pit of minimum wage, and make yourself into something. a server is not a position you should be proud of.

>>9064135
>who says "working at a restaurant is difficult"
serving at a restaurant*

>>9064135
Im not a server but you're a stereotypical conservative wanker with a holier than thou attitude. What kind of retard butts into a conversation to tell someone their job isn't hard? Of course you parrot the false truths of your kike overlords that you so vehemently defend on the tax payers dime. The only person here who needs a reality check here is you pal.
>People who work low skill jobs are scum and deserve to be treated like slaves and have me look down on them at every opportunity

Get a grip

>>9064151
they were arguing their point too, so why don't you butt out?

they had the holier than thou attitude, thinking that being a server is hard job.

>>9064135
Fuck off back to /pol/

>>9058752
I also came along to register bemusement and hilarity.

>>9060020
1972 here. It was my generation that gave birth to BBSes, social media and chan culture.

You don't like it, tough. We'll just have to make sure you can never afford to buy a house and instead spend all day shitposting.

>>9064170
fuck off back to >>>/reddit/ if you can't handle some words, buttercup.

try some discourse, it makes you look less assblasted

>>9058725
Good

>>9060947
>I left it on there, because all the girls in here are always leaving you hanging out to dry

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>>9064228

>>9064057
LOL, wow! SEVEN account numbers. I bet they were the ones with the most money in them. Out of the TENS of THOUSANDS processed each and every day, you memorized 7. And you STILL don't understand that ALL of them, even the ones in the negative, the scum, are all equally viable assets to the bank.

The ones with viable funds aren't going to spend it on your shitty bank services with crap interest, and the desperate ones with overdrawn accounts with 4 loans out you've already roped in and at this point are seized accounts on autodraft AND paying you interest. People with 0 fucking capital except what shows up on their next paycheck, which is already spent.

Just who in the fuck are you trying to fool, anon?

>>9064062

10% effort for 10% pay

>>9064261
I've got no dog in this fight, but from a casual glance it looks like you've got a lot to prove, and no one to prove it to but 4chan

Maybe call the adoption agency and ask for their help tracking down your biological parents? I bet it would be more productive than raving here about nonsense no one cares about

Or not. Just an innocent bystander, take it or leave it

>>9064068

And we'll hold off your viability until the mainland US ACTUALLY gets invaded.

>>9064096

>I do one job on one single day and it's the same every day 8/40/52 until I retire with benefits.

Sure is military in here.

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>>9064261
Do you even know your own account number? I haven't worked for them in over a year, I still remember 7.

>I bet they were the ones with the most money in them.

was this intended to be an insult? cause it makes you look like a child grasping at straws, attempting to stand up for the poorfag who got BTFO earlier.

>The ones with viable funds aren't going to spend it on your shitty bank services with crap interest, and the desperate ones with overdrawn accounts with 4 loans out you've already roped in and at this point are seized accounts on autodraft AND paying you interest. People with 0 fucking capital except what shows up on their next paycheck, which is already spent.

lolwut? being this assblasted

stay mad, making nothing as a server. you have zero skill

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>>9064277
>benefits

something you'll never get working at a restaurant

>>9064135

>so wake up man, get yourself out of the pit of minimum wage, and make yourself into something

Sure, make yourself into something that no one wants to pay for anymore. Even though we live in a first world country and rightfully demand we be paid a first world wage. Let me ask you something. When computers became commonplace in US business and commerce, did you ever receive a "technology raise"? Did your company teach you how to use their computers and software? Since it was something extra you had to learn and use, did you get compensated for it? Nowadays it is a GIVEN that you show up on the job knowing how to use computers. YOU bring those skills to the table, at entry level. The generations before us never had these expectations walking in to a job. All they needed was a firm handshake (as they've told us). Why do you think we deserve less than they do for more work? Before your argument that computers make work easier, consider first that computers DO make work easier and thus INCREASE productivity! So where is our productivity (NOT INFLATION) adjustment?

Some of us refuse to suck the dick like you, anon, even though it pays more. Some of us understand the VALUE of our work, and are still fighting for the bottom line so that you can enjoy the gap in your exorbitant dick-sucking salary. Just because you use your lips and tongue better, doesn't make you are better than other people. You just learned how to take bigger dicks and use better suction.

