Rate my dinner, /ck/.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines out of 10

>>9055377
Diabeetus/10

>>9055377
you gona eat that rubberpussy for dessert?

>>9055401
I'm letting it dry out after my friend used it.

>>9055401
>>9055432
Fuck I didn't even see that. How do those compare against just using your hand and some Jergen's OP?

>>9055443
It's better, but a hassle to clean.

You have to let it air dry and then apply some powder to it afterwards.

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7/7

Good digits.

>>9055377
what texture did you get?

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>>9055696
Stamina

It's a meme, excess masturbation does the same thing

I can last an hour during sex cause I'm so alpha on my dick

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I have never seen someone just bite into both poptarts like that I am horrified

>>9055762
I'm more disgusted to see that the poptarts are blueberry. Frosted strawberry poptarts are the only good flavor.

People who like brown sugar poptarts should be rounded up and forced to work in the mines.

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>>9055432
>dry out after my friend used it
>my friend used it
>friend used it

Is this advanced cuckoldry or homosex?

Adults eat poptarts? Huh, I never knew that.

>>9057164
Too lame to get a gf but still a hardcore cuck.
Has his "friend" cuck him by having hom use his cock sleeve

>>9055432
it's an abstract kind it cuckoldry

>>9055377
Is this Detroit?

legit /ck/

>>9055377
Lonely, just like your life