People asking for weird combinations

>>9050571
madman

does dominos even have pasta

>>9050571
Used to be a delivery driver at pizza hut.

No cheese, extra sauce, tomatos, and green pepper.

>>9051511
It was a vegan you retard

>>9050571
Why has Domino's discontinued that mascot? it fits them

>>9051517
Vegans are weird as fuck and you're a faggot if you think otherwise.

>>9051517
Our crusts contain bone meal

>>9051527
Hahahahaha they're dumb then
>>9051524
Lol calm down you fucking weirdo

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>>9050571
>and can I get pineapple on that pizza?

>>9050571
>Funny thing, I once put boneless wings on a spare pizza after close.
>putting chicken
>on a pizza
The madman.

>>9051519
Some crazy fuck held up a store because he thought the ads were targeting him because his last name was "Noid".

>in Miami
>Delivering pizza
>Go to 8th St to a motel known for prostitution
>Large cheese with anchovies on the side
>Go to room
>Usually toppings o/s are inseerter in a container inside the corner of the box
>It's a fat white guy and a 7/10 latina at not even wearing a fucking bra
>Give him the pizza
>She opens it
>Permiso, per done esta Los anchovies?
>sorry, I say to the white guy, I'll come back and bring them
>Come back with the anchovies
>Guy is outside and gives me another tip.
>"Sorry dude" he says "Everytime I order pizza for this bitch all she wants to eat are fucking anchovies she doesn't eat a single fucking slice."

>>9051546
Sounds like those ads a-noid him.

>>9050571
>pineapple and olives, no cheese
Gagged a bit as it was coming out. Anchovies smelled better than that abomination.

>>9051527
I looked up the ingredients list and it makes no mention of bone meal.

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>>9051554
that's pretty gross desu

>>9051561
Its a meem ya dip

>at Subway
>guy in front of me orders chicken
>only vegetable he wants on it are lots of pickles
>then asks for mayo AND double ranch dressing

Most disgusting thing I've ever seen desu.

>>9051554
Haha nice story, got any more?

>>9051675
I got robbed one time. Another time a prostitute gave me her number and I ended up fucking her for a discount for a solid 8 months before she quit selling pussy on 8 St.
Craziest shit I saw working that job was the immediate aftermath of a stabbing. That or my coworker who overdosed on heroin washing dishes.

>>9051511
Hmm, used to date a girl who would order no sauce, extra cheese and only pepperoni, of course she also described ordering delivery as cooking.

>>9051555
Fuck you and your trips Carlos.

>>9051555
good kek

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>>9051481

behind someone at subway one
>bread
>pickles
>more pickles
>more pickles
that's it

>order comes in
>Pad thai, except replace the noodles with rice
>wat

also.

>can you please make a fried rice, but put all the ingredients on the side?
>what?
>yeah, their kid wants to assemble it
>.......ok
>look out to the dining hall
>autistic 16 year old playing with a giant lego thing, with his 60+ year old parents

>>9051554
Ayy fellow Miami bro

>>9051942
305 till I die nigga

At my work we have blackened seafood with cream dish, someone ordered it without the blackened seasoning and it looked like puke.

>>9051517
Jeez, get the sand out of your pussy.

My fiance dipped Ritz peanut butter sandwich crackers into honey mustard sauce just because they were both there and he was curious. Hasn't done that before or since. He said it was actually pretty okay.

>>9050571

There was a regular when I delivered for Pizza Hut who always ordered the cinnamon sticks with ranch instead of icing.

>>9050571
>boneless wings on a spare pizza

That actually sounds good af

>>9051573
To be fair noone knew for years that subway bread contained same materials as a yoga mat

>>9054021
Gypsum is used to make drywall and tofu, among other things.

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>>9053959
> female

I've come to accept this board is reddit-lite.

>>9054172
>what are gay people

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>>9054172
>calling women "females"

>>9054180
A miserable pile of secrets.

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>>9050571
? dominos pasta bread bowl

>>9054209
But enough talk! Have at you!
>throws off roof

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>>9051545
>he doesn't order pineapple and mushroom pizzas with garlic sauce