>>9064288

Hence why it is a more noble profession.

Actually doing work rather than bitching about it for 4 years, doing the bare minimum, and then retiring, knowing full-well that you signed up for every inch of dick that uncle sam shoves up your puny tight bitch-ass and NEVER seeing actual combat.

>>9064320
>You just learned how to take bigger checks and use better savings

good! how's that 401k workin'? and your 30 days paid leave a year?

your pay gets adjusted for tips, so you can make less that minimum wage. i was handed $5000 as a starting bonus.

who sucks more dick?

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>>9064332
>assuming i'm doing the bare minimum

i get between 5-7.5k for a resigning bonus.

but im sure you're a much better individual, just misunderstood, and never given the right opportunity.

>>9064333

>your pay gets adjusted for tips

Meanwhile, in the civilised world people get paid a proper wage and any tips are a bonus ontop of that, not a requirement to survive.

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>>9064343
>every person who's ever worked in a restaurant

>ugh they bought $30 worth of food and only tipped a dollar

>>9064281

>Do you even know your own account number? I haven't worked for them in over a year, I still remember 7.

Let me see, hmmm... OH YEAH! You yourself had an argument for this, let me pull it for you:

>"You're not getting an sympathy from for not being competent. Memorizing shit is easy."

Thanks for that, saves me a LOT of trouble using your own dumbshit logic against you, though I should expect nothing less from the Army.

I'm not a server, not even my industry, I just enjoy argument. The only straw I grasped was, apparently, your dick, considering how hard you got from my argument; as terrible as you proclaim it was.

In response to:
>>9064266

Noted though I shouldn't even respond to you considering you are a spectator and have no dog. Consider the overall win in my dictation. Place bets. Take it or leave it. Or shut the fuck up.

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>>9064361
lol this is reddit tier rebuttal

you sure showed me, im sure know that number. prove it.

>>9064350

The whole setup of tipping in burgerland is designed entirely to keep people - especially young people - effectively dirt poor.

>>9064366

/b/tard-tier bait, armyfag

>>9064367
its all system setup to fuck you over. you're the true victim here. it's not because it's an industry that doesn't require you to graduate from high school to perform, can't be.

>>9064367

False, you are paid what is afforded at entry level. It is when you achieve mastery, no matter how quickly and ADD VALUE on top of what is expected and yet are deprived of compensation for effort for the reason of: "LOLBEHAPPYWEPAYUANDUHASJOB" that injustice is being done.

>>9064373

> it's not because it's an industry that doesn't require you to graduate from high school to perform, can't be.

Don't be dense. Labouring on a building site is unskilled work yet people still make a livable (if only just) wage and aren't dependant on some sort of morale code to survive each week. A job being unskilled is not some inherent excuse to keep people in poverty.

>>9064393
unskilled but still requires manual labor.

picking up 16oz plates isn't laborious in the slightest

waiting should not be a household's main source of income
however im struggling to think of a country other than america where waiter/esses rely on tips for rent/food instead of their base wage

>>9064366

and yet you still lost... to redditors.... for shame!

Fuck you 4chan, where's my next challenge?

>>9064441
>and yet you still lost... to redditors
according to who? I'm not making minimum wage in a crap restaurant, handing people their plates while worrying about muh 15%.

>>9064446
*whom
>desu

>>9064448
if you can dodge a real wage, you can dodge a question.

>>9064451
you sure dodged some education and grammer there anon!

>>9064424

>Let me pin down an entire job to one simple aspect of it.

Moving 7.5lb organs ONCE PER DAY from one body to another isn't laborious in the slightest either, but we still pay transplant surgeons bookoo dolla.

/ck/ needs a referee to keep threads on topic

>>9064482
>mods
>on /ck/
dude we don't even have a fucking sticky, most of us have given up on that even

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>>9064464

>>9064446

>I'm not making minimum wage in a crap restaurant, handing people their plates while worrying about muh 15%

Neither am I, which is why you lost. You created your fedora-wearing boogie-man of a redditor who works in the restaurant industry and tried your argument against that person and got your shit slapped simply because I am neither of those things.

