Five Guys

>>9055702
If you have a shitty life.

>>9055702
whataburger> any other shit tier burger joint

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>>9055702
Smashburger>>>five guys
better and cheaper

Five Guys shills get out

Your chain isTANKING

TANKING

>>9055702

five guys is trash

How fucking small is your world is eating at a burger joint is life changing? Meeting my wife, getting shot at in Kuwait, meeting my daughter, losing a battle with cancer and shooting yourself as to not be a burden on your family, those are life changing, not a burger.

>>9055836
Is meeting your wife really that life changing?
Can I meet her?

>>9055873
Only girl that let me fuck her in the ass on the first date.

>>9055702
Five Guys
>$7.99 plus tip just for the burger, fries cost $3 extra, drink costs $2.50 extra
Cookout
>burger, two sides, and a drink for $5.45, $1 extra if you want a shake instead of a drink
>5 Guys tastes only marginally better than Cookout
Fucking ripoff is what it is.

>>9055829
According to you fatass contrarians everything is trash.

>>9055836
Shooting yourself is life ending not life changing you idiot.

>>9055892
the five guys here don't even take tips, they're not even a sit-down restaurant

>>9055702
I don't have anything against 5 guys in terms of the food. The price is just pants on head retarded. I'm fairly certain the patties have gotten smaller and the price has basically remained the same or gotten higher.

>DUDE FRIES
They aren't bad, until they get the slightest bit cold then they turn into absolute shit

>>9055898
Irregardless his conscious is changed therefore it's a life changing experience

>Not getting your burgers from an actual resturaunt, or AT LEAST a local chain
I'd also accept homemade or from a random, slightly untrustworthy food cart. Fast food burgers are only acceptable on road trips out of your city.

>>9055900
Mine has seating inside and a tip jar next to the register.

terribibble

>>9055878
Sounds like a keeper

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>>9055897
Everything is trash

>>9055780
Not that I disagree and I've eaten from Whataburger all my life, but when I finally tried Five Guys the burger tasted exactly like a Whataburger but was twice as expensive.

>>9056053
Does Five Guys offer avocado?

>>9055702
Bunch of god damn fries and a burger that is good but expensive and messy.

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>>9055898
Implying it doesnt change the lives of your loved ones.

>>9055878
Sounds like she probably gets around.

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>>9055702
Bacon Cheeseburger, All the way, Add Jalapenos and BBQ.

>>9055836
If you lost your battle with cancer and shot yourself, that means your dead. Are you a spooky ghost?

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Those burgers are fucking expensive. They're not exceptional either. Might as well just get Wendy's since it tastes the same and you don't feel ripped off.