What would you say are top tier Starbucks drinks?

>>9056928
>see starbucks
>do a 360 and walk away

Macchiato ICED!

>>9056929
But if you did a 360 blah blah blah

>Venti iced or not caramel macchiato
With coconut milk(I prefer without the pumpz of vanilla)
>Iced soy latte
>Iced chai tea latte with soy
>Green tea lemonade half the sweeteners

>>9056937
Not a huge fan of Starbucks but the Unicorn frap thing was tasty.

Caramel frap, affogato style.

>>9056928
>go into Starbucks
>order expresso
>8 pumps whatever
>add whipped cream
>order microwaves bakon and heg
>4000 kcal
>tell them my name is Sprinkle
>pay with apple pay
>get drink/food
>post selfie with drink/food
>take one bit from sammich
>two sips from cup
>full
>throw what's left away

>>9056928
None of them

Is there a drink that involves you never posting here again

vanilla bean frappuccino no whipped cream

Vente Iced americano with whole milk and 7 pumps of classic syrup. Its my crack.

>coworker asks me to go to starbucks
>being a good orbiter, I agree
>see long line of hipsters and starter pack white girls
>think it's just coffee, how long can it take for the line to go down
>wait in line for ten minutes
>get to order
>the drink is full of sugar and fat
>wonder why anyone would drink this abomination
>get back to coworker and give her her drink
>"thanks"
>go home and jerk off

Never been back since
Fuck Starbucks

i only had a green tea frappe cuz my friend ordered it and it tasted pretty good

reminded me of when i ate my own cum

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>>9056928
Espresso con pana.

Fucking cut to the chase, you want synthetic energy...no need to pour milk and sugar over it. Get an espresso...slam it and boom it's the same spike as your chi tea latte and you don't have to carry around a cup for 90 minutes.

>>9056928
That green tea frap is fucking great

>>9057382
Green tea lemonade is good

>>9056928
>Vanilla Bean Creme Frappuccino >Caramel Syrup
>Cinnamon Sugar
>Java Chips

Green tea lemonade is alright

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>>9056937
>read review
>"Tastes like a sour birthday cake!"
No thanks.

I usually tend to fool around with normie girls so I go often, the only thing I get is a Strawberry frapp with a shot or two of espresso. Its alright. I started doing it at home as well.

>>9058593
Strawberry and coffee are good together? Wouldn't have guessed.

>>9057950
Their espresso tastes like shit, though.

I like a doppio with a splash of something to keep the shots, but not from Starbucks.

Grande skinny mocha, extra shot of espresso (three shots overall). Gets you going, tastes good, and you don't slip into a diabetic coma afterwards.

>>9056928
Water

Venti iced coffee, no classic, with a splash of cream is the correct answer. Grande, is also correct if you are sticking around and taking advantage of the free refills.

>>9059043
This is the only correct answer.

Tall cold brew, with the vanilla cream if I'm feeling cheeky.

Their nitro brew is fine, but fuck them for not getting me the large because "muh caffeine limits"

>>9058805
try short shots (ristretto), less ass to the flavor

>>9057382
Iced soy chai is my shit, half chai half vanilla is also okag but not enough caffein

>>9059321
>For future reference if you are not ordering specifically the Oprah chai and just a regular you can buy tazo chai tea mix at target.
>Different types too. Buy soy milk and you're good to go. But I do understand the pleasure of someone else making my drink every now and again

>>9056928
I only like the milkshakes (frappuccino) from Starbucks, the new Smores one is pretty good

Undertow for dat espresso
Strawberry Acai with lemonade instead of water

>>9057382
>>9058171
try the iced peach green tea. so good.

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>>9057382
>chai latte with soy

I like drinking it on cold rainy days

>>9057950
But chai tea wouldn't have nearly as much caffeine as an espresso

>>9059194
Yeah, I am one of those people that only drink coffee for the caffeine so my Starbucks options pretty much boil down to either the nitro cold brew or the iced americano, both of which have the sizes capped because of liberals.

They stopped serving the nitro brew and for some reason it looks like every tranny under the sun is working at this one location and it's starting to bother me so I just go to dunkin donuts instead now

>>9059114
this tee bee eich