Not only that but you argued yourself in circles and defeated your own arguments. I honestly had to do very little work. Your struggle seems to be within yourself. If you can't follow your own posts and arguments and understand what I am articulating to you than I must assume you are just trolling from this point forward and declare victory for your lack of competence.

>>9064490

I posted a picture reflecting your argument as well anon.

>>9064506
you forgot you >t.

>>9064507
i hope someday i can have a debate with someone on this Tibetan mountain climbing forum without them getting assblasted, someday.

>>9063534
>snap pays 236/mo

SNAP pays if you're lucky and have an income, between $14 and $18.

If you have zero income however you will get close to $100 but this also depends on the state. If you have zero income, SNAP benefits won't do you much good since you can't buy prepared foods with it and if you have no income, more than likely you have no real way to cook the food you have access to at a reasonable price.

>>9064522

>assblasted
>assblasted
>assblasted

It's the only debate you've made so far. Try diversifying your talking points to include factual information instead of creating a strawman to tear down and restoring to baiting and name-calling.

>>9064522

I too hope for the day that you no longer potato and can form a coherent sentence that resembles a counterargument that is cohesive and relevant to the discussion at hand so that we may communicate and exchange ideas on an intellectual level.

>>9064546
>last 3 posts have no resemblance of argument
>hey you need to argue with me

assblasted #4

>>9064563

>assblasted

see my point?

>>9064569
>>9064569
>>9064563
>>9064563

Over 10 minutes I'm calling it, I won. Archive this shit.

>>9060595
Good stuff

>>9064587
no i win

>>9061824
This fucking definition keeps sliding because noone wants to be the worst according to some anons lol

>>9060595
>not calling it "The Wizard Wee"

>>9061928
>It amazes me how in general in burgerland buying fast food is cheaper than doing it yourself
But its not though. For the price of one combo meal i can make burgers and fries for three people.

>>9064526
>SNAP pays if you're lucky and have an income, between $14 and $18.
What the fuck are you talking about? My gf works part time at a grocery store and gets like 200 bucks from food stamps.

>>9061824
2001+ is an entirely different generation and has not and never has been considered millenial.
You're the asshole wanting to skew statistics.

>>9059574
Minestrone contains pancetta, you fucking pleb.

>>9064367

No, the point of turning us into a tipping culture was to save corporations money by only having to pay employees $2.13/hour and circumventing minimum wage laws. That it. It is companies passing on their costs to the consumer in an incredibly underhanded method, and all of you fuckers fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

>b-b-but companies have to pay the difference if they don't make minimum wage.

Bitch, please. Use common sense. That never happens and companies knew that would never happen when they allowed it to be added to law.

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>/ck/ humour thread
>the second half of it is autism over jobs and income and welfare
can we ever recover?

>>9065144
He's just trying to redefine it because he's justifiably embarassed to be called a millennial. I'd probably do the same if I were a member of that worthless generation.

>>9058621
Does anyone here make Pickle Bread?

>>9065357
I hear you need dill dough

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>>9065361

>>9064350
>Thanks a latte

>>9064367
nigga when I used to work for tips I did way better than I do now and the job is comparatively easy as fuck

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>>9065298
I have a few pics I've saved up from various threads, not enough though

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>>9065721

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>>9065298
nah
it's literally the same story every time, and the first time I came here was about a year ago and it was the same then

only have pic related to post unfortunately, never saved stuff

>>9062049
found the dude without a degree

>>9064075
I don't thank anyone said its difficult, just that servers deserve respect

>>9063846
Did people really boil eggs and put them in the fridge back then?

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>>9064135
Seriously? The majority of servers I know are either students or artists that wait tables to make money as they pursue something better. And the veteran servers (those who "got nowhere in life) make great money and enjoy the work. You strike me as someone who doesn't eat in fine dining establishments. If you go around not tipping on your bullshit "principals" (read: your rationalization for being a chintzy bastard), you're probably relegated to chain eateries anyway (Chili's, Olive Garden - suits your taste). And I doubt you frequent any, as you're probably reticent to show your face again after stiffing the staff. In fact, I don't buy it. I'd wager that you're too big a pussy to not tip.

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>>9064177
I'm 37. I've been here eight years and I'm staying.

