Side Dishes

how are you an adult with children but need to be advised in this matter?

>>9057199
how old is the little turd

>>9057199
that's a horrible idea, instead set up a buffet of warm waffles and a waffle sunday bar, with different syrups, butter, strawberries, blueberries, whip cream, etc...

>>9057199
i have an exellent idea
Make a fuckton of popcorn and dump molten cheese on them
You get cheese corn balls and beat the shit out of them if they ask questions

>>9057199
I reckon the cigarette butts from your ashtray would make a good side dish for the little rascals

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>the replies thus far
10/10 thread will continue to lurk

Don't forget a fork for fishing out waffles that get stuck in the toaster. I recommend standard silverware; plastic will break and fall into the toaster

>>9057199
Why not the classic harried mother goto of velveeta, rotel and sausage dip? You could have other things to dip in it besides corn chips like marshmallows, candy bars, hell even waffles.

Just order a pizza...

Tell their parents it's a potluck, man.
Are you new to being poor?

Just make some coffee

>>9057199
Don't molest them. Seriously. It'll get your own butthole tickled in prison.

As far as food I'd recommend ordering a couple of pizzas and maybe some of dat lava cake to go with it. They're going to goof off, play video games, and maybe check out dirty internet nonsense until crashing at about 4am...if memory from my own youth serves.

>>9057354
popcorn chicken +1

Buy a tube of cinnamon rolls, loved that shit as a kid

>>9057199
>Don't molest them. Seriously. It'll get your own butthole tickled in prison.

Sounds win-win to me.

>>9057346
"Sundae" , not sunday.