And talk all the shit you want about my pass. I help support this place so cheap buttfuckers like yourself can shit up the place.

>>9064448
*whomst

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>>9060034
>>9060595
oh my god

>>9063954
In a restaurant you dont always get escorted out by armed guards if you get belligerent.

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>>9062188

>>9063846
>"All done boss; 29 pages of kid friendly recipes!"
>"It was 30 pages, Jack."
>"..."
Wa la

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>>9067449

>>9061904
The term millennial was coined before anyone in that age range was even born. The name refers to the first graduating high school class of the new millennium, not people born in it.

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>>9067668
Have a (You)

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against all odds, armyfag larper sperging out did actually manage to get me a few solid laughs in a humor(sic) thread. I can only assume it's a joke.

>>9067449
newfag

>>9061824
A generation is defined by their coming-of-age years and years that define them as a person, not the year of their birth. Stoop pulling definitions out of your ass.

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>>9060034

>not posting the actual whole image

>>9061177
The economy is fine people just don't know how to capitalise on it

>>9061824
Millennials are people born in the 80s and 90s because the oldest of them started becoming adults at the turn of the Millennium. What you think are millennials are called generation Z the oldest of which as just becoming adults now.

>>9058621
Don't lie to me fucker. It's cocaine and weed.

>>9068259
>gen Z

I've never talked to a gen Z irl. Are they as worthless as millennials or is it too early to tell?

>>9064043
>walking home with 500 bucks in tips on a good night
I'd like you to get robbed.

>>9068098
>The economy is fine
Now i know you're shitposting

>>9068313
Literally children.

>bitching about generations and not realizing you've become your parents
baka senpai, every generation has said the same damn thing about the generations to follow them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QDMaTGsOBo

Water Sommelier is a job.

>>9059594
I like peach schnapps or ginger beer.

>>9062200
>>9063438
That's the FTV shoot with Alex grey. She's called "Alexia" on their website though.

>>9067612
>wa la
stop this shit, you retarded burger.
it's voilà. you pronounce the v. it's not pronounced like fucking ooah-lah.
get your fucking shit together, /ck/

>>9068594
Hey, first day here right? Don't be afraid help getting around.

>>9068597
stop appropriating and then raping foreign culture, burger.

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>>9067449
>he actually paid for a pass

oh shit nigger, what are you doing?

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>>9058752

>>9065721
Does anybody have the picture of the 'anti food party' with lots of food gore like this?

>>9068644
sounds pretty good, but
>drain fat
fuck off ollie that's where the beef flavor is

>>9060137
>burrito Fluffies
I've seen it all.

>>9067868
I'll have a wavy sexual predator, thanks.

>>9063846
>eating raw potatoes

>>9058621
I actually saw a waitress at a claim jumper near the beach in san diego smoking meth behind a dumpster. I was just walking around downtown to kill some time and was walking back to my gfs work. I was just looking at this waitress come from the back of the restraunt and crouched between two dumpsters in the back. She was in such a hurry to light up her glass pipe that she almost forgot to look around. She checked her surroundings and saw me staring at her. She quickly shoved everything back into her waitress pouch, but then I could just see her mouth the words "fuck it" she pull the paraphernalia back out and crouched back down behind the dumpster and smoked out of her pipe then returned back to serving food back inside. I then called her into the restaurant that one of their female employees was smoking meth or crack behind a dumpster then handling food

>>9069512
I'm sure that happened

>>9060123
I want to fuck this coffe so badly.

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>>9069546
it really did. It was this claim jumper

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>>9069568
>>9069546
And these were the dumpsters she was crouching between

>>9067437
(((artists)))

>>9060025
Maybe if they live in some shitty city like NYC or LA. The cost of living is double in coastal cities than what is in places like Texas and Oklahoma.

>>9065729
i've seen this hentai before, it was pretty good

>>9069629
Houston and Dallas are starting to rise though I guess that shouldn't be surprising what with all the big data centers moving to cheaper land.

>>9069546
Well, San Diego is a shit hole, and everyone smokes meth down there, so I buy it.

>>9060034

No no no you have it all wrong. Switch the chad and virgin meals and you have it absolutely perfect

>>9065729
>turwhatthefuken

>>9069676
>san diego is a shit hole

lol what?

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>>9064228
lmao im weak

>>9068259
You seem to not know what actual millennials are. There's a difference between 90's kids and millennials. The cutoff for millennials is mobile phones and DSL internet. If you didn't grow up with those you're clear.

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>>9061824
>someone born in '82 is supposed to be the same as someone born in '99
lol this kid

>>9069568
>>9069584
that doesn't prove shit, just that you can find a claim jumper on google maps

>>9069823
>playing they're not in any way except literal time
82, 99, you're all faggots either way you cut it

>>9064228
Fucking brutal

>>9060034
Nigga the virgin one is so accurate. Even the fucking hairstyle and glasses. I don't eat that much bad food and I used to workout. Other than that, 100% accurate.

>>9069873
well that's what happened. Don't care if you believe me or not, just reporting what I saw

>>9068631
>she hasn't been supporting this hellhole for years

For shame.

>>9066487
You don't?

>>9065724
>not even peeling them
what a monster

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>>9069873

>>9062501
It's perfect

>>9069922
The joke in every one of these "the virgin ____" images is that virtually everybody will identify with at least half of them. That's why "the chad _____" is so unrealistically hyperbolic. Do you really need humor explained to you?

>>9070118
theyre still accurate to some degree

>>9060034
>back is parallel to table

>>9070196
stone cold assumptions, banalities and attributes so broad as to be literally anyone is not accuracy,.

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>>9058621
Thats not the tip I am offering them, if you get what I mean.

>>9059904
>slight pot belly, is conscious of his weight but does nothing
...this hits too close to home,

>>9070196
You don't call someone a marksman because they can go eight for eight on the broad side of a barn while standing five feet away from it.

>>9070537
theyre still closer to a marksman than someone who doesnt fire.

>>9070415
the point ia that youll resonates more with one than the other. one has stylish flare and an active social life, the other is more reserved and finds company in themselves

>>9070600
A moron with a gun is not a marksman. Relativity doesn't factor into it, the image isn't prophetic in its accuracy just because it casts a fucking wide net.

>>9070600
>one image is full of unrealistic exaggerations literally nobody can relate to
>the other is full of multiple traits which virtually everyone can associate with at least a few of
>WOW THAT'S SO ME HOW SPOOKY THAT IT SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO ME
it's nothing to do with stylish flair or liking your own company, you've just completely misread and missed the joke

>>9061730
I don't get it. They were both online?

>>9064455
*grammar

>>9070622
i get the joke though, its meant to be over inclusive. its called "the virgin x" for gods sake, however they both represent different ends of the social spectrum

>>9061880
I never understand the problem. It's income assistance, not replacement. It's supplementing what you can buy, not limiting your purchasing power. Throw in $30 of your own and you can get 14 limes with all of that.

>>9069629
Never been to Austin, hey?

>>9070713
austins a methhead ghetto

>>9063886
the only thing challenging here is reading that.

>>9070721
Man you been going to the Wrong Side of Town.

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>>9070729
you even have a yelp for your meth

>>9070675
>i get the joke though
>however they both represent different ends of the social spectrum
You are definitely on the far end of one certain spectrum, friendo

>>9058742
I do live with my parents but I don't buy much, pay some bills and save the rest, close to 80k now, never know when shuts gonna happen.

>>9063954
waiting on hordes of niggers is no mean feat, mon frere
white americans are the easiest to deal with
white europeans are second easiest - only frustrating because they are unfamiliar with how things work and will probably stiff you / ask for weird things / get upset if you do normal things like clear someone's plate before everyone is done.
asians and hispanics are approximately of equal difficulty range. Easy - Difficult depending on how recent their immigration was and how middle class they are (low class and high class are both pains in the ass)
one black out of ten is easy to deal with. three in ten are absolutely awful.

>>9069657
I thought that this was a bunch of Harlequin babies lined up in a row in the thumbnail.

>>9070667
m8 come on, it was obvious the bait wasn't thrown at you but at those two bickering cunts

don't take the bait that's not for you next time

>>9064043
>A good chunk of the restaurant is being run by a single person.
Yeah, the COOK.

>>9063846
>giant earthworm

>>9065455
that's why these cunts aren't getting tipped